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Look Deep Into Nature, And Then You Will Understand Everything Better. #AlbertEinstein

@EthanLevins2 People With Etiquette Know It Is Rude To Say "No" When Offered Food Or Drink From Someone Else, Especially China. Learn Some Etiquette. 🤣

Trump has never had alcohol in his life. China gave him a beverage to toast, and Trump drank it. This is a very subtle, but STRONG statement on who’s really in charge.

@Damaan4u33 Matthew McConaughey Just Lost 50% Of His IQ Points With That Statement. 🤣

Do you agree with Matt McConaughey?

@GeneralMCNews You DO NOT Want The @WHO In Charge During A Pandemic. 100%

BREAKING: Health experts say the U.S. might not get immediate access to hantavirus surveillance data and contact tracing information because it is no longer a member of the World Health Organization.

BREAKING: The World Health Organization is advising everyone not to take Ivermectin to treat hantavirus.

@krassenstein 6000 Bots 🤣

I’ve listened. I’ve reflected. I’ve grown. After losing 6,000 followers for buying a Cybertruck, I realized I needed a vehicle that better aligns with my followers’ environmental expectations and moral values. So I traded it in for a beauty that gets 7 MPG and personally accelerates glacier melt every time I tap the gas pedal. The good news is it has absolutely no connection to Elon Musk. Looking forward to earning back your trust, and hopefully those 6,000 refollows.

@elonmusk Still Have My Cybertruck On Pre Order Waiting To Pull The Trigger. Cyberbeast Mode

Cybertruck

@HoopsCrave Good! Time To Take Out Delta. Go Elon Musk!

Elon Musk is said to be purchasing Spirit Airlines, with plans to completely reinvent air travel.

@TMZ Yet She Stayed Because Of The Money. 🤣

😳 Lisa Kudrow says the "Friends" writers were horny, harsh and way out of line. Details: tmz.me/v7IlKcx

@remarks Great! More Stinky Zombies Walking Around. 🤣 Not...

@DrClownPhD Dude Is Like This At The End Of The Day When He Is All Alone.

I’m starting a movement to boycott any restaurant that brings in this loud mfer for promos. This is Zestia in Michigan. BOYCOTT!

@zoomafrika1 Honey Badgers Don't Give A F*ck. 🤣

What kind of animal is this?

@BellaBaddie__ Awesome! You Go Girl. 🤣

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you" Reply as a nonchalant guy

@elonmusk @ericswalwell @BillMelugin_ People Need A Clean Room These Days. No Cameras Or Electronic Devices Allowed. 🤣

@ericswalwell @BillMelugin_ Bro, you should definitely fight those “false allegations”, especially all the videos of you doing weird shit with hookers

I am suspending my campaign for Governor. To my family, staff, friends, and supporters, I am deeply sorry for mistakes in judgment I’ve made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegations that have been made — but that’s my fight, not a campaign’s.

@punishedfounder @AbudBakri Take High Dose Vitamins/Minerals And Tudca. You Are Welcome.

the final nail on my theory that the GLP1 induced pancreatic inflammation is caused by hypercalcemia pro tip: it will fuck up your exocrine pancreas long term and rob you of the ability to digest food without extraneous enzymes cc @AbudBakri

@onlydubsX Jada Pinkett Could Not Stop Thinking About Tupac. That's It. 🤣

Jada Pinkett Smith says no matter how hard Will Smith tried to make her happy it didn’t work, adding she later realized it wasn’t his responsibility, which led her to seek happiness in other people while still married, claiming it helped her heal 😳🤔

@tuyouair If You See Your Girlfriend Doing This She About To Break Up With You. 🤣

@Theonlyjcvolly Call Of Duty Training 🤣

🫡 CHILLS 🇺🇸

@Rampaging_rhino @HalfwayPost Men Born With A Penis Have To Register For The Draft Whether They Think They Are Female Now Or Not. Joining The Military As Transgender Is Different.

@Penguindance101 @HalfwayPost Yeah even if you wanted to claim that take on this... it doesnt matter. If you identify as transgender you can not join the military so you can not be drafted. No matter how you were born.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly pissed that Pete Hegseth's ban on transgender soldiers in the military means his plan to reinstitute the draft to invade Iran will backfire because everyone will just start identifying as trans.

@Matt_Pinner There Are People Out There That Do Not Need Constant Attention Like The Youth Of Today.

Serious question: Do people actually exist who genuinely enjoy staying home all day, completely alone, without seeing anyone?