Relevant Peter McCormack (parody)

@cypherpunk Zcashers: "who cares the people who need the most privacy(dark markets) use Monero, irrelevant" Also Zcashers: "checkout this list of scammers who use this coin!" You can't make this up 😭😂☠️

AI is the biggest threat to Monero, not least because the proceeds of $XMR exploits cannot be tracked or frozen. Privacy is a double edged sword.

Cruise ship illnesses all over the news, probably at least partly about scaring people out travelling. An extension of the “don’t fly, planes keep crashing!” stories from last year.

@MrBonMot "in AN English class"

I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more then any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you're" in a English class all you get is a red mark.. Mess up on the Internet just once, and may God have mercy on your soul!

@cryptaxpt And what about a scenario where you borrow stablecoins using your stack as collateral, and then use the borrowed stablecoins to fund a crypto debit card? In theory, it would be a taxable, but in practice USDT (for example) to EUR when spending would not be a profitable.

💳Crypto Debit card VS Credit card ❌Crypto debit card: • Every purchase triggers a taxable event. • You pay either 28% taxes or 0% if the assets that you used are Capital Gains and held longer than 365 days. • Every transaction should be reported in your IRS. ✅Crypto credit card: • You trigger the taxable event once you pay off your debt. • You pay either 28% taxes or 0% if the assets that you used are Capital Gains and held longer than 365 days. • If you want to pay off with the collateral you used, the same rule counts, meaning if your debt was open for 1 year its tax free to pay off. • I personally use @Nexo for that reason. If you use my referral link: nexo.com/ref/kimcg3khmk… you will get $25 $BTC and a happy Tax guy.

Choice is an illusion. The UniParty is a lie — it makes no difference who you vote for. They're all bought and paid for. The only thing voting accomplishes is legitimizing a system of slavery while giving you the false sense that you've done something meaningful. It delivers instant gratification and convinces you there's no need to do anything else.

@MarioNawfal Is that @saylor ??

🇺🇸 Trump posts an image of himself as Jesus Christ healing the sick, flanked by eagles, fighter jets, and the Statue of Liberty. So he spits on the Pope, then posts himself as the Lord and Savior. Sunday content.

Hey @Lighter_xyz , your $WTI price oracle is broken. Consequently, the 1hr funding rate at 0.1258% !!!

"OPEN THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUS OR I WILL SUCK OFF DONALD TRUMP AND THE CORPSE OF THE AYOTOLLAH"

@PrivacyHasher @fluffypony app.wagyu.xyz/trade?market=X…

@PeterRelevant @fluffypony where is this chart ?

I'm advising Wagyu - the protocol bringing XMR to DeFi without nuking its privacy in the process. $200m+ volume in two months. Not bad for something the "can't be done" crowd wrote off immediately. A thread on what it is, and what I'll be doing🧵 /1

@DouglasTuman Was great to join the show, though I was a little premature. Since then I've been busy building and testing, and rebranded to Nerohedge, because the app now allows for hedging into EUR, GBP, Gold and Silver, in addition to USD. See nerohedge.app for details.

Join us live at 11am est with Special Guest @PeterRelevant !

@PerpetualCow ...but there's now a 2% fee to swap into XMR.

All ethereum, btc, sol and bnb coins and stables are now 0 fee to swap to each other too now. Happy swapping everyone

Thank you to everyone who is helping to bring attention to this ! We have tried for over a month to get the account back up. Now we are cooking 💪💪. Like and retweet so @elonmusk can not ignore!! It’s a very bad look for X to be blatantly suppressing the Monero p2p economy. @goddek @BuenoForMiami @MarioNawfal @RealRossU @LPNational Please spread this 🙏

@cryptaxpt Reporting might be the "legally correct" thing to do, but what about the privacy implications of declaring crypto holdings? There are many examples of government data breaches. $5 wrench attack is a real risk. Maybe a 3,750 fine isn't such a serious risk in comparison?

🚨What happens if you don't declare your crypto capital gains to the Portuguese tax authorities? If you obtained capital gains from the sale of crypto-assets, here is what you need to know about the risks of failing to declare them: Fines Failure to declare or the omission of income subjects the taxpayer to fines between € 150 and € 3.750. In 99.99% of cases, they are limited to the mimimum amount. Interest payments Delayed assessments due to a failure to file a return also entail the payment of interest on the amount owed, at a rate of 4% per year (I wish my bank offered me that). Audit Power The Tax Authority (AT) has the power to audit your tax returns and issue retroactive additional assessments within 4 years from the end of the year in which the income occurred. Example: If you did not declare gains obtained in 2024, the risk of that income being detected by the administration, leading to tax payments, exists until 2028. After that period, any notification for tax payment is illegal and must be challenged. How does the Tax Authority detect transactions? Trading platforms (exchanges) registered in Portugal are already required to report their clients' transactions. Furthermore, the cross-referencing of bank data and the analysis of unexplained transfers are tools increasingly used by the Tax Authority to detect lifestyle patterns inconsistent with declared income. Our advice? Even if your capital gains are exempt (due to holding the assets for more than 365 days), the reporting obligation remains (Annex G1). Voluntary regularisation before any notification from the AT allows for a drastic reduction in fines and avoids criminal proceedings. Don't let your investments become a legal problem. If you have doubts about how to declare your portfolio in your 2025/2026 tax return, seek specialized advice. ⚠️Not financial advice or legal advice. ✍️ This post is co-written with José ( @ogandertax), who is a tax lawyer in Portugal, specialised in government communication. He helped me resolving client audits. I convinced him to start producing content for X, so give him a follow✅

Can you not see that governments are a CONSTANT source of chaos in your life? Isnt it hard enough to cope with your own problems? Do you need the extra shit thrown at you with your expropriated savings? Think of what you could have done with those savings yourself.

@exiledsurfer @Paralelni_polis Sad day.

The era of @Paralelni_polis in Prague comes to an end due to financial pressures and the property owner's decision. kryptomagazin.cz/en/paralelni-p…

Taxation requires surveillance, surveillance requires transparent ledgers, and Monero breaks the first link in their entire extraction chain, no wonder they want it gone.