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As editor me not miss much...

BREAKING: I just motioned to subpoena Don Trump Jr. for funneling $670 million in taxpayer dollars to a critical minerals company he has financial stake in. Republicans left the hearing room.

BREAKING: Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs has vetoed a bill that would have created a specialty license plate honoring Charlie Kirk.

I’ve never seen anything like the Epstein files in my life -Raped -Cannibalized -Trafficked -Filmed -Terrorized -Tortured -Murdered -13, 14, 15 year children ZERO arrests I don't understand how we're not having a global revolution right now.

Surviving the crash is just the beginning. Check out the new poster for DEEP WATER starring Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley, in theaters May 1.

Trump is keeping up with the war in Iran using the equivalent of TikTok shorts and snuff films. He's just being shown a daily 2 minutes of people being killed and explosion montages.

A new era of Hogwarts begins. The HBO Original Series Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone premieres this Christmas.

Venezuela's top torturer and long time spy chief promoted to defence minister, the Trump led "regime change" has finally freed the population, not.

#Trump am accused of showing #ClassifiedMap to #passengers on private flight bbc.com/news/articles/…

Honestly though what’s it going to take?

5 years ago today, ‘INVINCIBLE’ premiered on Prime Video.

#PeteHegseth's #Pastor Am Wanna SMITE #JamesTalarico people.com/pete-hegseth-p…

@PerryWhiteE29 @skyeinthepie @theliamnissan @mattvanswol Yah I thought about that but hit send first. Good catch

@living757not847 @skyeinthepie @theliamnissan @mattvanswol "who's"

@skyeinthepie @theliamnissan @mattvanswol Well I know someone whose too fucking stupid to know a parody account.

Real talk… What do you do when people you’ve known forever basically cut you off because you’re openly pro-Trump/MAGA now? How do you handle that?

@skyeinthepie @theliamnissan @mattvanswol Him not never made any movies! Learn to spell.

“Trump is a rapist and a con man, and yet the entire Christian church seems to treat him like he’s their poster child and it’s unreal. I don’t understand it.” -Alan Ritchson

#GovernmentRP #HistoryRP: #IranWar

You are not going to believe this... but Trump is still in the Epstein files almost a million times and is a criminal - rapist.

Who is the most gorgeous Redhead... I'll Start: Amy Adams.

BREAKING: [YET ANOTHER MAGA PEDO] The CHIEF OF STAFF for a top Republican official in Alaska is indicted for sex trafficking children, and HOW he was caught is incredible. Craig Scott Valdez, 36, chief of staff to Republican Sen. George Rauscher and newly elected chair of the Anchorage Young Republicans, was arrested Friday on charges of sex trafficking a minor, producing and receiving child sexual abuse material, and coercion and enticement of a minor. Officials believe there may be at least 12 minors who were victims of his operation. This isn't a misunderstanding. This is a monster. According to court documents, Valdez allegedly lured a 15-year-old girl he'd groomed on Snapchat to his home to "sexually exploit her to celebrate his birthday." He had met her when she was just 13 or 14 years old. The FBI has identified at least 11 other potential victims. You know who stopped him that night? Not the Republican Party. Not a background check. Not any kind of vetting process. Her mother. A brave mom used a family tracking app to find her daughter at Valdez's home. She knocked — then walked in, punched Valdez in the face, and carried her barely-conscious child to safety. Valdez, apparently stunned that a mother's love hits harder than his sense of impunity, then FLED HIS OWN HOUSE when police arrived. Sen. Rauscher's office had nothing to say — firing Valdez only AFTER the charges became PUBLIC. The Anchorage Young Republicans had just elevated this man to state committee chair last month. MAGA loves to screech about "protecting the children" at school board meetings and drag shows. But when a predator is running their own offices and youth organizations? Crickets. Pink slips. No accountability.

Those aliens are going to starve. #InsiderTrading #Trump #IranWar #GrifterInChief