PerfumedLobster (Parody)

VICTORY! Congratulations to our Republican Senate nominee Ken Paxton! 24-year incumbent Senator John Cornyn has been DEFEATED in a complete blowout! This is a political earthquake that will shape the Senate for years to come. Pass the SAVE America Act!

@EYakoby Hamas doesn't have the right to exist.

Adam Sandler: "I will always stand by Israel, I can't stand people who criticize Israel and aren't in their shoes. I hate the lies they spread and their lack of knowledge, I'm proud to stand for the Israelis".

A free Iran would be the greatest ally of the U.S. and Israel — and it’s not even close. Imagine an Iran that shouts “Bless America and Israel” instead of “Death to America and Israel.” If the Islamic Republic falls, this will become reality.

Republican voters are ready to remove EVERY Republican senator in office because of their refusal to stand up to John Thune. Senate Republicans are complicit. Not a single Republican senator has called for Thune to be removed from power. Not a one.

No GOP senate leader has ever lost 2 sitting members to primary challenges in one cycle until tonight. Congratulations John Thune.

Just congratulated Ken Paxton on his win. Let’s come together as a family to support our Republican Senate nominee. @KenPaxtonTX

I just. I don’t know what to say. So completely happy. Congratulations to our Republican Senate nominee, Ken Paxton.

@JohnWMcCarthy @jamestalarico He is a political chameleon

Tonight I keep hearing Republicans try to paint @jamestalarico as some kind of left-wing caricature. Good luck with that. He talks about faith and service with authenticity AND he has the kind of hopeful, aspirational tone people are starving for right now.

@JohnWMcCarthy @jamestalarico Talarico also wants more trannies and boys playing girls sports and open borders. That’s not Texas, just like Biden. Thats why you keep losing.

For what it’s worth, Cornyn did nothing to help @FDRLST when we faced horrific censorship from the federal government. Ken Paxton helped us fight our legal battle to get the State Dept to stop sponsoring censorship of our journalism. For those who care about principles…

Elon Musk: “I lost my son essentially… My son Xavier is dead, killed by the woke mind virus… I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus after that and we’re making some progress.” God bless @ElonMusk. The American people support and love you.

🚨BREAKING: Growing outrage is building online and across conservative circles as many Americans highlight what they call the unjust imprisonment of former Minneapolis Officer Tou Thao. Thao spent nearly five years behind bars — convicted for merely standing nearby and managing the crowd while George Floyd died from a fentanyl overdose — despite never laying hands on Floyd. Critics argue the case exemplified rushed “social justice” prosecutions that ignored key toxicology evidence, turning a bystander officer into a scapegoat. Thao’s long ordeal is now drawing renewed attention as a symbol of politicized policing fallout from 2020.

HEY THUNE: Texas is sending a MESSAGE to you You could’ve avoided this ENTIRE PRIMARY and KEPT John Cornyn if you would’ve just passed the SAVE America Act. You snubbed us, thinking you could just BUY elections. YOU WERE WRONG. Voters are REBUKING you

If you’re in Katy (Fort Bend County), where the machines are down, stay in line! This is a heavy Ken Paxton county. Don’t let them steal this election. 📍Fort Bend County, TX

🚨 BREAKING: Racebaiting Democrat hack Rep. Al Green has LOST his primary, and will LOSE HIS SEAT this November WELL DESERVED, you POS 🤣 Green has tried MULTIPLE times to impeach President Trump, and made interrupting his States of the Union a regular occurrence Bye! 👋🏻

This is the best articulation of how I feel about Israel. Thank you. I literally traveled to CEU in Budapest to gain access to private Soros archives. I smuggled in a scanner to scan every document possible. And here's the hard truth: Israel simply isn't a player. Yes, many impactful policymakers are Jewish. But Jewish isn't Israel. Israel is just a tiny nobody country that has outsized impact in the USA of extreme religious significance to Muslims. Muslim nations also happen to be by far the most powerful UN voting bloc and thus arguably the most powerful global faction in the world. So if UN has to pass anything, they have to get approval from Muslims. Which makes Israel a disproportionate target. As a result, literally billions upon billions of dollars are being spent by Muslim nations to condition everyone into thinking Israel has some sort of influence. And that's why news media about Israel dropping a few million on influencers dominate everything but you have Qatar spending billions and billions in influence pass by in silence.

🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: La Fuerza Aérea Israelí acaba de bombardear en Gaza el escondite de Muhammad Odeh, el nuevo comandante de Hamás y sucesor de Izz al-Din al-Haddad, eliminado la semana pasada. Odeh era el último sobreviviente de los comandantes que planificaron el 7 de octubre.

Congratulations to @KenPaxtonTX Ken Paxton on defeating RINO Senator John Cornyn whose political career just ended tonight! 👏 So much winning for MAGA! @JohnCornyn is a poster child for why we need term limits in America!

@GregoryKBovino @LaurenWitzkeDE I NEVER thought I’d see the day where DHS allows checkpoints run by leftist terrorists decide who can enter their facility.