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@valigo super. another programming language, built by a person with preferences, in a world where programming languages and human preferences no longer matter, and are becoming a bottleneck to pooping out code.

The world is not ready for Jai. This is just a little glimpse of what you can do with it.

@HQNewsNow @ZohranKMamdani i was in the DMV the other day taking care of something i should have been able to do online in about 3 minutes, and suddenly i had a thought ... "boy, wouldn't it be great if the government ran grocery stores too ?!"

Mayor @ZohranKMamdani: Ronald Reagan famously said, 'the 9 most terrifying words in the English language are "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."' I disagree. 9 more terrifying words are actually "I worked all day, and can't feed my family." We are going to use the power of government to lower prices and make it easier for New Yorkers to put food on the table.

@NYCMayor i was at the DMV the other day, and found myself wondering ... "boy, i wish the government would run grocery stores ..." ...

In the richest city in the richest country in the history of the world, nobody should be going hungry. That's why we're opening five city-owned grocery stores, one in each borough, starting with The Bronx. Lower Prices. Good food. Publicly owned. Hunts Point next year. Every borough by 2029.

@bee_fumo instead of LTS, distros should focus on first class features for update/upgrade recovery. immutable/image boot/root, snapshots, and boot menus that can drive a user rback to the last bootable system they had.

@EricLDaugh this perfectly illustrates the problem with "let the voters deal with the repercussions of what they vote for" mantra when these dipshits create stupid policy. the blast radius is ultimately rarely contained to just the voters that voted for the idiocy.

🚨 JUST IN: Ugandan Mayor Mamdani is CANCELING his plan to SURGE property taxes by 10% LMFAO. The COMMUNIST is quickly finding out! 🤣🤣 You can't make this up: Zohran is getting a $4 BILLION BAIL-OUT from the State of New York So Mr. "tax the rich" found out it's not so EASY to just run on "free things for everyone," and then steal money from the people who invest in your city. You got SCAMMED, NYC! This 3rd world communist will NOT deliver ANY of the utopia you thought you'd get 🤡

@RoKhanna cool. yet another congress member who believes in term limits.

The next Democratic White House does not need a court reform commission like some college seminar. We need action. We need term limits for Justices. We need to expand this morally bankrupt Court from 9 to 13.

@draloneboy i assume they will be disbanding their state districts then ?

Outrage is erupting across Virginia after Abigail Spanberger signed HB965 into law, effectively rendering Virginians’ presidential votes null and void, with the measure handing the states electoral votes to the national popular vote winner regardless of states results.

@TroyJackson207 campaign strategy in 2026 : "rich people grrrrr, mohr taxes !, free stuff !"

Graham Platner is exactly the sort of Democrat that Susan Collins and the Republican Party don’t know how to handle. It’s why I endorsed him back in February, and it’s why I support him now. He’s building a working class movement that spans every corner of this state, from Fort Kent all the way to Kittery. In November, that movement is going to win.

@MattWalshBlog the "state" doesn't need to give him the death penalty. just give him life, then send him into prison into genpop with no protective custody. nature will take care of him from there.

I am challenging any death penalty opponent — there are millions of them, allegedly — to step up to the plate right now and explain why this guy should not be executed. His guilt is established beyond any doubt whatsoever. His crime is utterly savage and heinous. Tell us why he doesn’t deserve to die. Go ahead.

@EricLDaugh putting these guys on death row is the easy way out. given them life w/o and then put them in genpop in prison, no protective custody. real justice will then be served.

🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: Former FedEx driver Tanner Horner who killed 7-year-old girl Athena Strand sentenced to CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, he will finally be executed for his brutal crimes against her GOOD RIDDANCE, scum. This is massively overdue. Justice is served 🙏🏻 But the family can never re-gain what they lost.

@0hour1 looks more like a murder scene that the scene of a car "accident"

That’ll buff out. x.com/Pelins_q/statu…

@ImMeme0 do i think she is a corrupt idiot ? yes. do i think she said world war 11 ? no, it's got to be a fake.

Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.” She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.

@ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden

Who else misses the boring, no-drama days of @JoeBiden? No chaos. No circus. No daily embarrassment. Just quiet competence from a president who actually knew how to do the job.

@TroyJackson207 this might be the only thing Mills has done that seems remotely sensible. dumb people just block things they don't understand or haven't even quantified. it should always be an analysis and discussion, and from that, decisions.

These Big Tech billionaires want our water, they want our energy, and they want to steal our data. Governor Mills just vetoed a pause on data centers in Maine. When I'm Governor, this bullshit ends.

@EricLDaugh i did a road trip a few years ago, and stopped into DC for the first time. i recall then thinking "boy, that pool sure is nasty" and wondering why it wasn't better maintained as part of the whole facility.

🚨 LMFAO! Trump’s one of a kind! On reflecting pool improvements: “He said, ‘What color?’ I said, ‘Turquoise like the Bahamas’” “He said, ‘This is DC, sir. We can give you turquoise — what about USA flag blue?’ He talked me into it VERY easily.” 🤣🇺🇸

@OliLondonTV boy. how lucky was it that there was a camera setup to capture the "accident" with the scene perfectly framed.

Florida woman drivers her massive pickup truck straight over Lamborghini after failing to spot it in parking lot.

@NickAbraham12 trolling ? you are now "saving" $19/mo, but you have bugs you can't fix, and ongoing maintenance in perpetuity, plus a whole host of security issues i'm guessing. obviously a win !?

I just vibecoded a replacement to a $99/mo SaaS we pay for. It took 15 hours, still has a few bugs I can't get rid of, and will cost us $80/mo in usage. This is the future.

@ChrissieMayr having a little trouble buying this. if those engines were running even at idle, you aren't going to come out of the engine the same way you went in.

GRAPHIC VIDEO: Yes he can run past airport security, run down the runway, and jump inside the huge jet engine while operating But… he can only do it once.

@wagslane "the only winning move is not to play"

I literally can't win with pronouns on Boot dev, it's insane. We have people cancel over NOT using "they" in lesson text and people cancelling over us USING "they". > In one of your lessons you refer to a single person named "Logan" using the third person plural pronoun. > > At this point without assurances that the developers intend to correct the course material to correctly use the grammatically correct generic masculine as the correct generic pronoun, I have no interest in financially supporting the intentional cultural vandalism of my personal linguistic heritage Here's your refund, you won't be missed. I DON'T CARE about this. I don't care. WHY DO PEOPLE CARE. These are not real people in the lesson text. They're genderless EXAMPLES. Sometimes we say he/she, sometimes we say they, it depends on context and which maintainer happened to update it last. wwhwhhwyyyyy dooooo weee careeee sooo much. get a life.

@SallyMayweather 💯

The death penalty isn’t enough for this sub-human. Put him in Rikers genpop. Let them eat him alive.