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@PitcherList petition that if Sproat gets a QS you name the roundup article Sproat Goat

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“He was just born in the 90s, the height of American prosperity. Make everything just absolutely awful.”

Just got off a call with a childhood friend His wife has cancer, it took 5 months to wipe out 20 years of his life savings and that was with insurance. He said the experience has turned him into a hateful, bitter person. They did everything they were told. They went to college, got degrees, avoided credit card debt, spent wisely, saved a nice chunk of money in savings accounts and retirement accounts and minded their own business. The USA healthcare system took all of their savings and retirement and forced them to refinance their house so that they lost 15 years of equity. Is this a country we are supposed to be proud of? I hate this system and anyone that defends it.

I still think about this French girl trying to say “burger” almost every day 😭😭

A stay-at-home dad is going viral after saying being a full-time parent is actually the easiest job he has ever had, despite also working five other jobs.

@wizkhalifa You remember your show at the Union in Iowa city in like 2010

Doesn't mean he's a bad person. Women just need to be put on to real game, and also carry guns.

@EldenMonitors Why

Board Flips sold out

@JackMcScumbag @MILKANDH3NNY Is this stay scummy or stays cummy?

@MILKANDH3NNY How do I find these run clubs? 😁 #stayscummy

they are fucking at these run clubs I have evidence

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M." Government: "Totally reasonable." You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival." Government: "You owe taxes on $60K." You: "That's not—" Government: "File by May 15."

“Aspartame is going to KILL you!!!” Jeff Nippard already did a video where he absolutely shredded this SILLY claim How do people still believe Aspartame is bad for you in 2026? Seriously…. HOW???

@Blizzard_Advsry @shamus_clancy She’s like a sunburn

@shamus_clancy That girl is like a sunburn I would like to save That girl is like a sunburn

I remember the stupid things, the mood rings, the bracelets and the beads, nickels and dimes, yours and mine, did you cash in all your dreams? you don't dream for me no, you don't dream for me no, but I still feel you pulsing like sonar from the days in the waves

On top of the carb balance tortillas I swear by these 2 that helped me lose 70lbs Lemonade is my favorite drink but most places an brands are either too sweet, too sour, or too lemony but i swear every since I discovered it Ive drank over 100 big ass bottles myself some I've finished myself in a day. I mean 35 calories max for a big ass bottle of lemonade or juice that taste incredible is a win And for the pasta it's a little expensive compared to normal pasta but I regularly make gigantic bowls of pasta for less than 600 calories that at any restaurant would be a minimum of 1500 calories, making actually good tasting and high volume meals makes it so much easier to be in a deficit

@JoeOrrico99 @SamulskiNYC Must add?

@SamulskiNYC For sure the curve. He’s throwing that sweeper which has a 113 Stuff+ and I think has some potential, and either the FB or SI as the third. Four is probably pushing it, but both of his fastballs graded out much better last year. My guess is one or the other ends up as a + pitch

For the season as a whole, this is what Cade Cavalli has done 30.2 IP, 3.82 ERA, 2.83 FIP, 3.69 SIERA, 16.8 K-BB%, 1.66 WHIP, .419 BABIP That WHIP is atrocious but I think a lot of it is due to the BABIP which is the 2nd worst mark among all SPs with 30 IP He’s very good. Buy.

@solefed Unless I’m missing something on the free shipping?

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@solefed Looks like it’s excluded from free shipping

> 19 years old, american student > Rolex on the wrist, Corvette in the driveway > together more than $500,000 > people tell me there's no money out there > i just open Google Maps > find a restaurant with no website > paste the link into ChatGPT > wait 2 minutes > fully built website ready > sell it to the owner for $800 > close 3 clients a day > $2,400 every day > $67,200 a month > Google Maps is on everyone's phone > nobody is just doing this

@Andrew_FBB Traded away: Devers, Jazz, R Greene Received: Willson Contreras, Gunnar, Machado Traded away: Cam Smith Received: Jesus Luzardo

Drop below your recent trades and I'll give them a grade👇

ADHD is one of the most painful things to live with. Not because it's loud, because it's contradictory. You're capable of anything and motivated to do almost nothing. You understand everyone around you, but can't explain what's happening inside yourself. You have brilliant ideas, but no patience to finish a single one. You're a genius who can't handle an email, an extrovert who needs to be completely alone, a person full of advice who can't follow any of it. And the worst part? You know.

ESPN's Peter Schrager on Steelers raving about Max Iheanachor: “The Steelers don’t feel like they missed out on Jerry Rice right now. They also had their pick, the Arizona State tackle, very high on their board,” Schrager said. “So much so that Bill Cowher and Pat McAfee and those guys were at the Steelers facility yesterday and they’re saying all they were talking about was the Arizona State tackle and if he would be there. So did Howie Roseman make a canny move and do some really great acrobatics here and get Makai Lemon? Yes. Did the Steelers become the big losers of the night by not getting Makai Lemon? I don’t think so, but this is what we’ll be watching for many years, which player ends up having the better NFL career.” #Steelers #NFL