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@Patbuck1995

he/him my ambition is to be that old guy you see in the pub one day who's pretty cool but always slightly drunk

cleobury Katılım Mayıs 2013
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Ziplock@Patbuck1995·
I'm on bluesky now i guess because everyone interesting has left, name Ziplock1995. I won't post much there either
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wint@dril·
been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv
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Sophie Vershbow@svershbow·
How it feels watching people who get Christmas to New Year off.
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Peter Serafinowicz@serafinowicz·
I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco’s
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Ziplock@Patbuck1995·
I turn 30 in 4 days, and got ID'd on the way to work, hell yeah, either i look young or that shop assistant was bliiiiiind
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Ed Campbell
Ed Campbell@edcmpbl·
Keir Starmer did what anyone would do. He appointed a friend of the world’s most famous paedophile, whose entire career has been dogged by scandal, to the UK’s most prestigious ambassadorial position. It could have happened to anyone.
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yoshimi red@nise_yoshimi·
the Horus heresy books are a cool experiment in longform prose storytelling undone by how some of the writers are pretty good and some you're legitimately unsure if they know where the commas in sentences are supposed to go. And they keep having to follow on from one another
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Ziplock@Patbuck1995·
Singer in the pub begun singing Creep by Radiohead, mum turns to me and says "This song reminds me of you!" Cheers mum
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Ziplock@Patbuck1995·
I defeated him with words
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Ziplock@Patbuck1995·
Kinda glad my mum quit twitter so now i can openly joke about how the night ended in my and a college shirtless and fistfighting in the cleobury wells
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Mitya
Mitya@Discollaborator·
Yeah they're called the mountain goats, but it's really just one guy. He knows three chords and six trillion bible verses. His songs are all about breakups or drug addiction and he always sounds like he started singing on accident and isn't sure how to stop. He's my favorite guy.
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Kumratte
Kumratte@KumratArt·
Malcador: The layout for this son seems practical, well rounded. Why don't you make 20 variations of this one- The Emperor not looking up from his doodle of terran legend Genghis Khan on a sick motorcycle: no
Kumratte@KumratArt

@PancreasNo If the Emperor was so smart why didn't he just create 20 Guillimans

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