Peter EFC

@FootyScran @Everton @EvertonStadium @KRay1807 Bad that I couldn’t find that anywhere at the stadium tonight. I asked numerous kiosks and they didn’t have a clue. And I was so looking forward to it. Terrible organisation by the club.

Deep fried Mars bars with whiskey custard at Everton FC for Scotland v Ivory Coast (@Everton @EvertonStadium) 💷 £7.50

@_Mario45_ @malpheuse @footballontnt When it suits you!

@malpheuse @footballontnt It’s not the 90’s anymore lad, you know the rules have changed regarding follow-throughs

James Tarkowski has received the most yellow cards without ever being dismissed in Premier League history 🟨 He has 69 bookings and 0 red cards in 333 top flight appearances.

@AzzerBall1968 @HowardmarksEfC2 @LivEchonews Yaaaaawn. So so stereotypical. Proving again you’ve no sense of humour or style. Red kitchens are a no no for ANYBODY.

@HowardmarksEfC2 @LivEchonews hahahaha yeah course we wouldn't winning trophies you Evertonians wouldn't get that..

A Place in the Sun buyers reject red kitchen as they say 'we're Blues' liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/liverp…

@inklinkerman You’ve NEVER been to Liverpool. Your reasoning for disliking it are only in the eyes of the uneducated with blinkers on that rely too much on what others say.

@PeterC973653 Unfortunately too many times to mention. Not for the last couple years though thank god.

Lutyens's cathedral is probably the greatest (mostly) unbuilt structure in Britain.

@inklinkerman So you’ve definitely not visited the city then.

@PeterC973653 The people and the culture mainly.

@StevieDee710 The Mallens

Who remembers?

@intrepidlance @LeeHurstComic Right back at you.

@PeterC973653 @LeeHurstComic Then you'd be evil, good day.

Would you ever vote for a political party that banned everyone from owning a dog?

@80s_Kidz What’s that thing with the wheels 🥴

I called this a backie growing up. What did you call it?

@Joel_M_Clarke Wrong Everton stadium though.

Fantastic to see Everton in the top 4. Great work all round.

@ketchell @GreggsOfficial Everton have moved stadium. Do it again but properly.

Premier League table but based off the time to walk to each club's closest Greggs #MindTheGap

@manzap @tedthepyrenean @emmakennytv You ain’t right in the head. Get therapy, there’s clear traits of paranoia.

@PeterC973653 @tedthepyrenean @emmakennytv In my experience there are far too many owners who can't be bothered. Dp tell: what happens when dogs have a dodgy stomach? And how do you clear up the oceans of pee? You don't. Better on the footpath than your carpet eh?

I wish people would genuinely fuck off a great deal more! I’ve got 3 dogs….if you don’t like dogs then avoid the countryside and stay away from dog owners homes! Dogs and cats (I have 2 of them too!) are amazing for health and wellbeing and reduce stress, dogs also aid exercise….also if yon want to write a comment about why I’m wrong….then to save me time FUCK OFF IN ADVANCE!

@intrepidlance @LeeHurstComic I could say exactly the same about children.

@PeterC973653 @LeeHurstComic There has been a significant rise in dog ownership, which means more pollution, disturbance of wildlife, dog mess, dog bites, cruelty to dogs and poor ownership skills. I'd like to see dog owners having a license before they are allowed a dog.

@inklinkerman @JackBMontgomery Have you ever been to Liverpool? What didn’t you like about it?

@JackBMontgomery I mean… it is Liverpool.

@intrepidlance @LeeHurstComic Why? How many is the right number?

@LeeHurstComic There should be far fewer dogs, that is for sure.

@LeeHurstComic No

@Elwick70 @zlin_akrobat @Conservatives Oh dear

@zlin_akrobat @Conservatives Renationalise the oil industry! Excellent idea. Not sure what Shell and BP think about it, but I heartily agree!

The Conservatives will extract every drop of Oil and Gas from the North Sea and cut your energy bills. Let’s Get Britain Drilling. 🇬🇧

@JackMalone444 He is our future 😱

Bless him. Someone somewhere told him that he’s a hard case. 😂😂

@JacobsBen It make no difference. There’s still a decision to make, it’s just the line is drawn in a different place. Abolish VAR!

🚨 The Canadian Premier League will conduct a 'daylight offside' trial in cooperation with FIFA when its season starts on April 4. The trial is led by FIFA and approved by IFAB. It is designed to favour attackers. 🗣️ FIFA’s Chief of Global Football Development Arsene Wenger: "This is an important pilot. By testing this new interpretation in a professional competition, we can better understand its impact, including in terms of improving clarity and the flow of the game and promoting attacking play. "We look forward to analysing the results of the trial phase. We thank the Canadian Premier League and the Canadian Soccer Association for their willingness to support FIFA with this pilot and for providing their competition." An attacking player will be considered onside if at least one part of their body that can legitimately be used to score in line with (or behind) the second-to-last defender. A player will only be ruled offside if there is a gap – or daylight' – between themselves and the defender. In effect, attackers must be fully beyond the second last defending player to be penalised. FIFA add by "introducing a clearer visual threshold, the trial is aimed at restoring a greater attacking advantage and boosting the flow of matches."

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Of course you will 🤔

Labour want an energy bailout for Benefits Street, paid for by working people. The @Conservatives want to get drilling our own oil and gas, scrap Ed Miliband’s green taxes, and abolish VAT on energy bills. This would save EVERYONE £200 and get Britain working again.

@James_UTFT Where are we getting the 9 replacement players from?

Keep/sell/loan the entire Everton squad Thread 🧵 #EFC