Keith Myer ™

@bartbarber While he was decomposing on earth, he was composing in heaven

I think today is Isaac Watts's 352nd birthday, but I'm not sure.

@bartbarber youtu.be/mT1gmKUoqbY?is… For they marched up to Bastille Day The guillotine claimed her bloody prize Hear the echoes of the centuries Power isn't all that money buys

Happy Bastille Day, by the way.

Greatly tempted to sing “And so what we have learned applies to our lives today, God has a lot to say in His book” at the transition to the conclusion this morning.

@decorated_dust Daniel 3:19 “He ordered the furnace heated seven times hotter than usual”

We out here

@bartbarber @netflix “The even smaller house on the plain.”

There's a remake of "Little House on the Prairie" on @netflix, and I'm watching it tonight for the sole purpose of hating it.

@bartbarber @_MommyIsALawyer My dad taught me how to disarm them, but only after I discovered them.

@_MommyIsALawyer There are likely capacitors in there. Caution.

My 8 year old is currently disassembling a dead tv in the living room just to see what’s inside.

@PhilipDBunn Have you considered They Might Be Giants?

In terms of talent, style, and volume of output, Weezer has to be one of the greatest bands of my lifetime. OK Human was one of the great pieces of COVID-era art, and it was their 14th album. Insane.

@decorated_dust we are staying away from the buffet.

Christian men, how are we buffeting our body today?

@bartbarber Take the advil now

Deacon (the bull) celebrated his independence today by tossing me five feet in the air. Twice. The last time he did something like this, I punched him in the nose. This time he ran off into the pasture. Scrapes and bruises only, but it already hurts to stand up.

what if our main purpose in life is to retweet the brilliant thoughts of others. we can't all be Einsteins

Hey @DelmarvaConnect this is the second day in a row you’re cycling my thermostats. In a heatwave. For hours. What in the world. This is immoral.

@PhilipDBunn Jeeves is the best yet nearly everyone has forgotten him.

Got the Wodehouse shelf squared away, the most important part of any move.

@jaredcornutt Stop gatekeeping bro

@decorated_dust Are you in maintenance or still losing?

Meals today: 1. Eggs, toast, NF Greek yogurt + honey 2. Ground venison, rice, homemade sauce 3. Ground beef, yellow squash, balsamic + Gorgonzola 4. Entire thing of NF Greek yogurt 3300 cal 210g protein don’t care about the rest. W.

@decorated_dust It worked again.

@decorated_dust It worked yesterday.

Christian men, It’s a good day to get unfat.

@decorated_dust I once posted a book stack of Thomas Watson books on Facebook and an Anglican deacon commented: “of all our writers, he is the finest.”

This week on Watson: 22 subtleties of satan’s temptings

@scism_cameron I absolutely love it!

@Pastakeith Well, I kinda love this

Looks like it’s ‘World Cup Summer’

@warne World Cup Summer

@MikeJGreiner @FoxNews Climb ended with a marriage proposal? I hope she said yes. What a story.

@FoxNews I don't care about their politics on this one, nothing. but respect from me. That is a bad-a** move. Man stuff.

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace." As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.