PerfumedLobster (Parody)

“Busca a alguien más fácil”, decían. Elegí al chico de piel más oscura y Sam se convirtió en la luz que me faltaba. Cuando se lo conté a mi madre, me rogó que parara. “La gente no lo entenderá. Te harán daño”, dijo. Pero mi corazón ya había elegido. En el orfanato, un niño estaba sentado en el suelo frío, arreglando un juguete con cinta adhesiva. Piel oscura. Ojos grandes que no confiaban. El trabajador susurró: “No habla mucho. No espera irse”. Me arrodillé down. “Hola, Sam”, dije. Pasó un momento. Entonces una manita se extendió y tocó mi manga. Ese simple toque lo cambió todo. La primera noche, Sam alineó los zapatos junto a la puerta, listo para correr. Dejé la luz encendida. Por si acaso. Semanas después, la risa llenaba esa misma habitación. Desconocidos nos miraban en los pasillos del supermercado. Una mujer preguntó: “¿Estás segura de que es tuyo?”. Sonreí. “Más de lo que jamás podrías imaginar”. Los años pasaron rápido. Ahora Sam me lleva a la clínica. Me recuerda que coma. Me cubre con una manta cuando me quedo dormida en el sofá. El chico que el mundo no quería se convirtió en el que me mantiene viva.

This is so adorable. I thought the Japanese Prime Minister would bow. Instead she ran for a hug from the president,

I feel ya bro... 😂

@MrPitbull07 Have you ever seen the beer cans these guys went into space in? Not exactly precision instruments on the control panel either. The had solid balls of steel to get in one of those things from the jump.

May 16, 1963. Gordon Cooper was orbiting Earth alone inside a capsule barely big enough to turn around in, moving at 17,500 miles per hour. He had been up there for over a day. Then the warnings started. First a faulty sensor screaming that the ship was falling — it wasn't. He switched it off. Then something far worse: a short circuit knocked out the entire automated guidance system. The one that kept the capsule steady. The one that was supposed to bring him home. Without it, reentry was nearly impossible. Too shallow an angle and the capsule would bounce off the atmosphere back into space. Too steep and it would incinerate. The margin for error was razor thin — and every computer that was supposed to hit that margin was dead. Down on the ground, NASA engineers watched the telemetry in silence. They could see everything going wrong. They could fix nothing. Cooper didn't panic. He uncapped a grease pencil and drew lines directly on the inside of his window to track the horizon. He looked up at the stars he had spent months memorizing and used their positions to orient the ship by eye. Then he set his wristwatch. Because when you have no computers left, you become the computer. At exactly the right moment — calculated in his head, confirmed by the stars outside — he fired the retrorockets. The capsule shook. The sky turned to fire. For several minutes, no one on Earth could reach him as plasma swallowed the ship whole. Then the parachutes opened. Faith 7 hit the water just four miles from the recovery ship — the single most accurate splashdown in the entire Mercury program. The man with a wristwatch and a few pencil marks on a window had outperformed every automated system NASA had. We talk a lot about technology saving us. And it often does. But Cooper's story is a quiet reminder that behind every machine, there still has to be a human being who can look out the window, think clearly under pressure, and decide what to do next. The final backup was never the software. It was him.

I’m still smiling, but please know it has not been easy. Stage IV cancer has tested me in every way, yet I’m still standing. Still breathing. Still hoping.

8 years cancer free! 🎉🙏🏻

I am going to cry like a baby when I retire. I’m walking down a street two blocks from Skid Row and a woman who I haven’t seen in years sees me and smiled wide as she approached. I didn’t recognize her at first. She looked really great. She paused in front of me and teared up unable to speak for a second. She gathered herself and said “I’m sorry for crying. But that only happens when certain people have impacted my life. You were always so kind to me when I was in Skid Row.” She made my day. I gave her the biggest hug. Thank you Yahweh for the reminders that my walk was not in vain.

When I went to the shelter that day, I knew I was going to save a life, but I didn’t expect that life to cling to me so tightly, so quickly. The moment I saw him, this German Shepherd with sad yet hopeful eyes, he chose me. He pressed his nose against the bars, wagged his tail softly, and at that moment, I knew—I couldn’t leave without him. The ride home should have been just a simple trip, but he had other plans. The moment the car started moving, he jumped onto the front seat, then onto me, wrapping his paws around my shoulders and resting his head on mine as if to make sure I wouldn’t disappear. As if he was saying, "You are my family now, and I will never let go." I could feel his heavy breathing, his heart racing against my back, but he wasn’t afraid. He was ready. Ready to finally live a life filled with love and freedom. And I was ready to give him all of that.🐾💓 Credit: Amelie Carter

Rosa and Yuri Yadgrov, aged 80 and 78, were married for over 55 years. When the terrorists entered Ofakim on October 7, they encountered Yuri and Rosa standing outside the house. They didn't realize who was standing in front of them. They probably didn't realize that these were their last moments together. Later that dark day, they were found lying bleeding, close together, with Yuri's hand covering the eyes of his beloved Rosa. They did not survive. May their memory be blessed.💔

This is the love I’m getting every day in abundance from fellow Brits who are fed up with all the nonsense.

Major update to the 𝕏 AI recommendation algorithm rolling out next week. This will be open sourced at the same time.

The Muslim Brotherhood of America, CAIR, criticizes @PeteHegseth’s tattoo. In the Quran, non-Muslims, every single one, are called “kafir” hundreds of times, and that word is attached to hellfire, curses, humiliation, threats, and divine commands for violence. • “Slay the kafir wherever you find them.” • “They are the worst of creatures.” • “They will burn in eternal fire.” So when Pete tattoos “kafir” on his arm, don’t pretend to be offended. Your Allah called him that first. Your scripture called him that first. He’s just owning the label you put on him. They are upset not about the tattoo. They are offended because this kafir humiliates their allah, and allah can’t do shit about it.

🚨 BREAKING: Republican Senators just attempted to CALL DEMOCRATS’ BLUFF and attempted to pass ONLY the Voter ID portion of the SAVE America Act But Democrats BLOCKED IT. That’s why we have to go ALL IN. They will NOT pass just Voter ID — regardless of what they say Dems LIE!

Israel reportedly just eliminated Mohammad Khosravani — the judge who signed the death sentence of Iranian wrestler Navid Afkari, whose 2020 execution shook the world and became a symbol of the regime’s cruelty toward its own people. Tonight, Israel's message to the Iranian people could not be more clear: They have avenged the death of Navid Afkari.

This is when the Deep State messed up… The Mar-a-lago raid by the Biden (Obama) Administration was part of the ongoing Russiagate conspiracy. This opened the door for a grand jury in Florida and not in the safety of DC. Oops!

This has been going on for a long time

Thanks for your service sir 🤠💯💪

She is a survivor. 💕 She was stabbed 36 times and slit her throat 17 times. She held her head on with one hand, pushed her organs back in with the other, and crawled to the road. She survived, and her name is Alison Botha.

Community Notes win again 😂🔥

When your dream comes true. 🤗🤗