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Pat
@Pat63241496
All I know is that I know nothing - SOCRATES
Katılım Temmuz 2020
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Biggest cap 😂😂
Back in 2022, when I was in my second year at university, I had ₦2,700 with me and planned to manage it for three days. Later that evening, my girlfriend called and said she was broke and had nothing to eat, so I sent her the ₦2,700 I had. This girl still complained that the money wouldn’t even be enough for her meals that day 😂 Meanwhile, I was planning to survive on it for three days.
I had to call home and tell them I was broke and needed money. My sister sent me ₦10,000 to manage for three days until they paid her salary. The moment the money entered my account, I removed ₦7,300 and sent it to my girlfriend, then kept ₦2,700 for myself.
Mind you, if one of my guys had called me saying he was broke and needed help, I would’ve either sent him ₦1,000 out of the money or lied that I had no money on me, rather than do for him what I did for my girlfriend.
Women really have it easier, walahi 😂😂
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
I wish I was a man, life is so much easier for men. ~ Phyna says
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Hi @MTNNG @MTN180
I knew you were stealing back the same Internet data i buy from you.
So I decided to do a small experiment this afternoon.
At 2:02pm I bought 5.5gb data via Opay.
At 3:00pm same data is gone.
I didn’t stream a movie. Just X.
I hope Elon Musk Starlink mobile comes soon enough to take away your existing customer base.
Thieves.


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@thefitfoodie_a Since you have a defined physique
Why continue the routine
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@AnnaEraMUFC_ @UtdXclusive He wasn't jare
He just had a fued with Ruben
Same Ruben had with MAINOO too
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@Pat63241496 @UtdXclusive Think you need to understand that he was part of the issue at that point
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If Bruno played that exact pass to Hojlund, garnacho or rashford last season, that shot would’ve landed in row Z
UtdXclusive@UtdXclusive
The assist 😍 The goal 💥 Perfection. 🤌
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@Pat63241496 Nothing is fried.
Chicken breast is grilled.
Fish is roasted
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@shredwithQpid If protein were cheaper than carbs people wouldn't be overweight
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They told me 50million and I told them I have that and can't borrow what I have and will need up to 2billion, they replied and told me to visit their office, their office is the first place I'll be visiting when I enter naija back 😂
Amber 😘💋@TheRealCEOAmber
@pbtips_ I told you Opay is disturbing me to borrow 3M. The calls are getting too much, I might have to go to their office and complain
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Being an influencer is not by follower count are people influenced by your content, do you influence people ?🤭🤭 one of my clients on here just sent me a video of them making stir fry pasta using sardine oil 🤭
weightlossmessiah@shredwithQpid
Another tip: Use sardine oil to make your stir fry meals, you’d be saving a lot of calories and using a healthier oil, the sardine itself would even be extra protein. That’s how I made this friend rice.
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@Ol0ye @Wizarab10 They should have raised the complete money before traveling
Sir dick no try for this one
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I am trying to imagine Baddy's state of mind now.
You were on your own. People said they'll help you fix your leg.
You were skeptical. You said you already tried. They said, don't worry. We gat you.
They rallied, raised funds to fix one leg.
You came back home to wait for it to heal.
You are now ready for the 2nd operation.
Some people raised hell.
Doused the ginger.
They no longer gat you.
Your mum probably thinks it's because you don't pray enough and your enemies are at work.
It's probably because the people just have a short attention span and they're not able to care about anything long term.
Raising someone's hope like that then killing it like that has to be the definition of evil.
The guy didn't even beg.
It was you people that pretended like you cared.
It's crazy man.
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@seanelhadji @short_movies1 Him just dey advertise the people page it's a paid advert
We know say nah monjaura
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@short_movies1 This guy’s weight loss was too drastic, no be all these seeds baba!
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