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@TomSteyer Why didn’t you start four years ago?

Young Californians aren't doing anything wrong. They're just living in a state that stopped building homes. I'll build one million homes in four years.

@billmaher Guess who’s never going to host the Oscars. Bravo Bill! We’ve known this for a long time. BTW, they’re racists too.

Hollywood isn't a secret cabal of racists; it's a secret cabal of people terrified of looking like racists. #OscarsSoWrong

Gavin?

@ScottThompson_ The problem with the world is everyone takes themselves so damn seriously. It’s comedy! Laugh at yourself a little. Relax!

Still running only this time it’s from all the humourless queers.

Logically, it would be to tell them to tip themselves.

@klara_sjo How about Calabaza? I think I’ll call Abaza.

Just when you think vegetables don't have phones. Onion rings.

@laurenboebert Who does not want an extra hour of daylight in the evening? In the morning is such a waste as most people are sleeping. And don’t give me that kids walk to school excuse. No kids walk to school - thanks to pedos.

Should this be the LAST time we set our clocks back like an annual hazing ritual?

@GuntherEagleman Please. I’m stuck here.

Venezuela Iran Cuba Then California.

@ElizabethHolmes It’s a secret written in blood.

@6sigmagolfrx @AmericanALCHMY You have to get on the outside and look in. Probably past the universe’s horizon.

@AmericanALCHMY It all means nothing in reality. We always try to label everything. We have no idea truly what our reality is. Is it truly knowable? Highly doubtful. Unless one can truly connect to what exists outside the construct.

"It's 100% real!" Physicist Eric Davis says he used his security clearances, his need-to-know access, and a letter deputizing him as a representative of the Defense Intelligence Agency under Jim Lacatski to get into the UFO crash retrieval program. He couldn't access the craft or the bodies directly but he got to the people who managed all of it at the programmatic level. Davis also says Roswell is 100% real. This is a credentialed physicist with DIA backed clearances saying the US has retrieved non-human craft and bodies. This is direct programmatic confirmation. Full episode out soon.

@DrInsensitive Replace income tax with tarrifs.

Sorry, the Flat Tax is Not Simple. A "Flat tax" means everyone pays the same income tax rate, say 10%. Simplifying the tax code this way is like simplifying my car by replacing five lug nuts with one big lugnut. The lugnuts are not the complicated part. Okay a flat 10% tax would be SLIGHTLY simpler than our current system, but varying tax rates are about 0.001% of the tax code's complexity. The other 99.999% is hiding inside that word, "Income." Some will protest. "But we will also eliminate deductions!" I certainly approve of that, but don't expect to get a simple tax code. For example: Shall we eliminate the deduction for cost of goods sold? Then all revenue becomes "Income." Shall we eliminate the deduction for wage expense? "No no, we will only eliminate the silly deductions." Okay. Is dinner for a client a silly deduction? What if I eat some too? Is research and development a silly deduction? How about advertising? How about the gasoline to drive my car to work? Is depreciation a silly deduction? Is it even possible to simplify it? How much does a car depreciate in the fourth year? Every one of these expenses, and a hundred more, require a set of rules to define when it is, and is not, a deductible expense. If we try to simplify the rules by removing them, does that mean I can deduct my gasoline expense, or not? We will need a rule to explain the missing rule. Another example: We need timing rules. Does a sale become "Income" when the customer signs the contract? When the product is delivered? When the payment arrives? You probably have an opinion, and so do I, but there is no escaping the need for a rule. Well, there is one escape. The income tax is inherently complex, because income is inherently complex. It cannot be simplified by saying, "Everyone pays 10%." The tax rate was never the complexity, which means we cannot simplify the tax code with a single rate, unless the rate is 0%.

@JebraFaushay Satanist! Disgusting.

Perhaps I’m not living life to the fullest, but I’ve never consumed anyone’s blood, ritual or otherwise. Here, Megan Fox talks about doing this with MGK. *Not MTG as I always confuse the two.*

@klara_sjo And lice and their nits too.

I've seen people with dandruff before but holy shit. How does a person get like that?

@Gunblaze1969 @Savage16May Good combo! Gives me a chance.

@Savage16May Hot and dumb, sad combo

@USATRUMPMAN1 @OohYaBaba Charlie Sheen

Who recognizes this ladies man

@FFreeSSpeech JFK and a gay guy

@FFreeSSpeech @grok who are these people

San Mateo is a very liberal SF Bay Area city. This is so typical, liberal policies are great unless they are near us. NIMBY’s. abc7news.com/post/san-mateo…

We dodged a bullet. But the Democratic Party is full of them.

@klara_sjo Is she also not wearing panties I wonder? I wish I didn’t wonder that.

Gooners gotta goon.