Mateke
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Mateke
@PanengPaneng
Kone,Phiri! Proud of my Punkins. While we we were sinners, Christ died for us






[HAPPENING NOW] Joburg Mayor Dada is set to unveil his new commitments, when he delivers his state of the city address shortly. It comes as joburgers are frustrated by worsening poor service delivery. @MnisiNkosikhona








Bought comfy tracksuit pants the other day. Wore them for the first time this morning. This guy took scissors and tore both legs open. I'm so upset. I mean, he only needed to rip one leg open because as a paramedic he needed to work on my left leg. I don't know why the other pant leg was cut open 😤 Anyway, morphine is great, hey. Also, they had to call for back up because two floors with no elevator is not nice when you have to lift 1000kg of human. 5 men. 2 floors of stairs. A slidey thingy to take me down. Shame, and they still had to listen to my bad humour. I think one or all will retire today




Who is the cheapest person you know, and what is the cheapest thing you've seen them do?

















