Xolani Pelican Zimu
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I would also like to know the secret formula. It’s mastery
Makwande@_The_Beloved_
How do you guys afford children? 😩
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@_The_Beloved_ A perfect example of referencing in your own words👌🏾
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Twitter is the only space wherein people who most likely struggled with comprehension at school are emboldened to bully an award-winning journalist & author. For naught at that.
Redi Tlhabi@RediTlhabi
Shem dear..it IS BBC World headquartered in the UK, where the country's Prime Minister has just been forced to quit. So sorry you wish 468 million listeners all over the world should be indulging your Cyril fetish. There must be a community radio station that could help you?
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Dear black child. Things under @MYANC are horrendous. However, do not romanticise Apartheid. Access to horrendous is better than access to naught. Ours is a duty to fix this country, not to glorify past racists or validate present ones.
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Black people who romanticise Apartheid are insipid. Peripheral thinkers desperate for relevance. They forget they had no agency, access to or representation in the Union of South Africa. Fantasising on naught.
Makwande@_The_Beloved_
Ain’t no way. Do you have any comprehension of the conditions that people that look like you still have to live under simply because of that regime? Maybe you think you are not them and so it doesn’t matter to you. But in THEIR eyes you are. Hao tlo kgatla makgoa ka rona sesi.
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@TheRealClementM is disciplining his open line callers today 😂.
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Hey @rainSouthAfrica, your customer care hasn’t responded to an email in 36 hours (promised within 24 hours), you don’t have phone lines, you don’t answer DMs. How is one meant to access redress without being an angry Twitter user?
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What an embarrassing round of the Brain of 702 @bonglez
The wiz quiz kids would whip them. Yoh!
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There is this unsettling form of classism wherein upper-class politicians turn poor people against middle-class black people “clever blacks” “702 blacks”
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23 hours?! I presume you own a very powerful generator and an oil field or 2
Redi Tlhabi@RediTlhabi
So 23 hours later..I am relieved to say @CityPowerJhb technicians restored our power. They say cables had burnt out & did temporary fix for the moment. Now 4 hours to go before loadshedding. Now let me go an moderate
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Twitter doctors need to learn that these streets are not ward-rounds with interns. You are not the star. They’ll drag you just nje.
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No doubt the titles of upcoming Netflix series
Anele Mdoda@Anele
The firm. The institution. The family. The Palace. It's always that and never The Queen. Prince Phillip. Charles. William.
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@Augo_TheDuchess @Hayden_101_ I was also kicked out of math class by some crazy guy, forgot his surname. But I did not get 40...
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@Hayden_101_ Grade 9 was hard!! I remember getting kicked out of math class and then getting 40%. Yoo I cried and cried 😭😭
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