Pendejo Joe

@RepNancyMace What are you? Mayor of the bathroom?

I never thought we would need a sign for this, but women's restrooms are for BIOLOGICAL women. Not men.

White people have too much money and free time

@bekahowell We handed out candy last night and I have to say that I really regret contributing to such a dangerous event without putting more drugs into the candy we gave out. Those kids deserved better highs

1. With the drug crisis as bad as it is, it’s insane to allow kids to take and eat candy from complete strangers. You know how many drug dealers disguise their drugs as candy? Plus, all the candy goes in the same basket so you have no way of knowing which candy came from where.

@bongoism the twist is that the remains were the other girl in the video. she. found. her.

why is nobody talking about how this lady was arrested in 2018 bc they found human remains in her home

@BigTexTexan @TedNugent At least post good memes if this is going to be your whole personality

@benshapiro eat shit, loser. nytimes.com/2023/08/06/mov…

wow, i didnt expect Tom Morello to come out as a fascist kinda sucks

@sethweathers Nice ad for Bud Light

America's been buying beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use. There's a new beer in town!

@StudentsforLife This is the brain-dead thinking behind forced ultrasounds, which, don’t work as intended. But, hey, if there really was a hole in a woman where you could peer into her womb maybe you people would finally come to understand embryo development

If the womb had a window, no one would be able to support abortion.

@stuartwillms @benshapiro Your dick is imaginary

@benshapiro Stop using cisgender. I was born male and I am a man. There are only two real genders. The rest are imaginary.

If a straight white man murdered a bunch of children at a progressive school in the name of anti-trans politics, it would dominate the news cycle for months and become the center of the 2024 presidential cycle.

@Rickythekid23 These shootings are happening in cities, dipshit

Uvalde: AR-15 Buffalo: AR-15 Boulder: AR-15 Orlando: AR-15 Parkland: AR-15 Las Vegas: AR-15 Sandy Hook: AR-15 San Bernardino: AR-15 Midland/Odessa: AR-15 Colorado Springs: AR-15 Poway synagogue: AR-15 Sutherland Springs: AR-15 Tree of Life Synagogue: AR-15 Nashville: AR-15

@Cobratate Why didn’t you use the character creator to not be balding?

As a man, you get to build your character. Life is like a video game. I’ll never understand why most people decided to play the game weak and dumb.

@noah_bullard @SalvationArmyUS @EzekielElliott @NBCDFW You won’t see this on a stat sheet either twitter.com/MusikFan4Life/…

You won’t see this on a stat sheet, Zeke was always the first player to face the media after wins or loses, donated shoes to the South Oak Cliff football team and had an enormous impact on @SalvationArmyUS donations. Good luck to @EzekielElliott @NBCDFW nbcdfw.com/news/sports/bl…

@LeoVilhenaReal @FoxNews Didn’t even read the article smh

@FoxNews 🆘🚨😱And now? Who are the denialists? Who are all those who militated against science? And the millions of deaths that could have been avoided with the use of Ivermectin? A lot of people have to go to jail!

CDC identifies possible 'safety concern' for certain people receiving COVID vaccines fxn.ws/3QHxjXt

@freedomfan777 @RapSheet

@RapSheet Keeping getting the vax folks….

Oh man.

Tim Duncan makes the long journey from San Antonio to San Antonio

@DailyLoud Eye don't think this is funny at all

A mother tattooed her eyeballs purple and blue and now she is going blind 👀😔

@JUNlPER @StephenKing You did it!

Somebody make this premise into a porn

@MarkDavis See this is the part right here where YOU politicized this

Turning off the TV. Time to focus on prayer for the #Uvalde kids and teacher, and more broadly on our sin-stained, fallen society. How sad that these energies must also share time with batting away opportunistic gun-grabbers politicizing this tragedy as it unfolds.