PerthTrueBlue

Scottish football has known for years what we would be like once we claimed 55. Pandemic or not, fuck all was going to stand in the way of our celebrations. Wait until the trophy is clinched, then sit back and enjoy the mother of all fucking meltdowns. YYAAAASSSSSSS🏆5️⃣5️⃣🇬🇧

@RangersFC @BelRedDevils Think he can consider himself lucky to be honest. That being said, well done Nico

🇧🇪 Nicolas Raskin has been called up to @BelRedDevils for their international friendlies against the USA and Mexico. 🙌 Well done, Nico!

@Bairdric1 @Empire1872 Raging. I was needing one foul for £550🤣

@Empire1872 12 seconds injury time in the Barca Newcastle game 🤣🤣🤣

Juan-Román Riquelme and Larry David, 2001. Plotting on Mocha Joe’s downfall.

@RangersFC Rank rotten. 3 points all that matters I suppose, but fuck me, this team is a brutal watch at times

Full-Time against St Mirren 🔐 Three Points Secured. St Mirren 0 - 1 Rangers

@ibroxrocks Worse than gash. You just know what will happen here

This is gash isn’t it?

Someone needs to tell this Rangers team that they are in a title race. More slow, turgid nonsense from them again so far

Cunts one fart away from breaking his ankles

@neilalancouper Must of missed that. Cheers

@PerthTrueBlue He said no recently

Is there still chat of Harvey Barnes representing Scotland? Would be a good addition for the summer

Glasgow City Council ‘I’d like to open a Roll Shop.’ ‘That’s £1,200 in registration fees and you’ll need 10 certificates in food handling etc.’ ‘I’d like to open a shop storing Several thousand highly flammable items in cardboard boxes next to a three bar fire.’ ‘Batter in’

My first game against this lot for about 14 years the day😳. Absolutely buzzing. Just hope we turn up both halves this week and shut the cunts up🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Ian Huntley croaking it and Rangers beating the scum tomorrow. Sounds like a fucking great weekend to me👊🇬🇧

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1. This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities. Even we'd beat Spurs...

What the fuck was said in the Dressing Room at halftime? Turned from world beaters to window lickers in 15 minutes.

Baffling how Bi Polar this club can be. Amazing one half then shite the next. Genuinely think we are allergic to playing well both halves off a game

2️⃣ Ahead at the break. Half-Time | Rangers 2-0 Celtic

@RangersFC That’s the team👊🇬🇧. Let’s do these bastards today Rangers

💙 Today’s team to face Celtic at Ibrox. 📲 Full Team News | rng.rs/3P8FEXu

When I was young 🎶

✍️ We can today announce Kyle Glasgow has signed his first professional contract. 📲 rng.rs/4kWktUq

NINE-DARTER FOR ROCK! 🚨 JOSH ROCK HAS HIT A NINE-DARTER IN BELFAST! The hometown hero pins the perfect leg to close the gap in this contest, what a moment for the man from County Antrim! 👏 📺 bit.ly/PLDWhereToWatch #PLDarts | QF4