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Pre-wedding medical tests for intending couples: 1. Genotype Test 2. Blood group 3. HIV 4. Hepatitis B&C 5. STD 6. Fertility Test 7. Possible genetic disorder 8. Mental health assessment 9. Family history Don’t waste money on pre-wedding pictures while you’re yet to check things.

We’re called students of English not English students. English students are of England origins while the other are learners of the language. Difference btw lie and lay can be seen in how APC lie all the time and Nigerians lay all their hopes on PO to save us in 2027.

how tf was Lamine ghosting for Spain when he hadn’t even debuted yet?

🚨📊 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: After winning the Saudi Pro League, Cristiano Ronaldo has made a total of 𝟭𝟲 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀 to celebrate the Victory. 🏆🥳 Which is more than anyone has 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿 done after winning the World Cup or the UEFA Champions League. 😳✅

🚨📊 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Thiago Messi, who currently plays in the Under 15 team of Inter Miami, had their 15k-capacity stadium 𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧 last night. 🤯 For comparison, the highest attendance in Ronaldo-led Al Nassr’s history is 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 12,363. 😳

Man in Kano State mobbed by traders after attempting to campaign for President Tinubu’s re-election

His state was attacked, he froze everything to face the issue as an empathetic leader should do, that alone is a bigger campaign.

Every EPL player of the season since 1994

Man utd dey there ooo…..Na them be that "tough" wey dey there😭

🚨 BREAKING: Aerolíneas Argentinas have unveiled Argentina’s 2026 World Cup plane, featuring Messi’s iconic No. 10, his quote, and jersey-inspired designs. 🛩️🇦🇷

Has anyone of these spoken against the gruesome beheading of a Teacher in Oyo State? -CHANNELS TV -TVC -OMOJUWA -WOYE -POJA -DIPO CV -COWARD SEYILAW -AKIN BIG FACE -SOYINKA -ADEBAYO -TUNDE BAKARE -RENO -FFK -OONI -SHEHU SANI -BASHIR AHMAD You can't talk when FOOD is in ur mouth.

Rashford won La Liga; Manchester United did not congratulate him. He called up for the world cup, he got no congratulations. Manchester United qualified for the UCL, he quoted to congratulate us and these rabid dogs were wailing on his tweet, saying he is famzing. Now that he made a thank you post to those that have helped him in the past 1 year, y'all are wailing he didn't mention Manchester United. Tell me the contributions Manchester United made towards his call up.

The BATs camp on X no let me rest. They begged us to stop retweeting this particular viral tweet. OBIdients, should we?

They kidnapped and killed people in Ogbomoso, the President's X handle is tweeting Taxation (Tax ID). 😢

The Messi fanbase is the only fanbase you challenge to bring evidence, and they give you evidence from different angles. Wild!

Everything Ronaldo will do from now till he retire is Messi throwback

Messi's post after winning the MLS title; He celebrated the whole team, acknowledged everyone including fans, and posted teammates repeatedly. Because he knows football isn't a one-man sport. That's how to do it, selfless, and not the other way around.

Hello? Get down

Bro scanned the entire earth in 10 seconds 😯

🚨 According to this Nigeria soldier the Islamic Fulani terrorists killing, kidnapping, and destroying communities were brought into the country during the 2014 election period. The questions on everyone’s lips are: 1. Why is the Nigerian military releasing and rehabilitating these terrorists after capturing them, even when they know that they are foreigners? 2. Why did NSA Nuhu Ribadu refer to them as his “brothers and sons,” and why does Sheikh Gumi insist they “are not going anywhere? 3. Why is the military releasing them back into Nigeria instead of deporting them to their countries of origin? 4. Why did President Buhari demand that every state give them land? 5. Why is Sheikh Gumi demanding amnesty for them despite knowing fully well that they are foreign killers? 6. Is there active collaboration between some elements in the military and other security agencies to Islamize Nigeria? These are serious questions that demand clear answers. Nigerians deserve the truth. 🇳🇬

Messi after Inter Miami won the league Vs. Ronaldo after Al Nassr won the league