Paul Clemons

#granddesigns How is it heated ? How do they dispose of sewage ? No sign of solar panels so is it connected to mains electricity ( and water ). What about parking ? Too many unanswered questions

#universitychallenge Don't they have losers anymore? I've seen these 2 teams so many times that I'm on first name terms with most of them 😁

@Gmackematix No I just churn them out......

@PaulClemons Do you have a cattle-log of these?

It's so cow'd in here it's Frisian. #Mastermind

@Gmackematix Bravo, but don't milk it!

@PaulClemons Dairy me.

@Baldred Well they are certainly looking to be in dire straits... 😉

For the oldies, does Sultan swing? #universitychallenge

@faircropfest have you got the date for the 2024 festival please? #forwardplanning

And the winner of tonight's "Danny Baker lookalike competition" is............ Mr Chadha. #UniversityChallenge

Liz Truss: "I used to be completely thick and incompetent. But after my PM journey I have turned that around. Now I'm completely incompetent and thick."

@Alan_Measles Richly deserved - tonight's the Knight!

It seems the news is out and I’m not quite ready

@D4N7O I 'm waiting for him to screech "a handbag" a la Lady Bracknell.....

Alex pissing anyone else off or just me??? 😂 #OnlyConnect

I’ll always remember seeing Christine with the great Chicken Shack, especially at the Gin Mill club in Godalming, standing below the lip of the stage marvelling at how she could sing the blues whilst still sounding like an English girl and playing such elegant piano. RIP ❤️

Power has changed her.

@ItsGrahamParker Yorkshire Gold for me tha' knows - but I'll keep a look out for GP's Tips...... 😉☕

‘Ello tea peoples, who uses this brand then? I get it down Shepherds Bush Market. Plant based bags and outer wrap, it says, 1st solar powered tea factory in GB, it also says. Strong gear, kicks in like a brace of dexy’s and keeps going. Have not tried the herbal one yet.

OK, now I want you to reach over and lift up the hat and tell me - is that the card you were thinking of?

In honour of all those who died during Covid or lived in fear I think we should all gather on our doorsteps at 8 O'Clock one night, hold up this picture and shout, "You fucking liar. You disgrace."

@baggottsilver Now available for Summer Season - book now! 🌞🌞🤣

Absolutely astonishing. During Russian Channel 1’s evening news broadcast, a woman ran onto the set with a sign: “No war…Don’t believe the propaganda. They’re lying to you here.”

Great to see @RobbieCumming back on the box with a new series of #canalboatdiaries - a very welcome diversion from all the madness going on. If you enjoy this then check out his YouTube channel