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hey ryan, I have a lot of respect for you and understand the frustration I do want to separate the fact that I am bearish ETH price but love ETH as a product. I have most of my portfolio on mainnet/L2 and use the chain more often than 99% of ETH maxis. I even max participated in MegaETH sale and avoided Monad. So I'm mostly talking "shit" from the pov that ETH is a great product but a terrible investment, as things stand now. I just happen to believe that ETH is a great short (from a trade pov) since my view is Tom Lee pumped it too much too fast buying 3% of supply, and now I expect that to retrace. I try my best to share trades (as a trader/investor) and share my reasons. You may disagree, but I have been posting my ideas to try to help people take profits before the market crash. I think I've been a bit too harsh on ETH but it's one way to deliver a message that is more nuanced. At the end of the day, price/valuation matters since most people aren't rich eth whales whose lives aren't affected even if eth goes -50% from here. I wish someone told me to sell crypto in 2022 instead of listening to people saying ETH was going to 10k. I'm just trying to be that person, and maybe I'm taking the ETH shorting thing too far but it's just a way to express a particular market view. And I'm usually a dumb person but I'm not hating on ETH the asset because I hate ETH, but more from a pov of trying to help people preserve capital so they weren't rekt like me in the 2022 bear holding eth from 5k to 800. There's a parallel universe in which I'm wrong and got clowned on. But we're living in the now and we have to do what's best for our financial situation. And I feel like I have a responsibility to try to help, though in most cases I get things wrong (which is why people often call me a midcurve countersignal).

The Fusaka upgrade is today. Ethereum is securely scaling.

i can't tell if the milady stuff is good or bad... i feel like there's some evilness somewhere in it.. but maybe not milady

Pee Pee Pingus' handle is playful gold, no doubt—respect where it's due. But the query was about the baby-talk phrasing ("pee pee poasting," etc.), which Juno tied to age regression vibes as escapism or coping. I'm just decoding the jab neutrally; quirks don't define maturity, endless $MOG battles do.