Paul Howat JR.

@hangicel Sounds like something a faggot would say

If you're an NZ male and you buy your clothes from anywhere but Kmart, The Warehouse or secondhand, you're probably metrosexual.

@MigClass Hey @Arnoldbfa just had an argument with my wife trying to explain how fucking cool this is to her and then we ended up banging and it was fucking mint . She almost took my nose off riding my face . Cheers mate 🤣🤣🤣

Arnold Allen cross checks a body kick and then teeps the hip to cause Costa's left to fall short.

@NihilusSion1 @PubRockVersion High school pre 2020 ? 😂😂 do you even have hairs on your chest

@PubRockVersion Ceebs as in can't be fucked? I remember using it in in high school pre 2020

Just discovered that "ceebs" is a NZ slang term and not just some worldwide Gen Z word?

@BigRed_AKLD_FC In the Australian league ?

@elonmusk Yo Elon , hit me up I’m down for this .

@beyoncegarden @proverbs_14_23 That’s the most rediculous shit I’ve ever heard . You’re worried about some pickle juice on your hand ??? That’s actually crazy

@proverbs_14_23 it’s so you don’t have to stick your hand in pickle juice to get a pickle , while still keeping the pickles fresh - it’s actually kinda genius😭

oh it’s SERIOUS for her i’m crying😭

@ArnoldRimmer1 Aussy anthem is good mate . Coming from a kiwi

NZ anthem shits all over ours. We need a new one

@that1bear2 Grow up cunt

wwait guys is anzac day woke i forgot

@bungusbongus1 @tittydeejay Shut up you dumb bitch who cares . You know what he’s saying . Zip it

@tittydeejay How fucking stupid are you, you can’t even spell Indonesia and Australia instead you come up with baby names for them

They will literally kill you if you try

@Sportsfreakconz @Becs Shut up you fucking idiot. First off , Butter chicken is nice . And secondly don’t be a fucking cunt and worry about your self eh

@Becs A group of us go for semi-regular curry meals. The butter chicken people are seriously mocked

After bangers and mash, butter chicken is probably the whitest thing you could eat.

@MagicM_MMABets Because… you’re a pussy and would never understand.

Not trying to play Twitter doctor but I don’t know how he can be putting weight on that after an ACL surgery instantly.

@ricsalizzo Do you like rugby or not ? No one is forcing you to watch

Rugby fan . School/club then provincial team to support . Then Super . Then we ask them to support 12-15 All Black tests . And they are time poor . And watch other sports . Design more fan focussed system .

@CGVizzy @risversed Did you try brain maxing ?

@risversed Smellmaxxing, nasalgasm, nostrilgaped are some contenders to fill that hole in the english language. 👍

just realized english doesn’t have a word for smells nice like you have stink or reeks for smells bad, but nothing for a good smell

@AllenForSur3 @footballontnt Mate being the 6th choice keeper for England is pretty fucking good is it not ? How many keepers are there in England ?

Dean Henderson interrupts his own post-match interview to start a chant for the Crystal Palace fans 😂👏 📺 Stream with TNT Sports on HBO Max

@GregAFC @nickstirkster I played social two years ago . Any idea how much it costs to have a social team ? It was about $5000 just to have the team . That’s literally just a bunch of guys having beers pre during and after having a kick about . As well as the costs of equipment, travel etc .

@PaulyHowatJR @nickstirkster The no. of boys playing dropped 17% from 2014-18. It recently ticked up a little but is still down on pre-Covid levels.The prob isn’t there tho. It’s the 90% that don’t transition from school to club.Clubs are dying rapidly. 750 down to 400,with 60% saying ‘not viable’ beyond ‘26

When NZ’s biggest city with close to 2mill ppl & the largest concentration of Pasifika people in the world, can’t support a 2nd rugby side…while the Warriors are selling out stadiums all over the country. Rugby has the death rattles in this country & many don’t want to admit it.

@robyn_emz You can still delete this if you want 😜

@PaulyHowatJR women’s cycling is absolutely more exciting than the men’s on the road. more explosive, more attacks compared to pogačar going at the 60km+ mark for every race

absolutely ridiculous and exactly why i’ve always been against this “one-day paris-roubaix!” from the start. coverage from 50km to go for a monument in 2026! i knew this would only end up impacting the women negatively.

@GregAFC @nickstirkster That’s incorrect actually. Junior girls rugby is rapidly growing . While junior boys numbers have been jumping up and down the past 6-7 years . Mostly due to increased cost and general cost of living as well as concerns over injuries and concussions .

@nickstirkster Ok ‘sunshine’…. It’s only the no.1 sport in Australia recently taken over from AFL. And it’s booming at grassroots level in NZ, while union is dying rapidly at that level. I love how a person in the UK thinks they understand sports in markets on the other side of the world.

@pliniocruzmma @AlexPereiraUFC @gloverteixeira @MisfitsBoxing @ufc Alex looks fucking huge ! Chama

When Coach @AlexPereiraUFC works as a Double agent training me and @gloverteixeira #pliniocruz #gloverteixeira #alexpereira #ufc #chama

@NRL Are we supposed to comment on this post @NRL ?

Tarryn Aiken was ABSOLUTELY LETHAL in last year's #Origin series 💯 Witness pure athleticism and skill at the 2026 Ampol Women's State of Origin series, kicking off in Newcastle 😤 📍McDonald Jones Stadium 📅 Thursday, 30 April Secure your seats now: spr.ly/6014B6NmXi

@LoosDieter @laflammerouge16 What if my grandma has wheels . She would’ve a a bicycle

What if: - Pogačar took a wheel from the Shimano motor, instead of a blue Shimano bike? - Van der Poel had been lucid enough to take a wheel from Philipsen, instead of his bike? Two questions that had a huge influence on the race, we will never know.