Patrick picard

@BentleyAudrey I miss her and the show!

@SpencerHakimian And JD will inly fuck a couch, not 72 virgins

🚨BREAKING: IRAN SAYS IT WILL ONLY NEGOTIATE WITH JD VANCE

@pati_marins64 He will taco

High tone Iran will not yield; its electricity will be cut, and it will do the same to the Gulf countries, in addition to cutting undersea internet cables and closing the Bab-el-Mandeb strait. This is a childish and irresponsible escalation, attempting to force the Gulf states to join the fray. I hope tomorrow this can be de-escalated.

@mantarayo tHeReS nO fLoW iN mExIcAn CaVeS, just kidding :) theres always some to the keen eye

@hissgoescobra “As opposed to waiting” ?!?

Susie Wiles has early-stage breast cancer and will be receiving treatment while staying on as Chief of Staff. Stephen Miller is a Deputy Chief of Staff for policy, but he seems from Signalgate to operate as Deputy on all things. Per the below.

I invited my friend and taco shop owner Edgar from Top Shelf Tacos in Carson, CA to come try some tacos. A while ago I had tacos like this in Cancun, wet with consommé on the side and I loved it. This is my version of making them at home and it's always a crowd pleaser. Have to pair it with the serrano green fire salsa, chipotle red salsa, and queso fresco on the side. You can also make quesabirria and it's the best.

@DarrigoMelanie You are assuming one of the dumbest politicians can actually read….

Maybe read your bill? The accepted forms of ID to vote under the SAVE Act: 1. Enhanced REAL ID: Only available in 5 states. Costs up to $50 (poll tax) and requires a birth certificate which 40M Americans lack access to. 2. Valid passport: 146M Americans do not have and costs at least $130 (poll tax). Trump gutted the agencies issuing them. 3. U.S. military ID card presented with military record of service. 4. Government-issued photo ID showing place of birth: 300M Americans do not have one, and costs up to $50 (poll tax). 5. Non-Enhanced REAL ID driver’s license, state ID, or tribal ID shown in conjunction with a birth certificate (40M lack access to) that matches your last name (which 69M women do not have due to marriage) and other forms of documentation, and which require a cost to obtain (poll tax). If this was truly a voter ID bill, it would provide every eligible voter in the U.S. a voter ID, and provide them at no cost to align with the 24th Amendment — so why doesn’t your bill do that if voter ID is so popular?

Laura loomers face is mind blowingly fucked up. It looks like a corpse that was floating in water for weeks. Literally. wtf is that

Saturday Night Live occasionally makes me laugh. Welcome to MAHAspital. Where emergencies are treated with beef tallow and raw eggs.

@mantarayo Looking good!

@joonsjinn The bread to meat ration is cheff kiss

made steak sandwiches on focaccia I made the night before

Finland's former PM @MarinSanna on how coalition government fosters healthy compromise in a polarized world

@ivandemigoal Ron Hextall

Age yourself by naming an NHL goalie you grew up watching. I’ll start: Carey Price.

@SenTomCotton So what you are saying is that your planning sucked?

As Chairman of the Intelligence Committee, let me make clear: whoever leaked this lied. CNN should do some fact-checking. The U.S. has planned for Iran to try to close the strait for decades.

@Scaramucci Cholesterol

As a country, how do we get ourselves out of this mess that is the Trump presidency?

@TheRickWilson His ass must be really sore from all those puppet hands handling his mouth

He was shook.

I am old enough to remember when the US didn't let Ukraine hit Russian oil industry coz the prices would be too high hahahahaha

@NewsWire_US Heaviest is the new “two week”

Gen. Caine: Today will be “heaviest” day of U.S. bombing over Iran

BREAKING: Trump told leaders of the G7 that Iran is 'about to surrender', according to Axios report.

@alyb0ba And whaddya think of mondongo?

I'm sorry but menudo is ass pozole is elite