Phatern

Do not pay Austin Reaves this offseason. Please for my future sanity.

@FBIDirectorKash @FBINewark Holy shit 4 whole people?

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@BrilynHollyhand Shut up you grifting douche.

BREAKING: Democrats are now set to lose ALL of their U.S. House seats in Alabama now that Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey has called a special session on redistricting. Democrats can't be allowed to rig our elections any longer.

No one thought it would be a sweep but what are the lakers doing? 12 TOs and 1 3pt in the first half?

@michaeljknowles Keep grifting man

Political violence is not a “both-sides” problem. It’s also not a fringe problem. It comes from the mainstream Left.

@PDXFato @sircalebhammer There was something about being proven civilly liable for sexual abuse. I guess that’s not good enough to be called a rapist. Being BFFs with Epstein and bragging about seeing young girls naked isn’t anywhere near a pedophile. Don’t call out his shitty behavior, blame the media

@sircalebhammer This would be a great time for Democrats to admit Trump is not actually a pedophile, rapist or traitor. Just telling the truth would go a long way to reducing the insanity.

By the way, this will never stop. This is the literal same rhetoric that is said on live streams, podcast, and an online post every single day. To act surprised that a person may be radicalized by it is disingenuous. Well, maybe it is surprising that it’s only been 3 so far…

Sorry Bron, thought you were throwing

LeBron trying to throw this shit away

@NAMELESS Idk if that’s what I would call this franchise for the past 15 years

Wow giants are blessssedddd

I’m the asshole

Alright wrap this @lakers game up. Houston already has 3 offensive rebounds. Lakers still can’t box out

@GilligansMemes @Cernovich Good

@Cernovich 35 of 95 Counties voted Yes. So 60 Counties will be represented by 1 Republican and 35 Counties will be represented by 10 Democrats. Gross.

51% of voters can take away 100% of the rights of 49% of the voters. Democracy.

@Cernovich Tell it to the republicans.

@Zieno23341577 Was able to type in email and then gone. Still was going to make you type out all your info and then submit. 0 chance it was that fast unless you press join and instantly through the queue

@Phatern I swear that shit had bots. I clicked the second it came up and somehow every ticket already was sold and they typed everything out? 😂

I had less than 0 expectations to win the Robinhood nba finals tickets but no way were they sold out that fast considering you needed to type in that info

What a terrible way to end the half @Lakers

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@RepMikeTurner We obligated their nuclear program so what the fuck happened dipshit?

No one is willing to trade lower gas prices for Iran becoming a nuclear state.

Rory clutched up. Was scary for a little while there

@MoneyShotMatt In gold 3 dad?

@Phatern ranked kids don't play hill. They all wanna be killwhores.

I don’t understand ranked cod man. I’m an old man and I suck, but how do I get matched with a 3-stack where none of them had more than 30 seconds of hill time? This shit is a cruel joke