Patrick Hartoonian

@tatereeves “As-Salamu Alaykum” translates to “Peace Be With You”

As we say in Mississippi, “Bless Your Heart.” Or as you say in the UK, “As-Salamu Alaykum.”

@Mollyploofkins @DoorDash @julian_fels just cancelled dashpass. nice work!

Shame on @DoorDash for participating in Trump’s “no taxes on tips” scam. Aside from their D.C. DoorDash “Grandma” being a GOP operative from Arkansas, it’s mathematically impossible for her to have saved $11,000 in taxes this year as a result of Trump’s bullshit bill.

@nick_eubanks congratulations!

Life rocks

@KobeissiLetter quick, someone get in touch with @JoeSquawk

BREAKING: US M2 money supply jumped +4.8% YoY in February, to a record $22.6 trillion, marking the 24th consecutive monthly increase. Money supply is now ~$700 billion above the March 2022 peak. Since the 2020 pandemic, M2 has surged +$7.1 trillion, or roughly +$1.2 trillion per year. Since 2000, money in circulation has grown at an average annual rate of +6.2%. The US Dollar is losing purchasing power at a historic pace.

@JoeSquawk @riskcapitalmgmt Joe, stocks were at all time highs under Biden and guess what, Iran didn’t have nukes nor control of the strait. Smile.

@riskcapitalmgmt Up 1.7% 2/25-2/26. Closed border. Stocks just off all time highs. Iran will never have nukes. Smile.

Inflation averaged 5.2% under Biden. Even with a war and tariffs to rebalance global trade March core annual CPI rose 2.6%

@hottakeharry there’s no way you’re convincing yourself he’s getting fired

I’m not saying anything, and the Heat would only lose Spo if he requested a trade, but this sounds like a coach who is on the precipice of being fired.

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🚨 BREAKING: A solo dev just fired the entire SEO content industry with one GitHub repo.. 💀 It’s called SEO machine. one API key replaces the strategist, the writer, the editor, and the $5k invoice. It is a fully autonomous pipeline from keyword to published post. zero humans. zero retainers.

@HeroDividend give investors another day to realize the strait is still controlled by Iran

What happened?

@AdesonaPeter @TheDunkCentral @TermineRadio ????????????????

Spoelstra is the most overrated coach in sports history. The 'Heat Culture' PR is carrying his legacy. One coach wins in the regular season. The other wins when it matters. I know who I’m picking in a Game 7. Stop comparing a legend to a guy who just spams 3s and prays they go in.

Joe Mazzulla has racked up four 50-win seasons in just four years. Meanwhile, Erik Spoelstra has done it four times… in 18 years. 👀 Is Joe the best coach in the NBA? (h/t @TermineRadio )

@JavierBlas the lying will only get the white house so far

The White House is (truly) winning the oil jawboning battle against Tehran — still to be seen if Trump would win the physical oil market war. But to see Brent trading at sub-$100 a barrel (and WTI below $90) after 25 days of Hormuz almost full closure is almost surreal.

@unusual_whales down 6% YTD

Call your Iran war official

@KobeissiLetter they just asked for $200b + deployed 2,500 marines. y’all are absolute fools

BREAKING: The S&P 500 ETF, $SPY, posts a massive reversal in after hours trade, now up over +1%, as President Trump says he is considering “winding down” the Iran war.

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@PlayOffJimmy_ psychotic statement to make. the lack of shame

It’s A and it’s not even particularly close

@MAdamsStatGuy what happens if you remove the 3pt line?

If you remove free throws from everyone, Bam Adebayo's night would rank 73rd all-time. Most points in single game 1. Wilt 100 2. Bam 83 3. Kobe 81 Most points without free throws 1. Wilt 72 (100-pt game) 2. Kobe 63 (81-pt game) 3. Wilt 62 (78-pt game) -- T-73. Bam 48

@5le I agree with this mostly but to say “seo… is just a different way to lose money slowly”, is an odd generalization. Tell that to the tens of thousands of businesses that bring in high margin revenue from organic search, and use that to extend investment in paid.

SEO isn't the cheap alternative to paid media. It's just a different way to lose money slowly. A startup told me recently they wanted to start with SEO because paid is too expensive. I understood the intent, but they were wrong. The reason paid feels expensive is that the costs are immediate and visible. You put in a dollar, you see exactly what came out, and when the math doesn't work, you feel it instantly. That transparency is actually a feature. SEO costs a lot of money too, but it's more subtle. You pay a content team, an SEO agency, a technical consultant, tools, and tech teams to implement recommendations. You do this for 12 to 18 months before you have enough data to know if any of it is working. The feedback loop is just long enough that by the time you realize the strategy was wrong, you've already burned through a runway that could have funded something else. The deeper problem with choosing SEO as a reaction to paid costs is that it treats SEO as a fallback rather than a deliberate bet. I liken this to funding your 401k while you can't afford to consistently pay your rent. SEO is a great investment, but it is not an immediate one. If your reason for starting with SEO is because "paid is expensive, let's try SEO.," I would urge you to figure out paid first because your SEO bet will be even more expensive.

@mcten Wizards were triple teaming him…

Obviously a major accomplishment. The fact that it happened against a team not trying to win and was aided by his team intentionally fouling when they were already up 20 will factor how it will be remembered, though.

@ChivalrousCHAD @VanLathan he was most adamant about black lives matter on the team. highly doubt it just because he plays for miami

@PatHartoonian @VanLathan He’s a multi millionaire living in Florida lol. Most athletes are

I now hate the Wizards as much as I hate any team in sports.

@ChivalrousCHAD @VanLathan he better not have

@PatHartoonian @VanLathan Everyone one on nba twitter was going crazy in 2019 because he registered as a republican in Florida

@ChivalrousCHAD @VanLathan what did I miss?

@PatHartoonian @VanLathan