Jeremy Pasker

@LusipherPE @kayteterry You’ve never been more desirable in your life. My advice is to start behaving like it.

Imagine being nostalgic for the fax machine. This is how old heads sound.

@RachelTrue People with terrible credit asking for more money they will never pay back. Trickle up economics is truly evil shit.

Isn’t charging 279% interest just loan sharking & 100% illegal?

@BrianZisook They would have to work more. They don’t want to do that. But who really does? lol

The tickets cost too much money for these larger tours. That’s the whole story. Acts should play smaller venues and sell more nights per city. Two sold out shows in a 5,000-cap room is better than a half-empty arena or cancellation. It’s more intimate and the math works!

@drippedoutclyde Pgs didn’t really score points until recently,

I genuinely need to know this list atp cuz holy shit

@xavierjdesigns But what amount of dog does he have? I bet your excel sheet doesn’t track that? (Sarcasm)

Not enough is made about the fact that Towns almost *exclusively* takes high efficiency shots. KAT's playoff FGAs: - 40 rim - 6 midrange - 23 threes (22 were open or wide open) And yet, despite his low volume, he still has elite gravity. Insanely uniquely valuable player.

@MrChuckD @lady_valor_07 The idea that women don’t suffer the consequences of war is insane. This is an absolute deranged take.

@lady_valor_07 Wars are the periods of testosterone

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause wtf do men deal with ?

@omgsidewalks 7 days per week? I need to spend time with my kids though.

If I offered you $2k every week and all you had to do was read a book for at least 8 hours a day, would you take it?

@cptdankkk Had they said 2 or 3 million he would have accepted. They’re greedy.

Tony Hawk reveals turning down $500,000 from Activision was the best financial decision of his life "When they were close to launching the game, they started to sense that there was buzz about it. It was already getting good reviews from previews and they felt this surge of interest" "They offered me a buyout of future royalties right before the game launched. They offered me half a million dollars. They said you get that right now and then no money going forward" "No one had ever spoken those types of numbers to me before, but I felt like I was in a pretty good place. I was doing well in other ways. I was still skating a lot, doing events, I had good endorsements, and I thought I'm gonna take a risk and I don't need that money right now"

@morelikemensa Additionally, once the Knicks’ bench plays it’s a wrap.

@morelikemensa They’re best shot. And I still don’t think it works b/c Embiid is injured.

The Knicks’ two best players against Atlanta were OG Anunoby and Karl Anthony Towns. The 76ers, like the Hawks, have no way to stop those two from doing anything.

@That_Hurts Why is anyone guarding Drummond at the 3 point line? Hilariously awful process.

“How many times have you watched this?” Yes.

@BitcoinSapiens @Home_Mentions That hour gets taxed and the pretzel gets taxed so they have to work even longer than an hour.

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

@palmer_tho60633 @shadowe_wolfe @banana3080 @TheCartoonLoon Just to be clear, I’m saying everyone should protect all children b/c they’re inherently helpless and deserve all the protection necessary for them to live. Are you saying that a child only deserves to be protected by their own parent? “You protect yours and I’ll protect mine”

@PaskerJeremy @shadowe_wolfe @banana3080 @TheCartoonLoon That's why i said it was the parents responsibility you can't seriously expect me to go to every single child and tell them to press red how do you even reach that conclusion

I honestly don't give a fuck what you vote dude The vote is private and there is no discussion However the meme is accurate as if you fill the Well everyone survives Soooo I'm not sure of your fucking point

@thatgeminibloom Would this also reduce the frequency women could have babies from once a month (13x per year) to 4x per year?

Give her all the funding imagine just 4 cycles a year 💃🏽

@hecubian_devil Don’t we like our head scratched? Maybe it’s the fur? I’ve done zero research and am just wildly guessing after randomly finding this during a doom scroll.

Do you ever think about how basically every animal loves being petted and then think maybe we don’t pet each other enough, as humans

@KillaKreww Why did he read it in that accent tho?

Caleb Presley couldn’t hold his laughter when he had Andrew Santino read the MOST racist script 😭💀👀 “I don’t approve this” 🤣

@MajorMinority27 @Shark3ozero The sentence is definitely AI gobbledygook.

@Shark3ozero It definitely doesn't help that that sentence is a bunch of nonsense gobbledygook. A silhouette of clothes????? Just pull up snippet from a news article or something next time.

Obviously education is an issue but I can't be mad at the kids when half of the arguments on the internet boil down to someone being genuinely illiterate

@palmer_tho60633 @shadowe_wolfe @banana3080 @TheCartoonLoon Thanks for agreeing that children are helpless and deserve to be saved. Now we’re debating how many children deserve to be saved. Pressing blue saves every child. Telling a child to press red saves only the kids you can physically be in contact with.

@PaskerJeremy @shadowe_wolfe @banana3080 @TheCartoonLoon Ok then I'll tell someone elses kids to push red then if they don't believe their own parents

@palmer_tho60633 @shadowe_wolfe @banana3080 @TheCartoonLoon Your fork in the socket is very specific. There are several other situations where parents protect other people’s kids, like when you send them to school. Or when they visit a friend’s home, etc. Our society will stop functioning if parents said “only my kids are worth saving.”

@palmer_tho60633 @shadowe_wolfe @banana3080 @TheCartoonLoon What about at a park? do you stop kids from running into the street. And it’s imperative in a cooperative ecosystem / society that the helpless are protected (until they can become helpful) because everyone is important to the survival of a society. Everyone plays a role. 1/