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@Spieth_Camp Everyone is tailgating for our prince

Not gonna lie, this looks like a LIV tournament. Not a single soul out there. Hopefully that changes on the weekend. Or maybe they’re all coming out for Jordan today.

Derrick White is officially in yips territory

WTF WAS THAT SHOT! 😱 TO THIRTY FEET! (30) At a loss for words. What a round!

@Spieth_Camp Low hook onto the green! We’re so back!

In between the palm trees. Jail over there.

-5 on the front. Stay calm!

@fluffygirlpaws Parks and public spaces are paid for with tax payer money for tax paying citizens to enjoy with their friends and families. They aren’t intended to create free furniture for bums and drug addicts. Hope this helps

i think anti-homeless architecture is a crime against society and can only be created by someone who lacks a soul and any capacity to relate to others

@Savageboston You’ve become a huge loser

I had to delete the Mike Vrabel airport tweet due to legal reasons. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@90sSarcasm @mikekadlick Boutte is rumored to be part of the trade package for AJ Brown or traded away as a result of us acquiring Brown. Supported by him not showing up for OTA’s.

@mikekadlick No Boutte? How do you have a show? are you just rage bating for interaction? is that your deal? If so you got me, but God is that a bad take. Boutte is 23 and has demonatrated the ability to produce and his chemistry with Maye

Here's my way-too-early #Patriots roster projection from today's show: QB (3): Tommy DeVito Drake Maye Behren Morton (R, 7-234) RB (3): TreVeyon Henderson Jam Miller (R, 7-245) Rhamondre Stevenson WR (6): A.J. Brown Kyle Dixon (R, UDFA) Romeo Doubs DeMario Douglas Mack Hollins Kyle Williams TE/FB (5): Tanner Arkin (R, UDFA) Reggie Gilliam Hunter Henry Julian Hill Eli Raridon (R, 3-95) OL (9): Ben Brown Will Campbell Dametrious Crownover (R, 6-196) James Hudson III Caleb Lomu (R, 1-28) Morgan Moses Mike Onwenu Alijah Vera-Tucker Jared Wilson EDGE (6): Gabe Jacas (R, 2-55) Dre’Mont Jones Harold Landry Jesse Luketa Elijah Ponder Bradyn Swinson IDL (5): Christian Barmore Cory Durden Joshua Farmer Leonard Taylor III Milton Williams LB (4): K.J. Britt Christian Elliss Robert Spillane Nambi Obiazor (R, 6-212) CB (4): Carlton Davis III Marcus Jones Christian Gonzalez Karon Prunty (R, 5-171) S (4): Mike Brown Kevin Byard III Dell Pettus Craig Woodson ST (4): Julian Ashby Bryce Baringer Andy Borregales Brenden Schooler

@GlennDOrdway Counseling, family counseling. No one has reported rehab. Take this tweet down Glenn. Very careless!

Quite strange that this is so urgent that Vrabel will miss Day 3 of the draft …couldn’t start rehab on Sunday? And even stranger that the news is delivered at 12:30 AM ? Maybe the NY Post has more to this story

@Calm_In_Cense @VivaLaStool @BarstoolYak @RealMikeyBets @RonnyDoitche @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports @barstoolspringb It’s Las Vegas. If you’re doing it where you live then I agree but you throw that kind of stuff out the window in Vegas

@VivaLaStool @BarstoolYak @RealMikeyBets @RonnyDoitche @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports @barstoolspringb It’s kind of embarrassing that a 37 yr old man is talking about talking to girls at the club

Doitche almost hooked up on the first night:

@mattstdream I don’t think it’s drafting a WR at 31. Their track record for drafting WR’s is abysmal and is likely a driving factor for trading for a known commodity vs taking a chance in the draft. They want a WR1 contributor during Drakes rookie deal.

I wonder what would have to happen in the draft for the Pats to not trade for AJ Brown. Would they still do it if Concepcion falls to 31? Would they want Denzel Boston and AJ Brown together? What about if someone like Tyson tumbled and the Pats could take him?

Dante wanted to see how fast Katic could take his shirt off

People are being very mean to Memes in the comments. youtu.be/4IJX1PzFLCo?si…

@stoolpresidente You made Doitche go home and you jinxed them. #bringbackdoitche

What the hell just happened.

@barstoolspringb #bringbackdoitche

“An orgasm and whatever I was just doing feels the exact same”

@stoolpresidente #bringbackdoitche

We’re rewarding weak sticks now?

@barstoolspringb @OhioTate

.@OhioTate has arrived

STEP ON THEIR THROATS!!!! #bruins

@Drosent23 @barstoolspringb

@Patriots_future @barstoolspringb They sent him home

Nicky checks in on Maddie and Kelly

@Drosent23 @barstoolspringb Yeah like an hour ago they didn’t make him leave the suite immediately retard