Parker Carroll

I feel so sorry for Packers fans. Very sad.

@lippner_david Including watching old highlights

Rodgers has 500 TD passes and I literally don’t think I’ve seen the Bears throw 500 TDs in my entire life

@collmemeatsauce Would you be judging or jealous?

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@collmemeatsauce @Callahan_34

@camblossom I recommend looking into this small company instead: storiedhats.com

quick heads up - I am about to buy a giant tech company with 1000s of employees and just publicly trash it with cryptic messages and memes

@mollyacallahan I was gonna go with kisses

“What is the thing you use most with the twins?” Coffee.

@Iamsharknado @likedemolition Hahahahaha that would be hilarious if you just got drunk instead. You should totally do it lol.

@likedemolition Both are somewhat Barstool people so I may just not vote and get drunk instead

@collmemeatsauce No

#11 on Wabash is more of a soccer player than a basketball player

Glad to see the refs putting on a show for us tonight @IWUhoopscom

@MooseOnAir This is a very good tweet

Whiz wit an ass beating.

@MooseAndRoons @mrooney23 @Tim_rooney21 @rooneytunes4 reading greens is a lot easier when you only play muni courses and pick up the ball as soon as you’re dancing.

@lippner_david It’s the penalty for making our texts green

iPhone people in group chats with android phones gotta know liking or loving a message or image really gets annoying

@GoodDoctorHank The Dodgers also did not win the most recent World Series

Someone let Lebron know the bubble was two years ago and their currently like .500 and gonna miss the playoffs

@collmemeatsauce @ssalileng It’s uncontrollable. I scroll past, think about it, scroll back and like.

@GoodDoctorHank Love the Like Mike reference, but can’t forget he’s also a murderer in both Friday Night Lights and Breaking Bad.

I had no idea the girl from Bring It On! and the bully from Like Mike are married?! Talk about some Hollywood lifers.

@Danimal2611 @chicagobulls

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