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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast

@TheChowderhead

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast
Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast@TheChowderhead·
Listen. I'm Avowed strongest solider. Love that game, love Pillars in General. I know it's Obsidian's baby and they love that series, and it shows, but this really should have happened years ago. Not a single exec at Microsoft thought to do this BEFORE Avowed 2 pre-production?
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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast@TheChowderhead·
Avowed 2 got killed for a new Fallout, and we know they're putting Bethesda into the Elder Scrolls/Fallout mines, so we can assume that BGS isn't working on Fallout, which means that Xbox owned Black Isle, Obsidian, had a hit tv show, and never thought "we should make a fallout?"
Shinobi602@shinobi602

Bloomberg: Obsidian Entertainment cancels planned Avowed sequel and pivots to new Fallout title, led by New Vegas director Josh Sawyer ➡️ bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenaker·
As someone who according to 23andMe has 90+% Anglo-Celtic ancestry, when I look at Erling Haaland I feel like I have epigenetic memories of someone like him putting an axe through my skull.
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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast@TheChowderhead·
I used to be able to occasionally outgun pros. Now I can't even flick onto silvers. My god. I'm unc. I'm unc AND chopped. Fuck.
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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast@TheChowderhead·
I'm clearing out some old hard drives and I came across my Shadowplay folder from almost a decade ago, so I've been watching my old siege clips while realizing I can't ever do flicks like that again because I'm a 30 year old spreadsheet gamer now
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@itszerolove Also it's a box that runs a Linux OS designed for gaming. The folks on the couch are honestly probably very much the target demographic, although they'd probably build their own instead of buying one pre-built.
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Shaun Roe
Shaun Roe@itszerolove·
It’s always hilarious when someone claims a marketing image suddenly made them cancel a $1,000 purchase. Nobody believes you. You’re not a consumer making a decision. You’re a propagandized outrage addict turning every product launch into a culture war tantrum.
Bananowy Inwestor@SmakoszLeszcza

@0xAniSkywalker @valvesoftware Hahaha, your marketing team has just lost you like millions of $$. Oh boy, my 5-year-old daughter would do it better. I have around 100 friends on Steam, and everyone wanted to buy Steam Machine, now NONE haha. Go woke, go broke.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast@TheChowderhead·
Yes of course he got a carrot I'm not a monster. He took it to his carrot spot and ate it up. And yes, his favorite treat is frozen carrots. Our puppy trainer told us that you can basically gaslight puppies into treating some vegitables as treats. So we did, and now he loves 'em.
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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast@TheChowderhead·
Gumbo got mad because I ate his favorite treat (a carrot) first so he huffed around until I gave him one. I'd be more mad at him if he wasn't, like, you know, the silliest baby imaginable.
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@davidgross_man Every single one went down the Cop Slide That Weighs Your Heart Against A Feather without incident. Their souls are pure to a man. They are drinking all our beer though, but it's a fair trade.
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Jamrock Hobo@JamrockHobo·
The Ravers (Disco Mobile)
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Laxing@Laxing·
Elden ring is still the only game where I genuinely can watch someone for 5 hours straight embark on their first every playthrough. I wish I could erase my memory of the game and experience it all for the first time again!🥹
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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast@TheChowderhead·
You're watching your team lose at the world cup after diving for 80 straight minutes. I'm watching fully armored men fight for a crowd's amusement. We are not the same.
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@SaffronOlive Discworld. Comedy fantasy series with plenty of characters, famous locations, fun magic, varied magical races (humans, dwarves, trolls (can be elementals, they're made of stone), fairies, gods, etc), and almost 50 novels worth of ideas to pull from.
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Saffron Olive
Saffron Olive@SaffronOlive·
I'm curious: what are some *worlds* that you think would make good Magic sets? I don't want to hear about characters so much as the place and the vibe.
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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast@TheChowderhead·
But also fuck you for the layoffs, what the fuck guys. You can spend less on AI tokens and save so many jobs. Clowns.
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