Peter Thompson

@otokyo__ Trash can?

What's missing 🤔

@khnh80044 As much as any of the so called musicians they put in there now

Do you think Phil Collins belongs in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame?🤔

@james_xond Or gin

Is it true some parents used to put whiskey on a baby’s gums to help them sleep??

@handl39266 @floboflo You obviously missed the sarcasm in the original post. You could delete your post so as to not confirm your stupidity.

@floboflo What a thick cunt you are that’s Gaelic and if you go to Wales the also have signs in Welsh and English

Saw this today. DISGUSTED! Why should we have signs in Urdu in Scotland?! If you can’t speak our language then go home.

@JIM_THE_BOSS_ @3YearLetterman lol

@3YearLetterman You Scotch can toss your damned capers.

Non-American golfers should not be permitted to play in, let alone win, American tournaments We literally invented this game

@almurray Look on tire for max pressure and back off 15%

Modern car tyre pressure warning: required tyre pressures nowhere to be found in car, manual.

@Edwina_Currie And to think I once voted for you!

Eh? There are no mountains in Lincolnshire … 👇👇👇😮😮😮🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@NOlivier17 Do people really believe this crap?

An incredibly brave pilot managed to save two planes at the airport.😳

@FrankBr05713205 Nut splitter

Does anybody recognize this sometimes very handy tool to have?

@TheFootyFeed My dog just dropped one just like it

Hot Dog at St James' Park for £6.80... 👀

@Matt_Pinner Kidney Stones

Name a pain stronger than a toothache (except childbirth)

@MAGANEWS_X Hardly new idea is it. The Harrier did it decades ago

🚀🇺🇸 Incredible but true: the F-35B lands like a helicopter… yet it’s a $100 million stealth fighter jet 🤯 Thanks to its VTOL capability, it can take off and land vertically, redefining modern air combat. ✈️🔥

@SGTWipper1Each Weather in winter is good, other than that, not much

Say something nice about Florida. My home state!

@HaveringHammer Watch it

I’ve just been given Netflix ( I know I’m late to getting it ) by VirginMedia. The first show I’ve started watching is Breaking Bad ( I know I’m late to watching that too ) My question is should I stick with it as I’m 3 shows in and not sure what all the fuss was about yet?

@pepsi I don’t

how do you drink Pepsi 🤔

@airmainengineer IDF aircraft

Can you guess what these big things look like Torx screws on F-35 wings are?✈️

@jackunheard The helicopters are designed to that requirement

🚨BREAKING: President Trump reveals U.S. forces rebuilt helicopters in under 10 MINUTES behind Iranian lines after the rotors came off. This is insane.

@AntonioSabatoJr I agree, he’s a self indulgent embarrassment

Get this guy away from my sport please he has no clue what is going on we don’t need any more circus acts for this year we have seen enough.

@mindofprospect I sometimes wonder how people manage to get dressed each day

I wonder if people are aware that the size of your engine has no correlation to the capacity of your fuel tank and therefore how much you’ll pay when you go to the petrol station.

@Askrigg_lad @BBCNews @UKLabour Was this the same woman who could afford face piercings and tattoos?

There is a woman on @BBCNews this morning complaining that she is struggling to cope because she is out of work and has FIVE children. She says what a relief it is to get the extra money from @UKLabour with the removal of the two child benefit cap. My very simple question is - why have FIVE children knowing she won’t be able to afford to look after them? There is a very simple solution. It’s called Birth Control.