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It’s completely embarrassing if you aren’t loaded as a boomer. You’re telling me you were alive for the last 40 years of golden age uponly on all assets and you now need “social security” to survive?

And that’s why I hope more TSA workers don’t go to work. Really make this country feel it and force them to fix their bill. The Dems caved last year before Thanksgiving and ofc the GOP did not keep their work about ACA so have a fucking spine this time and don’t fold

i think “decontextualized idiom in plain speak” has the highest batting average of tweet type for me. i mean this tweet is gospel at this point

Do not overpay for these. They will reprint Millions of these. Thanks for my Ted talk

@PokeTCGAlerts Anybody going to pay these prices are STUPID AND DUMB

Reminder that GameStop locations should be getting the new Ascended Heroes items and First Partner Illustration Collections tomorrow in-store. Prices will be over MSRP ⚠️ -Ascended Heroes Premium Poster Collection Mega Lucario/Mega Gardevoir $119.99 (MSRP $49.99) - Ascended Heroes First Partners Deluxe Pin Collection $59.99 (MSRP $24.99) - First Partner Illustration Collection Series 1 $49.99 (MSRP $14.99) #PokemonTCG

@KodyKennedyKK Hold on.... the umbreon alone got a service upgrade because it got a 9? The other 9s didn't get that charge??

My buddy got his first ever PSA sub back and his words to me were… “F@!% PSA” These were from a god pack he pulled too. Hate it for ya bud 🤣

@rushicrypto Literally why are you making travel plans??!!!!!

We’re in the middle of a societal collapse and y’all are planning “outside summer 2026.” Outside doing WHAT exactly? With WHAT money?

@cd_hooks God let us go back please. Flying 5 states over shouldn't be over $150

Sincere question: if jet fuel prices triple is there a chance airlines rescind tickets already sold for later in the year at a cheap price?

@jonbrooks Let the religious fanatics have 10+ kids to keep the population going

My friends in their 30s are deciding not to have kids They’re saying two things: They don’t have the money It’s inconvenient to their lifestyle This is not good. What do we do?

@pokebeach Yay more stuff I'll never see in person

"Lumiose City Mini Tins" to Release in June! Check out this article on PokeBeach for all the details: ➡️ pokebeach.com/2026/03/lumios…

@meadandjuniper No cause whenever I get sick, I don't wanna eat soup I'd rather sip on some bone broth

It’s weird there aren’t more savory drinks. Take broth for instance. There are so many broths I would absolutely drink straight out of a mug. So how come there’s no Starbucks for broths? Am I just weird?

@blagojevism And yet people are still actively wanting to have kids just because it's the status social quo

It's sort of funny that we are headed towards an even poorer and worse future than we had imagined. And we were not optimistic!

@Pirat_Nation They announce this NOW after I got engaged in November?!! 😭 man...

Pokemon has announced official customizable wedding and engagement rings Options include over 30 ring designs, 12 gemstones, and engravings featuring 80 different Pokemon marks. Engagement rings start at ¥335,500 (approximately $2100).

Keep your shades handy, you're going to need them 🕶️ The newest #PokemonTCGPocket expansion will #MegaShine bright starting next week. ✨

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@TrevorSuchka Paying $60 for 2 modern packs

Good morning! PSA this is a $20 after tax sealed product. Can you guys not buy from people at $60? That be great.

@facetedcarapace Chik fil a recently opened a spot in my town. That line is only empty when they're closed

one of the most disgusting incredibly common aspects of American culture is 30 cars idling outside of a fast food place waiting for chicken nuggies for 40 minutes

MASSIVE recession indicator.