Simon Kew

Hello @Sir_NickFaldo - hope you're well. I messaged you before I played Lytham in strong wind and heavy rain...you gave me some fabulous advice (tactical worm burner being one gem) 👍🏼 I'm playing the Old Course St. Andrews on Thursday. Light rain, gentle breeze...any thoughts?

#Champagne #AirportLounge #Golf

I'm looking for someone earning top salary (£100k) to talk about the ways they are 'stingy' but these habits help build wealth. Eg, always shopping at Aldi or buying own-brand / never buying brand new car / haggling for discounts. Need to be happy to be pictured. #journorequest

@RetroGolfGame Absolutely 😁

@PensionsSimon champagne on the first tee is either the best prep or the best explanation for whatever happens on the scorecard

Best way to start a #golf trip....Huzzah for #champagne 🍾

@Stephenpsych Very kind!

@PensionsSimon Looking dapper sir

Today, I shall be mostly channelling the great Arnold Palmer ⛳ #golf

@JustinRose99 You're an absolute legend, Justin. You do you. Screw the haters.

Cheers Rick for the stats… will use DRS tomorrow after that info… 🤝

Today's 4 ball... #golf #Spain #Posing

I think I'm done with #GreatBritishMenu - have tried with this series, but I'm tired of having unfunny 'comedians' pontificating about food and a host that wants to be the focus.

@LewisCapaldi Getting a follow from me, just for that reply 👏🏼 Never watch that programme but happened to be on last night. Thought you were excellent.

That’s not how 1-10 works bro

@EveK1979 Thanks Eve 🙂

@PensionsSimon Get well soon.

What's a lung infection / #pleurisy amongst friends?!

@pensionscanwork Cheers Charlie!

@PensionsSimon Get well soon Simon!

@msloobylou One careful owner, partially deceased, minor plague remnants. £50 ono.

Anyone want this?

@JustinRose99 ET's head looks as much of a challenge as ever! Good luck with the tournament, JR 👍🏼

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Another day, another plane... ...this time, to the wonderful city of #Dublin Black tie packed and ready to go!

Just finished @Mike_Batt's audio book of #TheClosestThingToCrazy. Absolutely wonderful and, with the added nuance of Mike's recollections in his own voice, extra levels of emotion. If you're a fan of #music #wombles #Snarks or just a bloody good story, please read or listen!

𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐧 = 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 Congratulations to Hollie Davidson, who becomes the first woman to referee a Men’s Six Nations match today 💪 #GuinnessM6N #Since1883 @SixNationsRugby

HOLY SHIT and I don't say that very often... At the behest of the water industry the Department for Works and Pensions has deducted £22.4 MILLION from people's Universal Credit payments simply to pay arrears to water companies. The arrogance and greed of these companies knows no bounds exploiting the most vulnerable in society and who the hell in DWP authorised this nonsense? thecanary.co/uk/analysis/20…