Simon Kew

@PaigeSpiranac Absolutely Paige! At various stages of my golfing life (currently at a very disappointing 15.3) I have never been slow. Can't score, pick up, walk on. Different for a pro, of course, but even in a medal there's no dithering from me, messing around, bag in the wrong place...

Pace of play is based on the individual and not their handicap. Having a low handicap doesn’t always equate quick pace of play

@EveK1979 Thanks Eve 🙂

@PensionsSimon Get well soon.

What's a lung infection / #pleurisy amongst friends?!

@pensionscanwork Cheers Charlie!

@PensionsSimon Get well soon Simon!

@msloobylou One careful owner, partially deceased, minor plague remnants. £50 ono.

Anyone want this?

@JustinRose99 ET's head looks as much of a challenge as ever! Good luck with the tournament, JR 👍🏼

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@Mike_Batt Great show.

Renee Z and Meryl S in Murders In The Building! 👌🤩

@hwinkler4real We had these at school. Shaped like a discus. Oh, the temptation...

When I first arrived in Hollywood.. the camera assistant would use this tape measure to get the camera’s focus right

@JohnCleese Whilst the origin of this phrase is disputed, many people could do with heeding it: "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.".

Surely you must be joking ?

Another day, another plane... ...this time, to the wonderful city of #Dublin Black tie packed and ready to go!

Just finished @Mike_Batt's audio book of #TheClosestThingToCrazy. Absolutely wonderful and, with the added nuance of Mike's recollections in his own voice, extra levels of emotion. If you're a fan of #music #wombles #Snarks or just a bloody good story, please read or listen!

𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐧 = 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 Congratulations to Hollie Davidson, who becomes the first woman to referee a Men’s Six Nations match today 💪 #GuinnessM6N #Since1883 @SixNationsRugby

HOLY SHIT and I don't say that very often... At the behest of the water industry the Department for Works and Pensions has deducted £22.4 MILLION from people's Universal Credit payments simply to pay arrears to water companies. The arrogance and greed of these companies knows no bounds exploiting the most vulnerable in society and who the hell in DWP authorised this nonsense? thecanary.co/uk/analysis/20…

Seeing someone like you achieve something extraordinary gives you permission to believe it’s possible for you. That’s exactly what happened when I met Rory Allen in the Spurs youth team. The same applies in leadership. Show your team what’s possible, and you’ll see the results.

When a wave of Scottish independence accounts suddenly fell silent as the internet went down in Iran, analysts discovered that many of them weren’t Scots at all. They were Iranian bots.

@Mike_Batt Just absolute bollocks from the critics. It was the first show I'd saved up to buy a ticket, went with a mate, and thoroughly enjoyed every part of it. Such a shame it hasn't been recorded - I sincerely hope it makes a reappearance!

@PensionsSimon Yes- “not a single memorable tune in it”(Maureen Paton, Daily Express) 😤 - which is at least disproven by “Big break!” 🥳

RIP John. 🙏

Theme written by @Mike_Batt for his brilliant musical, The Hunting of the Snark. I was on Big Break, back in the day...JV utterly lovely (as was Willie Thorn).

@jhansonradio I wish I could say it surprises me, James. The levels of intergenerational unfairness, pretty much across the board, are staggering.

It’s genuinely wild how anytime I gently suggest young people have a rough deal in the UK, I get accused of “bashing pensioners”.

@JustinRose99 @FarmersInsOpen @PGATOUR Absolute bloody legend. Bring it home, Mr. Rose 👍🏼

Well that was a fun couple of days!! @FarmersInsOpen @PGATOUR