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To everyone asking why Iran is making LEGO videos… do you know the literacy rate in the United States???

Help is on the way.

@sophiearumble Buona Pasqua Sophie

America — and the rest of the world — erupted in excited glee today over an unsubstantiated rumor. Can you even begin to imagine the global reaction when it actually happens? 😳🌍 #Trump

No wonder GBNEWS [ReformUK TV] and Tories started a nonsense row about marmalade. They didn't want people to talk about this. Small boat Channel crossings in March down by more than 50% on year before and lowest level since 2023 thelondoneconomic.com/news/small-boa…

Apparently Donald Trump has been declared Brain Dead by doctors at Walter Reed Medical Center. He should be back to work on Monday.

@sophiearumble Thought you were about to break into song.

I'm hearing from a very reliable source that Trump is preparing to use his DOJ to target multiple Democratic congressional candidates with fraud-related prosecutions ahead of the midterms, all in an effort to help preserve a Republican majority. The goal does not seem to be securing convictions. It seems to be creating just enough suspicion in the minds of voters that some stay home on Election Day or choose the Republican candidate instead. Meanwhile, many Republicans seem entirely unbothered by the fact that Trump himself was found liable for fraud and has pardoned more than a dozen convicted fraudsters. Their concern does not appear to be fraud itself, but the political value of accusing others of it.

Behind the curtain.

To everyone asking why Iran is making LEGO videos… do you know the literacy rate in the United States???

Her husband becomes the first man to be in the longest distance relationship

“I didn’t get where I am today by banging on about bloody marmalade!”

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by J. C. Duffy.

‘The tinker has pissed the Homo’s Street successfully.’

My cartoon in today's @irishexaminer.

@nulasuchet Absolutely.

Yes

Isabel Oakeshott stares out of her window in Dubai wishing she was back in the UK shouting at jars of marmalade in Waitrose.