Paulie Lolwuts

@daFalligator Would genuinely be one of the funniest moves in the history of sports

@Lillipie101 Omg not your pantries 🫣

Open my apartment door in my bra and pantries and a man was just standing there?

@DanChamp4 He had it coming!!

Dont worry, it was EVIL Alf

whole house spanish🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

@cookies_mitts Great job FREAK we're all proud of you 🙂

UPDATE ON THE FREAK

@DanChamp4 Hey Dan! Long time, fan first time caller: can I redeem this offer after Reel Rumble?

Offer still stands

@faggotaynrand CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE ADHD!!!

just did coke and it did literally nothing

@daFalligator Great job Miss Tetta we're all proud of you 🙂

@snoopybutch N O !!!

get the hell out of there

Me, the Ghost Pervert

@daFalligator I am heterosexual the same way that I am vegetarian, which is to say after 2-3 beers I start thinking... "I kinda like meat"

@TheChowderhead Great job Tigger we're all proud of you 🙂

My mom got a new cat. Everyone, meet Tigger. I had to explain to her that Orange cats were weird as hell, and she disagreed. She said Tigger did nothing weird. He then hissed at me, and she went "oh that's what he does when he wants you to pet him". So yes, he's orange as hell.

@little7death He said "lmao look, this u right now"

I was stretching and he came up and layed like this next to me 🥺

@dhwanisaraiya_ Album art for dhwani's critically acclaimed noise rock EP

Lmfao holy shit this is insane

@daFalligator 😔

@daFalligator (Lowering my head in shame but I must uphold my solemn duty): mf said cook

@scheminx Omg she's a model

@carebecc if chelsea called me a good egg i think would start floating around my room like a helium balloon

@Baileymoon15 Hell yeah bro I get it 😎

one of my parents’s cat escaped and my dad found him like this on their deck