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@elonmusk @JessePeltan Congrats. You raised an asshole

My son, Saxon, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in LA. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk! He also unironically ordered a cheeseburger at a very uptight sushi restaurant that doesn’t even allow you to order supplemental soy sauce. When the waiter recovered from this request to reply that they don’t have cheeseburgers, Saxon said “Fine, I will have a hamburger.”

@BrendanCarrFCC Fuck all the way off. Just because you don't like it...or that shit stain in the oval...doesn't mean it's fake.

Broadcasters that are running hoaxes and news distortions - also known as the fake news - have a chance now to correct course before their license renewals come up. The law is clear. Broadcasters must operate in the public interest, and they will lose their licenses if they do not. And frankly, changing course is in their own business interests since trust in legacy media has now fallen to an all time low of just 9% and are ratings disasters. The American people have subsidized broadcasters to the tune of billions of dollars by providing free access to the nation’s airwaves. It is very important to bring trust back into media, which has earned itself the label of fake news. When a political candidate is able to win a landslide election victory after in the face of hoaxes and distortions, there is something very wrong. It means the public has lost faith and confidence in the media. And we can’t allow that to happen. Time for change!

And why do people think Tori is a good official?

@SenFettermanPA @SenMullin Why the holy fuck are you a Democrat?

As a member of the Homeland Security Committee + Ranking Member of Subcommittee on Border Security: I’m not sure how many fellow Democrats will vote to support our colleague @SenMullin as the next DHS Secretary, but I am AYE.

@WhiteHouse Delete your account

@TimSheehyMT Deescalate by breaking his arm? You piece of shit

Capitol Police were attempting to remove an unhinged protestor from the Armed Services hearing. He was fighting back. I decided to help out and deescalate the situation. This gentleman came to the Capitol looking for a confrontation, and he got one. I hope he gets the help he needs without causing further violence.

Jesus Tits @SenMullin you are painfully stupid.

@johnfortney Ok tough guy. I mean I guess you see what you want and reality passes you on by.

Dispatch headline compared to my headline below: ‘Clown’ OSU professor tackled is lucky he didn't tangle with guys I know -vs- Ohio State Professor Acted in Self Defense-Reasonable Reaction to Aggressive Threat from Unknown Individual. My column seems to have triggered the left for pointing out something no one cared to notice in the world we live in today. dispatch.com/story/opinion/… via @DispatchAlerts

@GOPoversight If you're so fucking confident then let's have this testimony don't publicly. Otherwise you're a pants shitting coward

The Clintons are going to Clinton and try to spin the facts. On Tuesday, at the eleventh hour, their lawyers, Jonathan Skladany and Ashley Callen, said their clients accepted the terms of the depositions. These terms are no different than any other deposition we have held on this case—even with Republicans like former AG Bill Barr and Secretary Alex Acosta. Then they pretended that we were moving the goalpost when they received, along with the subpoenas, the House deposition guidance that explicitly mentions video recordings. We are not going to debate the meaning of the word "is." We are going to get answers for the American people. The full truth. The buck stops here. Here are the receipts 👇🏻

@NickAdamsinUSA Nobody believes you

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

@AGPamBondi History is going to find you most reprehensible. Fucking fascist

At my direction, early this morning federal agents arrested Don Lemon, Trahern Jeen Crews, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lydell Lundy, in connection with the coordinated attack on Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota. More details soon.

@CMDROpAtLargeCA @jaketapper You might wanna back away and shut your fucking cake hole. And Jesus, stop with the fucking uniform. Makes you look like a bigger douche than you are

@jaketapper Then identify the lie, Jake. No one can seem to find this mysterious " lie".

“Bovino admitted in his deposition that he lied multiple times,” wrote the judge.

@KeithFaber She didn't break the law. She didn't accelerate into an ice official. I suppose you also think Alex Pretti broke the law too.

You can oppose ICE. You can dislike-or even hate the President. You are free to say so loudly and often. But you cannot justify breaking the law by falsely claiming that law enforcement is doing so.

@JasonSobelGolf Am I misremembering, but like 35ish years ago didn't players then complain that PGA West was too hard and had it removed from the Bob Hope? I swear I remember it, but...

@StephenM Fuck you, you god damn Nazi

An assassin tried to murder federal agents and this is your response.

@townhallcom @RepTroyNehls Go fuck yourself

Rep. Troy Nehls has a message for the the Jan. 6 police officers in the audience: "I can tell you gentlemen, the fault does not lie with Donald Trump, it lies with Yogananda Pittman and the US Capitol leadership team... ...You were all unprepared to deal with that day, and that's because you're leadership FAILED to share the intelligence with you. It was THEIR FAULT."

I swear to God @KirkHerbstreit someone dealing with a knee? Does it kill you to also say injury? Those 2 syllables too much for you?

@RepFine This is rich coming from someone of the "2nd amendment solutions" party.

Tim Walz declared war on the federal government yesterday and is calling for civil war. If that’s where Democrats want this to lead, that’s where it will end.

Renee Good was trying to drive away. The ICE agent shot her twice through her side window. The ICE agent walked away uninjured. We all saw this on video. They all know we saw this on video. They're lying about it for the same reason they lie about everything: they think they can get away with anything, even murder. They are despicable, garbage human beings.

@SecWar Fuck all the way off.

Six weeks ago, Senator Mark Kelly — and five other members of Congress — released a reckless and seditious video that was clearly intended to undermine good order and military discipline. As a retired Navy Captain who is still receiving a military pension, Captain Kelly knows he is still accountable to military justice. And the Department of War — and the American people — expect justice. Therefore, in response to Senator Mark Kelly’s seditious statements — and his pattern of reckless misconduct — the Department of War is taking administrative action against Captain Mark E. Kelly, USN (Ret). The department has initiated retirement grade determination proceedings under 10 U.S.C. § 1370(f), with reduction in his retired grade resulting in a corresponding reduction in retired pay. To ensure this action, the Secretary of War has also issued a formal Letter of Censure, which outlines the totality of Captain (for now) Kelly’s reckless misconduct. This Censure is a necessary process step, and will be placed in Captain Kelly’s official and permanent military personnel file. Captain Kelly has been provided notice of the basis for this action and has thirty days to submit a response. The retirement grade determination process directed by Secretary Hegseth will be completed within forty five days. Captain Kelly’s status as a sitting United States Senator does not exempt him from accountability, and further violations could result in further action. These actions are based on Captain Kelly's public statements from June through December 2025 in which he characterized lawful military operations as illegal and counseled members of the Armed Forces to refuse lawful orders. This conduct was seditious in nature and violated Articles 133 and 134 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, to which Captain Kelly remains subject as a retired officer receiving pay.