PapaCrypto

haven't sold clout please

@jakebrodes Thats dope do I get to wake up next to her every day too

When you show your wife a 3 hour YouTube video called Why The World Will Never Get Better, she mentally logs this as a transgression and sometime soon a Sunday will come where you’ve had 30 beers the night before but it’s time to Install Shelves and Look at Plants

Happy 10 Years to those who celebrate

@BioavailableNd brazil nut

@Cazzy Maybe

Wait is this supposed to be Vancouver haha

Ah yes The drug for people lacking in self-control, discipline and patience Must have their cheat code fat loss drug same day

@gabrielhaines @AviFelman They used to block it. My password was money and I said “how much ***** is it” in game and had to immediately change my password lmao

@AviFelman They got me with this one

One of my formative memories as a child was meeting someone named I Z O O M I in RuneScape. He asked me to equip my best gear and help him pk in the wildy. We traversed deep into the wild, when suddenly he turned on me. Lost everything I had worked for. Lesson in there.

@aiouy @shakepay Wow very cool! 🙂

Today we're starting a slow rollout of bitcoin backed loans to customers on @shakepay Bitcoin backed loans are one of the most requested products since we started. For those who never want to sell and live on a bitcoin standard, borrowing against your bitcoin is one of the most powerful financial products available. Products like these are hard to pull off, and Canadians have been underserved for so long. Insanely excited to get this in the hands of all shakers.

@KROQH @ruyschian Post body

@ruyschian All credibility lost by mentioning starting strength.

Anonymous student feedback received by a professor friend

@TilsonLind44126 @Markewilk @Brink_Thinker It can if there’s a faulty door lock and also he didn’t exactly open the door normal did he? How do you know the interlock is disengaged?

@Markewilk @Brink_Thinker It cant move with the doors open

The security footage of a man in a stuck elevator who forcefully pries open the jammed doors like a window, helping women and children exit first before leaving himself.

Yes but if there is a problem the only safe place to be is inside. Who knows if one of the locks is faulty and tripped and now the repair man is here to safely send you to the lobby but he jumps that electrical connection to make it run? All of a sudden it takes off and cuts you in half

@Markewilk @Brink_Thinker I'd heard that if you open the door it locks the elevator from moving? I aint taking that risk myself but a firefighter friend told me that a long time ago... May only apply to certain types?

@IndieGameJoe License this song and I’ll play it youtu.be/N_NzPMM9RAw?si…

These indie devs are making a co-op smuggling game where you and your friend become cartel pilots in a tropical archipelago. - Take on risky contracts - Load up your plane with sketchy cargo - Try not to crash mid-flight It's called Cartel Pilots Wanted. Would you play this?

Nick Mullen.

@ichimaru_novel @ace_of_jijii_ Pro tip: add a spoon full of cheez whiz

@ace_of_jijii_ おー、これなら簡単に作れそう！

一生に一度は食べてみたいもの マカロニチーズ なんか超美味いらしいじゃん？

@hoshizorarock @OmgItzRaina

またアメリカ人がチーズの暴力をしています。 彼らは世界中の人間がチーズ依存症になるまでチーズで人々を殴り続けるつもりみたいです。 私はチーズ警察として彼らの悪行を世界中に暴露します。

@RS_hon 鋼は鋼を研ぐ 🤝🤝🤝

私は作家だ。ある時、読者からＸ上で、『こんな作品、俺でも書ける』と言われた。『書いてから言え』と返した。どうせ書きもしないくせに。あれから月日が流れ、あるパーティで、とある有名な作家が私に握手を求めにきた。「実はあの日、『書いてから言え』と言われた者です。思った以上に簡単でした」

@butaturi @WilliamCol58373 it's a translation related vulnerability in the robot detection network

@WilliamCol58373 たぶんモデルかAV女優さん。こんな素人いるんけないやん。男どもアホ？

とんでもないことが起きた 私の人生に革命が起きた 初めて娘が笑った！！ 授乳後のポンポンお腹をこちょこちょしてたら、嬉しそうにニコーーって、パァー！って音がしそうな笑顔で笑ってくれた この子の世話をしてきた2ヶ月どころか、今日までの私の人生全部が報われた気がした…

visionary

I already have this it’s called the flat surface in my house