Pasty Carol

@LarryFishburger After just snapping someone leg

People mad at Canada running up the score in the fucking WORLD CUP where goal differential determines their knockout stage opponent is insane levels of stupid.

@Phan1234Ph65709 @KKKnupple_67 I mean you were paying me to fish and turn wrenches in Miami Beach. To each their own. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@PastyCarolfire @KKKnupple_67 Here’s an idea. Get an engineering degree, party your ass off, get a great job out of school. Then live the rest of your life on cruise control. Joining the army is one notch below going to jail lmao

@woaimeiguo1488 @Phan1234Ph65709 @KKKnupple_67 Pretty much, with dang near no worries in everyday life as long as you’re not a POS and do bare minimum.

@Phan1234Ph65709 @PastyCarolfire @KKKnupple_67 You say this so uninformed its crazy, the Military is literally just one big party that sets you up for life 😆

@johnnyrockfuk @Phan1234Ph65709 @KKKnupple_67 I mean I was in the Coast Guard fishing 75% of the time, people pick their rates cause they’re the “cool” jobs to do in uniform, but don’t translate to civilian world.

@PastyCarolfire @Phan1234Ph65709 @KKKnupple_67 Bro no one is shooting at anyone😂 my buddy joined the army thinking he was gonna kill terroists and he ended up cleaning floors and snorting coke for 4 years

@Phan1234Ph65709 @KKKnupple_67 So you’re telling me shooting at people doesn’t translate well, but if you sign up to be an engineer it may translate better? I worked on boats translated pretty well to civilian world?

@KKKnupple_67 You’re an absolute moron 😂 who the hell is leaving college life for this shit? Not too mention if you make it out alive they won’t do dick to help you find an actual job

@DavidO2023 @Doroniaero Forgot to mention Uber too 🤣

@Doroniaero Or go with Joby. Toyota has a major stake in Joby and is helping with construction of the production line.

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@0xRuin_ @Doroniaero Just look up JOBY or other established EVTOL companies. No clue who this is

@Doroniaero Sounds like a scam, making it seem like it’s our last chance to buy this share holding makes it feel more suspicious

@Shadzey1 Bought the CZ scorpion cause of “video game” and also wanted a high capacity “smallish” gun during BLM riots when I lived in Miami.

Video game culture shaping 2A culture. You love to see it.

@FreddyLA7 Please try Cracker Barrel

Thank you Texas. The hospitality here is something else.❤️

@EODHappyCaptain Cracker Barrel. Even thought the food isn’t top the atmosphere my euro wife loved

I really think that Texas Roadhouse is the winner so far this World Cup. Every European wants something that feels American, and what could be more American than relatively cheap, massive steaks, with unlimited free bread? Throw in some line dancing and Texas Roadhouse wins.

@kkrespawned Bro what. I just sniff the perfumes/colognes (if they still sell) and let my wife do her thing. Tf are you talking about

The worst part about going to Victoria’s Secret for sure is having to walk by the husband and boyfriend corner where all the men are cranking it in their pants and muttering “whore” and “slut” under their breath while I try to make it to the register

@hyqocr @gaydotlea @jaketropolis Storage units are needed

@gaydotlea @jaketropolis parking lots would actually be so much more efficient???? That and some luxury apartments nobody can afford

im liking how my city is turning out so far, im currently at 600k pop

This dog ran outside excited as hell and the LAPD shot and killed it. You don’t hate police enough.

@theemptycrowd @ABC7 I would have just went back inside and mag dumped the whole atrium 🤷🏼‍♂️

@ABC7 I would torture the cop on live stream.

Family dog shot and killed by LAPD during Knicks celebration at condo in Canoga Park abc7.la/a8E5tp

@EvanSowards Mag dumping that entire atrium

@ThtWr3stlingFan @KJ2UP_ @raphousetv7 Or they were like most other drivers on the road not paying attention

@KJ2UP_ @raphousetv7 Hes on the correct side of the line regardless, that car was definitely doing that on purpose

Popular streamer Hmblzayy, who is currently walking from Philadelphia to California, was nearly struck by a vehicle again while traveling through Kansas. 😬

@Burner198800 @hecklingnome1 @GraemeCalidonia @halkadashh @Daily_MailUS Buddy doesn’t even have a blue check, he’s committed

@hecklingnome1 @GraemeCalidonia @halkadashh @Daily_MailUS Brother the longer the fall time the more it’s going to spin, the velocity of it falling creates its own g force on top of that. Are you retarded?

A passenger on board a helicopter with YouTuber Oliver Tree was seen throwing himself from the aircraft after it collided with another helicopter in a mid-air collision that killed four young friends and two pilots in Rio de Janeiro trib.al/2Gxy6GW 🔗

@YellowCatCraze @YIMBYLAND It’s called EVTOL…and they’re already flying

@YIMBYLAND Hopefully large drone tech progresses quickly. Having 5 independent rotors is much safer than one

I once saw a helicopter go down in the East River next to Carl Schurz park when I lived on the UES. I was the first to call 911 and watched the whole nightmare unfold. The helicopter lost power, auto-rotated down safely, landed softly on the water, and everything seemed like it was ok. Except one of the landing gear airbags failed to inflate, causing the helicopter to flip upside down in the water. The pilot scrambled out and was screaming for help as he bobbed in and out of the helicopter, trying to rescue his passengers. Come to find out, this was an aerial photography tour and the passengers were secured to the helicopter via a full-body harness and a locking carabiner in the middle of their back. Nobody managed to free themselves from their restraints and all 4 drowned. Eventually the pilot gave up, crawled on top of the half-submerged helicopter, and floated down the East River as he continued to scream for help. Helicopters are death traps and will kill you in ways you can’t even imagine. Life is too precious to fly in a helicopter. It’s not worth it.

@CaptainXorro @DerekJStevens @FreddyLA7 @CircaLasVegas @USMNT @stadiumswim @LVCVA @CityOfLasVegas @VSiNLive @FSELV Watch “friendship” it’s an older German movie that somehow everything goes mostly right

@DerekJStevens @FreddyLA7 @CircaLasVegas @USMNT @stadiumswim @LVCVA @CityOfLasVegas @VSiNLive @FSELV Freddy's road trip is like the compete opposite of those road trip movies where absolutely everything goes wrong.

No trip to the States is legit w/out a trip to Las Vegas. Hey @FreddyLA7 how does this sound? I’ll send the @CircaLasVegas jet to pick you & friends up in OKC to attend our @USMNT Watch Party @stadiumswim 🇺🇸 vs 🇦🇺

@japan_nobunaga I lost all of mine in a boating accident

Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸 Do you actually own a gun? In Japan, I have never seen a real one. Not once. Not at a friend's house. Not in a drawer. Never. But online, every American just goes "oh, mine's in the nightstand" like it's a phone charger 🔌 So now I'm genuinely curious: What's YOUR gun? The very first one you ever got? Is this normal everywhere in the US? Or just some states?