Personality Horse

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/sHTtyzhbAvA?a The World Cup Song

Smooth cutaways. 10/10. (@YouTube youtu.be/7uUar80lBBs?a)

BREAKING NEWS! baldmonkeyseenabird has its own twitter account now. @bmseenabird

New article; The Dove-Inchy Code. …ldmonkeyseenabird.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/the-do… @Natures_Voice @_BTO @BirdWatchingMag @BirdwatchNews

@BirdWatchIE @BirdingLunch @BirdWatchingMag @polyolbion An egg and cress(ted tit) sandwich? #birdinglunch #weak

@hexachordal I've blocked you.

@hexachordal POOP

@BarackObama Send me £3000 and I promise not to dump a load of crude oil in the sea. Cheap vote winner. Say no more.

here's the deleted #dailymail article that drove Lucy Meadows to suicide: web.archive.org/web/2012122119… warning: it is horrendous. RIP.

@itvjeremykyle "Get involved"? You want ME to euthanise them for you? I'll have to think about it...

@itvjeremykyle Apologies. I meant "euthanising". Obviously.

@itvjeremykyle Have you considered euthenising all of your guests after the shows? It's what they'd want if they were rational.

@richardm56 I blame the insects.

Bromide jostler.

@sueperkins This "Heading Out" is alright, innit.

LUXURY FOR EARS! LUXEARY. youtu.be/qkmbltmo53M

Put dog food on the top lip of an elephant, a hedgehog will go there to eat it & you get an idea of what elephant-Hitler would look like.

youtube.com/watch?v=BaN7Au… #danceponydance

@BirdwatchNews :)