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@ebelden hey comedians Mark Normand and Sam Morril talked about your tweet to Brady tonight on their podcast 😂

@airundavis @ebelden Praise Allah!

@JayOnrait great job on the Tim and Eric Awesome Show reference today... Spagett!

@DunnshowShawn good one :( it is garbage!!!

@DunnshowShawn I have no idea. Some kinda auto tweet... Super weird :s maybe I should look into that?

@tomsegura @ChristinaP my jeans got pulled up so high & tight when I heard my suggestion of SinceHeShatOnMe on the latest podcast! #amaze

.@TorontoStar BREAKING NEWS: White Dad realizes life-long dream of sailing to Caribbean. Privilege exists.

"This is amazing, I made the All Star Game as a Canadian for the Jays, now I get to hear my national anth-wait... wtf!?" - Michael Saunders

I finally joined reddit... Here's my first post. reddit.com/r/GifSound/com…

Really, really need a large-scale analysis of use (and non-use) of mug-shots for victims and perpetrators.

@ChristinaP Jeans? You okay? #prayforjeans 12up.com/posts/3249949-…

Silver lining #Capitals loss: won't hear Glenn Healy's fabricated narratives, awkward nonsequiturs, unnecessary hyperbole & dumbass comments

@VICELAND_ca wha happen!? Saw it in the guide when I got home from work and got super excited. Now I am sad :( you played with my emotions.

@joerogan your reset button theory could be happening this year! m.livescience.com/54389-supercol…

I don't know how any of this works. - me, at a gym

@PaulVirzi great show tonight! Even my girlfriend liked it and usually she doesn't like stuff!

@billburr excited to see you help give my life choice to move to Sudbury to be with my gf a purpose tonight. I need a laugh. #gofuckyourself

Just realized the new Facebook emojis are basically the story of me when I eat McDonald's.