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we're putting a team together for one last social media platform. Or heist. Join us on blue sky. Find me @pearlriverflow.com and start picking up the old crew as I follow them. Twitter sucks now.
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Self-employed unpaid intern. Tweets do not represent the views of my employer.
Jackson, MS Katılım Ağustos 2014
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@MSSalleForth I am now fully on bluesky, save for occassional checks here on DMs and whatnot, got lucky for this!
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I'm getting away from social media tomorrow. See, an old friend of mine invited me over to mending our friendship. Yes, I've dunked on him, tooled on him a lot, in the past. But he wants to make amends over wine. See, he knows I love fortified wine. I do. And this is amontillado.
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Millennial law school professors who were big into Papa Roach be like:
"Thank you for being seated. This is my class on torts."
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If you need me, I’ll be in my Caucasianarium.
non aesthetic things@PicturesFoIder
People are now enclosing their porch with glass for a new modern look
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this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination
The Uncgorithm@chiweethedog
Alternative angle of the famous "Cybergoth Dance Party" video, showing more cybergoth dance moves to Early Hardstyle, ending where the famous one begins
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Shin Godzilla but he keeps the googly eyes from the first evolution the whole time
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@PetreRaleigh The most unrealistic part of the show is that he didn't have a media contact eager to arrange publishing and a fake preorder for a ton of his books.
Only member of the Illuminati to be flat broke all the time.
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Absolutely insane X-Files reveal I completely forgot about. Greatest show of all time
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dont' know how to vote for Secret President? Simply tell the poll worker the Lodge Password and use the provided pen after scattering the Salt of Revealing on the ballot.
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When voting tomorrow, don't forget to vote for Secret
President. I endorse Cuth the Black this year.
Devastator Hinds has been ok, but during the Unweaving Crisis, his wards were found wanting.
Seriously, don't kid yourself with a vote for Justice Hammer or Alain "The Unmoored."
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go outside and learn about a new plant or bug
cam and mango #SAVEMANGO@dovethedivine
how do people not know what John Mulaney did to his ex wife
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I am unironically a non-nostalgic mall fan. I putting all the stores and food in one place. Hell they used to throw in video games. Movies! Make it so I don't have to wander out into the 100 degree heat. Outdoor shopping centers are criminal in comparison.
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shredded squash and cheese? Yes. Chicharrón? Also yes. With real curtido and pepper salsa. In the damn mall? Okay. You got me. Guess I gotta buy more stuff for kids' birthdays at the mall.
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walked into the mall and there was a damn El Salvadorian pupuseria in the food court. Got three of them. Best food I've had in weeks.
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if my country were having extreme financial troubles, I’d simply remove the inbred German figureheads who still receive millions in feudal levies and dues because of some leftover bullshit from the Hundred Years War. but, I mean, that’s just me
The Times and The Sunday Times@thetimes
🔺EXCLUSIVE: King Charles and his eldest son make millions from feudal levies on schools, hospitals, homeowners and the very charities they represent, a joint investigation by The Sunday Times and @C4Dispatches reveals today #Echobox=1730563425-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetimes.com/uk/royal-famil…
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shawty iconoclastic….shawty goes berserk at sight of sacred images…
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