Pat Ritter

@PabstBlueRibbon The famous “liquid lunch”

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Hi. American foreign correspondent here. Just, er, a reminder to my domestic media peers that we don't call them "protesters" when it goes down like this when we report on other countries. And today honestly, is kind of a test of your judgment about that.

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

I’m in the Capitol. I’m safe, and my team and I are sheltering in place. The President of the United States has incited a riot that has now stormed the Capitol. There are rioters roaming the halls of the Capitol. I saw them with my own eyes. Our country deserves better.

What we're seeing today is not democracy—it's an attempted coup. We had a free and fair election. The results were clear. Republicans from Pres. Trump to PA legislative leaders need to stop the disinformation and tell their supporters the truth before there's further violence.

📈 'Sedition': incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority merriam-webster.com/news-trend-wat…

That was the sound of several billion butts suddenly unclenching.

@VoiceOfOBrien As a Pennsylvanian I am cautiously relieved and hope it sticks.

Good morning, Pennsylvania.

@BMCarbaugh Absolutely, they should not come into contact, but both a necessary for a successful ritual.

@BMCarbaugh Don’t forget the middleswarth chips!

Voters: there is incorrect info circulating regarding the number of DeKalb ballots that need to be cured by Friday. Currently, there are approximately 200 ballots that need to be cured and each voter is being contacted via phone or overnight mail.

@jeffm9770 @ChrisPerkinsDnD You and me both!

@ChrisPerkinsDnD I live in PA and honestly I'm so embarrassed that it's this close

Trump’s camp is lying (shamefully) about victory in PA, which Biden is likely to win once all votes are counted. In any event, Biden doesn’t need PA to win if he gets MI and NV, which it looks like he will.

Butt, grind, chipotle. What a ride!

@TheeDoctorB @dieharddice @CriticalBard I like old school inking with crayons.

The previous official slogan of 2020, "Are you drinking enough alcohol, America?" has been cancelled and replaced by a new official slogan: "IS there enough alcohol, America?"

Hades is dope. @matthewmercer was right.

@JBE5508 @netflix @theofficetv Guess you’ll need to watch the Peaky Blinders instead.

Alright they took off #ParksAndRec from @netflix and now my day is thrown off..... It’s one of my go to for reruns! They better not touch @theofficetv 😠

@Smoking_Pipes I love these types of articles!

Since its beginnings in 1826, Mac Baren has made pipe tobacco its specialty, but its influence and importance is something few could have anticipated 150 years ago — when its original factory was worth only a horse and some whisky. smokingpip.es/2Dni5p4

The Senate GOP suddenly found the energy to fill a SCOTUS vacancy, but are still delaying a covid relief bill that would help everyday Americans. Funny that.