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@C0_PR0_X @elonmusk @maxmarchione @MatthewParrott 🤦‍♂️

@elonmusk @maxmarchione @MatthewParrott Ozempic shreds bones What will reta do? You’d have to be retardatide

Retatrutide phase 3 obesity trial just came out and the results are genuinely insane: - 28.3% bodyweight lost on 12mg over 80 weeks - 70.3 pounds on avg. or 31.9 kg - 45.3% of patients hit 30%+ weight loss (this is bariatric surgery territory) - 30.3% weight loss (85 lbs) at 104 weeks in higher-BMI patients - 65.3% of 12mg patients dropped below the obesity BMI threshold - 19% loss on 4mg over 80 weeks (47.2 lbs) with fewer dropouts than placebo (4.1% vs 4.9%) - significant drops in blood pressure, triglycerides, non-HDL cholesterol, waist circumference, and hsCRP - no cardiac or liver signals Retatrutide is going to completely overshadow tirzepatide and semaglutide, and take the throne as the best-selling drug of all time.

1) Market events can catalyze the next wave in crypto technology It's natural selection The $rsETH exploit last month led to an infrastructure change across leading crypto protocols Here's the story of the major capital shift from LayerZero to Chainlink's CCIP 🧵👇

@MBeanst11030 @aurum_ecosystem I'll give them 4 more days then yes.

@Phantomkiwi @aurum_ecosystem Can you share a screenshot?

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@EvanLuthra GOOD JOB!!!!

🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES.. THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!! The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing".. It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point.. Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume".. Every single firm said yes.. Here's what they recorded.. Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume".. When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200".. $200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume.. MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera.. "We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit".. He said that on a recorded FBI video call.. CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely.. ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic.. All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded.. And the clients were even worse.. Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors.. $7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic.. One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook.. Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything.. When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture.. But here's the part that broke my brain.. Real people bought NexFundAI.. The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish.. When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token.. The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back.. And it gets worse.. Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day.. Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for.. Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore.. IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular.. The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected.. The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured.. And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.

@aurum_ecosystem Anyone else had their Neyro bot deposit frozen for 6 days and zero help from support?????

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@kellyenz 🤫🤫🤫

The economic centre of gravity is moving South - where the jobs, earnings and opportunities are. Time to float the South Island dollar?

@hexscout @RichardHeartWin When will you stop dreaming of his return? he's gone get over it!!!

When will you finally wake up, @RichardHeartWin?

@IanCopeland5 Oh boy you just f&$?!d up bigly!!

Your DAUGHTER is alive and well and doing just fine. You could have a relationship with your DAUGHTER, but you choose not too. That's on you...

@J_Lumian @aurum_ecosystem Try 5 days now!! Support keeps telling me they will pass on to technical staff, and then nothing , no updates just frozen $10k 🤬🤬

@Phantomkiwi @aurum_ecosystem Its not really stuck, support is offline. Transfer lasts 72h 😉

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@RevisionistNow 🎯

This is why our young can’t find jobs.

@thedarshakrana I’ve done that no big deal!

In 1973, this man learned "to exit his physical body." He "mentally traveled" to Jupiter and described its rings. 6 years later, NASA’s Voyager 1 confirmed EVERY detail he reported. CIA immediately classified it But, what he discovered about consciousness will terrify you: 🧵

@PerpTrading 🤣🤣

Last lines of support for bitcoin:native before aids

@TheCrypticWolf1 Dude has ICP in his ticker 🤦‍♂️

Imagine being mad at someone for sharing opportunities that could genuinely change people's lives and create life changing wealth. Couldn't be me. I'm want to see everybody win.

@theepicmap 🥶🥶🥶

How is it living like in this part of NZ?

@ZooNealand Groomed.

Why do brown women like Oriini Kaipara and Tamatha Paul always waggle their fingers in the air when they talk? If white men did this, the Left would have invented an oh-so-clever-and-witty name for it, like they did with ‘mansplaining’

@XieJackie Love the man ❤️

马斯克本色上线，嬉皮笑脸的拍摄周围，就像个孩子。旁边都是正装端庄端着气场 不比不知道，一比吓一跳。马斯克站在人群中真是鹤立鸡群的高大啊。难怪他之前说和扎克伯格笼中斗，可以单纯的像树懒一样压在他身上。

@alicharts Yep it held 🫡

Chainlink $LINK appears to be breaking out of an ascending triangle, projecting a move toward $12.42 as long as $10.08 holds as support.