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@lilkd4wg More people than the oilers parade

@ryanwhitney6 Uh Oh, Suck It Slag

Talk about the wrong jersey to win before a game 7. Auto bet on the Mariners

@HustleBitch_ Alright Bitch of Hustle

🚨 #BREAKING: NEW ENHANCED RADAR SCAN SHOWS THE MOMENT OF IMPACT - AND IT’S SCREAMING SOMETHING’S WRONG. If what hit Alabama isn’t: - Directed Energy Weapons (DEWs) - Geoengineering - Satellite-based climate manipulation - High-frequency microwave bursts - DARPA experiments gone wrong - Black budget tech testing - Birds with RFID chips - HAARP - 5G weather control - A nuclear strike from Iran - An underground bunker explosion - Chemtrail activation - A portal opening - An alien mothership taking off - Russian hackers Then what the hell was it? Because one thing’s certain - this is NOT normal. Something’s off. And you can feel it. 📷 - @spann

@jovi987_654 @fialafallo Is she the head chef? … No? Then she doesn’t need to be there for it to run.

@fialafallo His wife just opened up a lounge in downtown Edmonton I don’t think he’s going anywhere.

Bro is not re-signing 😭

@ztisdale Holy fuck you are ugly pal

It's not me, it's you. You've changed, Canada.

one of the greatest headlines of our time

@ibamboozIe Agree with the last point. But Dallas is straight dog shit lol.

You can have an elite GM with a near flawless team meticulously built over a decade and you'll lose to a team that dragged the salary cap down by being utter garbage for a decade and was rewarded with 4 1st overall picks

@littlered_ace Oil have the ugliest fans in the league by far.

Sorry Edmonton but the crowd in Dallas is full of ridiculously hot women, while every time the camera pans Roger's Arena it's like a live look at the hippo tank at the zoo

@FriedgeHNIC This is weird. He’s been bad but not as bad as Skinner … Is Knoblauch trying to lose the series?

Oilers head coach Kris Knoblauch announced Calvin Pickard will not play Game 4 tomorrow night

@NHL_Bouchard Its not that we think Vegas needs sympathy its that we fucking hate the oil

If anyone feels bad for Vegas after yesterday. Just watch this. That gross team deserves 0 sympathy

@ryanwhitney6 @NHLPlayerSafety

It’s actually insane this wasn’t called a penalty. Hope McNabb is ok.

@EdmontonOilers @sentinelstorage Refs are first class on the oil charter back to shithole Edmonton

Headed home up 2-0! 😎 @SentinelStorage | #LetsGoOilers

@brandonc932 @Sportsnet Gonna throw my life savings on Oil ML Saturday

@PaperHands7 @Sportsnet That's what I'm saying lol

THE OILERS ARE HEADING BACK TO EDMONTON WITH A 2-0 SERIES LEAD OVER THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS 🗣️ 🗣️

@FriedgeHNIC Refs win it for EDM … fixed it for you

Draisaitl wins it for EDM

@brandonc932 @Sportsnet The script leaked 👀

@FriedgeHNIC You are 100% right. That was a fortunate call but the @NHL refs blow it as usual. No surprise big dog!

@NHL @GoldenKnights @EdmontonOilers @NHL_On_TNT @SportsonMax @Sportsnet @TVASports Your refs ruined the game classic.

THE OILERS ARE HEADING HOME WITH A 2-0 SERIES LEAD! 💪 #StanleyCup Don't miss Game 3 between the @GoldenKnights and @EdmontonOilers Saturday, May 10 at 9p ET on @NHL_On_TNT, @SportsonMax, @Sportsnet, and @TVASports!

@NHL HUGE BLOWN CALL AGAINST #Oilers ruins the game. Classic shit refs.

@nitwitschool Zesty tweet calling him thick, I like it.

hE'S tOo sMalL, hE cAnT pLaY wItH mEn Literally thicker than our best defenseman.

@CollinRugg @RealSpennyWalks

NEW: Pennsylvania woman arrested for launching explosive diarrhea out of her rear end on another driver's car during a road rage incident. The family of 44-year-old Christina Solometo says there is more to the story than what you see below. Solometo was taken into custody after a road rage incident ended with feces on a car, according to police. "I know it's being joked about a lot. There are all kinds of puns and innuendos online, but bottom line, we are treating it seriously," said Prospect Park Police Chief David Madonna. "It can't happen in this community. No town wants this to happen in their town. The recognition a town gets over this kind of thing is really unwelcome. We don't want this." According to NBC10, the family says there is more to the story. They're trying to get a lawyer.

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