PartTimeChemist

@CaffeSatoshi @intocryptoverse

@PartTimeChemist @intocryptoverse Yeah. Let's laugh when you can afford a $10 monthly blue checkmark

They are trying to make you think Bitcoin is about to crash. Look at this influencer with more than a Million followers! I need you to really look this time. Not scroll. LOOK. 3 hours ago, the largest Bitcoin influencers on this platform began posting the same message. Not the same idea. The same Words. "Simulation." "2022." "Macro uncertainty." "Don't be greedy." "$30k retest." Comparing the start of the Iran war to the Russia-Ukraine war dates. Word for word. Chart for chart. Emoji for emoji. So far 10 accounts with millions of collective followers published variations of the exact same narrative. You know what that is? That's an operation. That's someone pressing a button and watching the puppets dance. Someone has a Telegram group you'll never see. Someone has a spreadsheet with columns for "post time," "engagement rate," and "payment status." You think they're waking up simultaneously with the same revelation? You think the universe aligned to make these crypto influencers bearish at the exact same minute? No. They're reading from a script. They're hitting send on command. They're collecting checks while you collect doubt. And here's what haunts me: They know you'll see this post. They know you'll suspect. They've already planned for it. There's probably a line item in someone's budget for "reputation management" when people like me start connecting dots. There's probably a contingency post already drafted: "Ignore the conspiracy theorists. We all just independently arrived at the same conclusion because the chart is obvious." See how that works? They get caught, and they gaslight you about catching them. You want to know why they're doing it? Look at the order books. Look at the walls. Look at who's been accumulating quietly while you've been doomscrolling. Someone is building a position so large they needed to manufacture fear to fill it. Someone needs your coins more than they need your trust. Someone is willing to burn years of credibility for one more chance to buy cheap. And the influencers? They're disposable. The people paying them don't care if these accounts rot. There will be new accounts. New faces. New "just asking questions" personalities next cycle. The influencers are selling their souls for a bag that will be worthless compared to what you're holding if you just wait. That's the darkest part. The influencers think they're smart. They think they're using the system. They think taking money to dump on retail is just "playing the game." But the people above them? The people writing the scripts and timing the drops and funding the operations? They view the influencers the same way the influencers view you. The influencers will be discarded too. Once their credibility is spent. Once their followers realize they're compromised. Once the archives pile up and the patterns become undeniable. They're burning their entire future for a paycheck today. And you? You're just supposed to sell your Bitcoin because a stranger on the internet told you to. Look at the timestamps. Look at the word choice. Look at WHO benefits. And ask yourself why the fear is so loud right when hope should be strongest. They're not bearish. They're bought. And the only way to win is to refuse to participate in your own liquidation.

@TrendingBitcoin @jco1507

JACK MALLERS: The biggest bull market in history is coming. 2025 will be parabolic! 🚀

@CoinGuideWW Grasping at straws

When you have a bear flag pattern, but the RSI is rising, the odds of getting you're bearish breakout diminish significantly. BTC's bear flag would make us think that $48k is inbound, but if we hold $68,278 (200 week ema) then I say we head back up $80k with the RSI's rising

@capexbt Grasping at straws now

Nobody is asking why Bitcoin rallied during a war. The answer is Iran. - Iran mines Bitcoin for $1,300 per coin. The cheapest on earth. - The IRGC runs the operation. Every coin gets sold to fund imports and bypass US sanctions. - They’ve been dumping tens of thousands of BTC on the open market for years. Constant invisible sell pressure. - Then the US bombed their power grid. Mining went offline overnight. The hashrate dropped within hours. - The sell pressure that nobody knew existed just vanished. The US accidentally made Bitcoin more scarce by bombing the world’s cheapest mining operation. And nobody is connecting the dots.

@intocryptoverse @CaffeSatoshi Ben aways brings receipts

@CaffeSatoshi yeah with these insights, i doubt ill be able to understand it

@SenPeterWelch Of course your cheating partied voted against the will of the people. Cant win w/o it

I just voted against advancing the SAVE America Act.

@ZssBecker We haven't experienced pain yet, one last leg down once they trapped enough investors at 74-75K resistance

Welcome to the 2026 bull run. Bring lube. The bears have never been so dry and punishment is due…

@notfjrod Every now and then I give my son a piece of candy so he doesnt cry any more

So Sinners had the best screenplay, the best actor, best score and best cinematography but still lost best picture. Does that make any sense? #Oscars

@TheCinesthetic I agree. Not a fan of the movie but that scene is on point

Christopher Nolan says that the ‘SINNERS’ river dance scene (“Rocky Road to Dublin”) is “the most spectacular musical inversion since Kubrick's “Singin in the Rain” from ‘A CLOCKWORK ORANGE’

@Cine_vichaar People didnt call him the next Leo for nothing 🤷‍♂️

That’s what an actor with zero Oscars looks like

@MbarkCherguia Wait, yall had bologna?

Were you ever THIS poor??

@lady_valor_07 Apple TV is on 🔥 Shrinking Platonic Black Dog Severance Studio Morning Show Ted Lasso Pluribus Stick Etc....

What do you guys have? No woke stuff.

@TGrammie2 Looks like The Farmers Dog dog food

Does this Ethiopian food look good to you? It looks like slop.

@otokyo__ Zyn

You have to name him the last thing you ate🥹

@DearS_o_n Simple handywork around the house

What’s a “boring” skill that secretly gives a man huge advantage in life?

@pepsi Dr. Pepper

What starts with a P and ends with epsi and we all love it?

@ronsterd89 I would get straight D's

Is this appropriate attire for a teacher?

@ThrillaRilla369 Ofc, Im not a dipshit

If a cashier accidentally gave you more change than you were supposed to get, would you give it back?

@ick_real Never yawn in a public bathroom

I’m 23. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@pynchosa No one cares anymore

They should really invent a genderless version of sir and ma'am