Peter Weird

@DuckClubbing Be a shame if this got retweeted.

Fingers crossed West Germany get the ‘66 World Cup back now.

@Maguiredinho @Pete___Cole @I_amMukhtar @MysteriosoX I wouldn’t bet on that.

@Pete___Cole @I_amMukhtar @MysteriosoX Tate isn’t going to let you suck his dick.

He's legit a laughing stock. Louis Theroux said in the documentary that Andrew Tate asked for money, and they told him that they don't pay anyone.

@ColonelMbabu @PLZSoccer Not yet. It’ll come.

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@seeley_nigel @sgbrent That’s even worse.

@sgbrent I came here for a tennis tournament

@hippyygoat Looks like it’s really bothering you actually you big fucking dork.

Brit in Cyprus is pissed off that his day is ruined… -Drone attack at a British military base.

@ColonelMbabu 😂😂😂

@NaeBull @STVFootballShow @EwenDCameron @STVRonnie @RangersFC @CelticFC Water isn’t wet. Since water molecules are not "covered" by other liquid molecules in a way that creates a new, separate surface, water itself is not wet, but rather causes other things to become wet. Stonewall penalty though.

@STVFootballShow @EwenDCameron @STVRonnie Ronnie's a Celtic fan. Water is wet. Bottom line is @RangersFC let @CelticFC off the hook. This Sunday @RangersFC go again and Rohl and his players need to learn from yesterday.

🙅‍♂️ @EwenDCameron: "It is not intentional, that is not unnatural, the ball is too close to him to give a pen!" 😡 @STVRonnie: "It's a stick on penalty!!" Do you think the Dujon Sterling handball should've been given as a penalty or not?? 🤔

@joshlufc91 It’s been a joy watching Bein today without that prick being on air.

Thank god for that. Been in a right state all morning wondering if Richard Keys is OK

@Jewls45816368 @freedom_007__ Haha. Well played. Plenty idiots not able to recognise satire.

This was the response when John Davidson said ‘Fuck the Queen’ to her face while receiving his MBE. “One of the officials put his hands on my shoulder and said, ‘Don’t worry, the Queen understands’, and at that point I felt accepted. Her Majesty was very kind”

Thank fuck The Dam Busters wasn’t up for best pet name at the BAFTAS.

@gotrice2024 She’s incredibly lucky that she decided to go out for drinks wearing a body cam.

These young ladies were out having a good time, they were invited by an event planner. While inside, they noticed that some men kept coming up and pestering them and offering to buy them drinks. They planned on going to another bar, when they went outside the same men followed them outside. As soon as that happened, a woman came up to them, she looked worried and came up to them and pretended to be a friend of theirs that they haven’t seen in a long time. When they were out of ear shot of the men, she leaned in and told them what was going on. She invited them to go and hang out with her crowd so they could leave safely through the back. I think she knowingly saved them from being taken, we hear about this a lot from tourist areas, is it possible that many of the establishments are in on it?

That’s his chance of appearing on Celebrity Catchphrase gone. Say what you see.

@AmbJapanUK No apology for your countries treatment of prisoners of war in Workd War 2 yet?

A wee swally!!🍺👍

@gunn_geary @talkSPORT You could say that about any other club with a reasonably sized fan base. Doesn’t work like that though. See Spurs, Newcastle, Man United for examples.

@talkSPORT It would take a couple of seasons for both to be promoted, & they would re-invest. Imagine Rangers & Celtic Spending upwards of £250m they would both be Challenging the top 5 of the EPL for the no 1 spot . & that’s why the EPL wouldn’t want us. We would not be like Cardiff

😬 "If you put Celtic and Rangers into the Championship today... they would struggle!" Ben Foster insists #CelticFC and #RangersFC right now are not good enough to make the play-offs in the EFL Championship! ❌

@AJ__BCAFC Haha. Enjoy it mate. Up the Bantams.

Genuinely taken aback by how much this video has been shared across social media! Got stopped and recognised a number of times when out and about today! Thank you all so much! 🙌 #bcafc

@JimSpenceDundee Can’t beat a good rimming off a nice woman Jim. You should cut loose once in a while.

Brought up in a Catholic household and being of a certain vintage I almost vomited listening to this stuff……if it’s being taught in Scotland I can only conclude those who’ve managed to get it on the curriculum are perverts who should be nowhere near kids.

@GrahamSpiers One of the ugliest. Davie Dodds still holding top spot.

One of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen in football. The sheer ferocity of the attack makes you wince. The assailant, I hope, will never enter a field of play again.

@beINSPORTS_EN @richardajkeys @ManCity Why do you employ this piece of shit? An irrelevant clueless fucking arsehole.

🗣️ "Do not rule out him leaving this week! If he goes this week, Maresca will be in charge for the match against Wolves." @richardajkeys on Pep Guardiola's @ManCity future. #beINPL #MCFC

@GRAEMEBAIRD92 @RangersFC Aye you can see that by the comments on here. What a fucking chocolate.

@RangersFC No issue with this. It’s only a rivalry to Aberdeen.

We can confirm that Lyall Cameron has joined Aberdeen on loan until the end of the season. 💙 Everyone at Rangers wishes Lyall well for the remainder of the campaign.

@watp54 @RangersFC 😂😂 You must be another shorts sniffer.

@RangersFC As much as i believe the wee guy needs game time im Absolutely fkn disgusted we would allow him to go to they fkn scummy bastards, a mob that were singing about the ibrox disaster only last week ..... hate the 🐑 shaggin bastards