Peter Barker

@SewerSocialism Hey hey hey. We are working on a fix for them, we know the breaded ones suck and we are testing battered ones. Stay patient child, they will come soon

True Wisconsin cheeseheads know that Culver's curds are actually ass

@OGWashingtonTP @whynotbefriends Nah I got hit with a 1 button Q R combo

@Peter_B04 @whynotbefriends Sorry Draven you got sauced

Solo Queue Quote of the Day #178

@zac_gaming__ Sounds like something a tank propagandist would say

This is not tank propaganda

Hmm, if maybe we actually buffed Tanks as a class for once.. maybe ADCs would be played!

@OGWashingtonTP @whynotbefriends Funniest part is the @OGWashingtonTP seems to think talon’s blades from R don’t target the next thing he Q’s

@whynotbefriends Funniest part is the Draven seems to think talon’s W is his Q too

@MarioGhost69419 @JSlander747 @harryjsisson Reread his comment. Trust me this comment makes no sense

@JSlander747 @harryjsisson City owned

Rest assured, there is someone making $60,000 a year who is furious about this.

@circusap Nah that’s fine. When he said “we will roll back the cameras and pay back what you won/lost” he’s in the right. The dude could have been down 2k and gotten some of it back

Corrupt Dealer Kills My Winning Blackjack Hand… 📸

Bruh ain’t no way you typed that out unironically. “Promote tax compliance” and questioning how that means investigating benefits fraud is wild. Businesses get tax write offs, and benefits on the taxes they reported. You also have payroll taxes, service taxes etc. if you are dishonest about those taxes, you can qualify for benefits and or bigger returns

@JesterJum @dnieporent Umm no it’s not. Its job is to literally promote tax compliance. Tell us how enforcing tax compliance means investigating benefits fraud? We’ll wait.

How is it that Joe Biden hired 87,000 new IRS agents and not one of them uncovered the massive Somalian fraud in Minnesota? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

@ElricForever @MingQi520583456 @jbulltard1 1. They created companies worth billions that provide economic benefit 2. Elon Musk paid the most taxes in history in 2021 3. If the stock price drops their loan leveraged against it gets dropped or interest rate spikes. Thats not a get out of jail free loan if you leverage it.

@MingQi520583456 @jbulltard1 Shit. But do i care? He and most billionaires pay almost zero % tax. Their income reported is $1. All money is borrowed against stock.

This is why taxing unrealized gains is so stupid x.com/PolymarketMone…

@_sslvm Freedom Georgia ringing a bell?

Black people we seriously need to segregate and create our own communities to ensure our black children are safe we can do it we have in the past but this time we they come to mess with us we will fight back!!!!

@VirgoMind9 @cornski 0/10 ragebait homie

@cornski This is actually kinda good only bc we do need a generation that’s not bouta play with authority if shit does pop off between civilians and law enforcement…the system is already breaking this is showing us who the fighting generation really is …

yea these new kids different we woulda NEVER did no shit like dis

@hisfavstepdad Then you aren’t the one they want when they are drunk🤷🏼‍♂️

ok everyone saying they do: i know, but never the one u want. 🥲

why don’t men ever get drunk and call you

@pompomend Is it under 18?

@Hitchslap1 Your brain quite literally moves at an entirely different pace than those around you. Tasks or thoughts that seem trivial to you, are foreign to others. It’s like a language barrier, but in actuality it’s just a brainpower difference

I hear this often but it makes no sense. How is having a high IQ in any way a curse?

@DuckieLouise Time saving is growth based upon distance traveled. You are correct, but others that are saying over long distance it’s different, are also correct. In a 10 min drive, driving 20 percent faster will only save you 2 minutes. Over a 10 hour drive, that is 2 hours🤷🏼‍♂️

Driving faster literally does not save time. I forget how the math works out but it’s because the difference between the speed limit and 10 or so mph over it is so negligible that you will not even make it 30 seconds earlier if you speed. You just make it more dangerous for the people around you. So stop it lol. I promise it isn’t the least bit worth it.

@libertarian_boi @muheediva01 Lmao. It legit took me 10 minutes to find it for the same reason😂

@Peter_B04 @muheediva01 I have that but my phone is full of memes, I have to embark on high-sea of meme to find it.

Hey, ‘pro-life’ men: if your wife was assaulted, and became pregnant, you’d have no problem raising that child as your own, right? RIGHT?

@libertarian_boi @muheediva01 Here’s a graph for ya. It’ll help your argument in the future

@muheediva01 Abortion because of rape is an easy 5-6% of all abortion. Abortion of unwanted or unplanned is 91% of all abortion I.E. whoring. While other are medical or religious reasons. These number are very generous and using rape abortion numbers to justify whoring abortion is peak trash.

@Haljegh @NEACETWEETS Definitely not good in the JG. Fastest first clear I had was 3:05 1 smite. 2:56 2 smite. On Zaahen I can get a 2:51 1 smite….. that 14 seconds is the scuttle and double kill bot before Locke is even out of his clear

@NEACETWEETS He's fine in the jungle. Great damage and chase but not much cc Maybe the ideal is having a short tutorial for each champ before unlocking them in ranked, but that'd be an incredible amount of dev time.

Lost a ranked game yesterday because a guy joined and first picked Locke in jungle. I wanted to ban it but I could not. Call me crazy but I should be able to ban the new champion for at least 1-2 weeks even if my teammate hovers. Players should have the choice of wanting to be used as a training aid for some shithead who would likely never play the champion again after he runs down 20~ games.

@BarackObama So if you foul a former President, does the Secret Service just body slam you into the ground?

I had one rule this week: no one plays on Home Court until some old friends and I get some shots up. Who’s got next? 🏀

@KingzainKhan86 @mikethetrader To be fair I am a cult member. But I love this stock rn. I wrote a paper ab this kind of stuff in HS, so I genuinely believe in it. My PT is 12 for it rn, PT2 is 30+

@mikethetrader Should I buy dude ? Are y sure na ?

Double digit soon?

@ZeriThePlatypus Throw in a Taric and Kayle for extra safety

@ZeriThePlatypus GA, Stopwatch, somehow get Zaahen passive and zilean ult. Then you might have a shot

Am I supposed to win this as an adc