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@apexgamingpcs Who doesn’t?

Who needs these?

@Mericamemed I want to see it flip the eggs.

A KEUREGG for eggs in the morning. Lazy but low key want it.

So today a homeless guy outside a pizza spot asked me if I could buy him something to eat. He said he was hungry, and without really thinking twice I told him, “Yeah, okay.” Then immediately after that, he starts telling me his order preferences 😭 Talking about, “I like extra cheese and pepperoni.” Mind you… I was already doing this out of kindness, not because I’m DoorDash. So I went inside and bought him a regular cheese slice. Nothing crazy, but still food. I come back out, hand it to him, and this man looks at the pizza, looks at me, and goes, “I said I like extra cheese and pepperoni.” The entitlement almost took me OUT. So I looked right back at him and said, “You can take it or leave it.” And instead of just accepting the slice, he….

@Coinvo Future Chinese cars

WOW: 🇨🇳🇪🇺 China and Europe will introduce new rules that require cars to have physical buttons. "We believe car controls must be 'blind-operable' and touchscreens can be a safety risk on the road."

@DrClownPhD Faceoff getting a sequel?

🚨BREAKING: John Travolta stuns at Cannes, looking 20 years younger and nearly unrecognizable.

@marcelluswiley Grok said it’s a torque demander.

What do you call the gas pedal in an electric car? 😳 In our Tesla and the kids just asked me… Yo, I’m stuck?!? 🤯🤣

@keithwelchpdx @Mr_Derivatives

@Mr_Derivatives $GME os a failed business that just won’t die because of the cult like follower that keep buying the stock, poke mania is the only thing $GME has going for it, when the cost of living crisis gets worse people will quite buying Pokémon careful and $GME will tank.

Since Ryan Cohen announced Gamestonk will buy Ebay: $EBAY +12% $GME -20% 🤷‍♂️

@SigInt589 @Patrickwebb Driving under the influence

@Patrickwebb We’re conditioned to believe they “crashed” 4 different alien species, traveling the stars or bending space time, whatever the case, they have an understanding of physics superior to us. We’re supposed to believe they crashed when Elon has figured out how to retrieve rockets?

BREAKING: Four species of aliens have been pulled from crashed UFOs, per NY Post.

@NVIDIAGeForce #007FirstLightRTX

Recruits, your first prize is here... A custom GeForce RTX 5080 Founders Edition + PC copy of the game. Comment #007FirstLightRTX to win 👇

@Math_files I would rather have a dollar that divides by 0.5 every day for a month.

@greg16676935420 Bolis if you’re Mexican.

I’m trying to settle a debate with a friend What are these called?

@TheEXECUTlONER_ The toilet has a pocket door, no need for a door unless you share the house with kids.

This woman has a beautiful house and beautiful bathroom. But, she has no bathroom door and no shower door. 🤯 She says she at least needs a shower door. Her husband disagrees. I say she needs a shower door and a bathroom door too. 💯 Have you ever seen a bathroom like this? (it’s pretty big!) Wouldn’t you want doors and some privacy though?

@montoyalouis1 Vote for me, I got teeth!

Karen Bass: “How many people, who are unhoused, that you meet have no teeth at all? They don’t have teeth, why? Because meth rots your teeth. YOU CAN’T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH! So there needs to be comprehensive healthcare provided to people.” Karen Bass said this yesterday, Monday, in Los Angeles.

@AmiriKing I just started to play this one too, the new 007 games looks exactly like this game from what I have seen. Check it out.

GAMING: So I recently got bored with the games I was playing and decided to try something new. For the record, I’ve never played an Uncharted/Drake game in my entire life. Adventure games have never really appealed to me. I saw this in the PlayStation store for FREE so I figured, why the hell not? I’ll give it a go. First and foremost, this thing is a masterpiece. The acting, the gameplay, the story… every bit of it was impressive. It’s a true mix of Goonies, Indiana Jones, and Romancing the Stone, all wrapped into one. There’s something for every gamer. Driving. Shooting. Fighting. Puzzles. I don’t want to make this a long drawn out review. My whole point is, get it and play it. Easy 10/10 from me. This will sit on my top ten list of best games I’ve ever played.

@Nippon_Whale @tcruznc @Cobratate Whats IRD? In room delivery, maybe?

Just ordered two French fries and a bottle of water to my suite at the four seasons in NYC and it was 98 dollars. The world’s gone crazy. I’m rich and this still blows my mind.

@otokyo__ That baby is too close to the soup it can get burn.

What's wrong with this picture

@fwmarqix Sounds like a dog got your brother a year ago. 😂

My brother got a dog last year. He called me during the first week and said, "Nobody told me dogs have opinions." I said everyone told him dogs have opinions. He said, "Not like this, this dog has positions on things." I asked what positions. He said, "He refuses to walk on certain streets, won’t eat before 7 a.m., and has a specific chair, if you sit in it, he just stands next to you and stares until you move." I asked what he did about the chair. He said, "I move, obviously I move, Have you seen how he stares?" I have seen how the dog stares. He’s right to move. What’s the weirdest rule a pet has ever enforced in your house?

@asa_ko_tko Your body knows what the person you like likes.

女性は好きな男性に身体を触られると エストロゲンっていう女性ホルモンが大量に放出されて ・胸が大きくなる ・生理痛が緩和される ・暴飲暴食が抑制される ・肌と瞳に潤いが宿る ・不安な気分がなくなって落ち着く という嬉しいことがたくさん起こり、 　 男性は好きな女性に身体を触られると

@aricchen Wheres the toilet paper?

🚨 Real footage from an electronics factory in mainland China: Workers are forced to use a completely open toilet placed right next to the production line — with zero privacy. No walls. No doors. No curtains. 
Everyone on the workshop floor can see everything when someone needs to go to the toilet. This is not a joke. This is not staged. 
This is the daily reality under CCP rule. No dignity. No basic human respect. Just raw exploitation. Unbelievable that this still exists in 2026. 🤯 #China #CCP #FactoryConditions #NoPrivacy #WorkerRights #MadeInChina #HumanDignity

@ModestTeacher Tell that to Blackjack players.

Shuffle a deck of playing cards. That exact order of cards has never existed and will never exist again in the history of humanity.