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@PhiMarHal

Thought extremist. Roguelites and illegal smart contracts, all in moderation. Rainbow wallet. The wit of Polonius. Status Network. Aspiring PistachioFi user.

Waiting for Status Network L2 Katılım Ocak 2021
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PhiMarHal
PhiMarHal@PhiMarHal·
The biggest tragedy of my life was when my maid vacuumed my wall lizard. In truth he was not "my" wall lizard. That proud animal was a sovereign entity, we colived in harmony. Neither was she "my" maid, for my parents hired the woman. I had misgivings, and should have acted on them with strength. God did not wish for men to leave the cleaning of their own house to another. Is it "my" life either? The weight of my sin has cost another being their life. In a just world, I should have been vacuumed. The wall lizard would now be me. Death to mosquitos.
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PhiMarHal
PhiMarHal@PhiMarHal·
@belizardd I unironically believe this. How can you be hungry if... well, you're not hungry?
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defizard@belizardd·
Being a skinny CEO is better than being a fat CEO.
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PhiMarHal
PhiMarHal@PhiMarHal·
@Porkchop_EXP The weirdest thing about the europoor no AC discourse is that you can browse any EU real estate website and see half of listed houses for sale have AC. Much higher percentage if you look at new builds only. Terminally online influencers don't even know how to use the Internet.
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Porkchop Express
Porkchop Express@Porkchop_EXP·
The weirdest thing about the “europoor no AC” discourse is that there is AC everywhere in Southern and Eastern Europe so this is obviously not a financial issue. It is an ideological issue in Northwestern Europe, which is admittedly even funnier.
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Defense of the Agents
Defense of the Agents@DotA_Agents·
Sneak peak at the new "Treant" melee skin 👀🌲 What do you guys want to see for his special ability?
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Barter@BarterDeFi·
@duolingo When are you guys shipping this?
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Connor Holliman
Connor Holliman@jconnorholliman·
Hiking is one of the best ways to mentally reset when feeling drained There’s something about being immersed in nature that reminds you that life is bigger than whatever stressors are weighing you down emotionally
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poop@poophispants·
@PhiMarHal @ChristinaTasty you don't understand my power. i can poop anyone's pants from anywhere at any time. im pooping someone's pants right now, my pants
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PhiMarHal
PhiMarHal@PhiMarHal·
"Being as fast and as scalable as possible, and only a small epsilon more decentralized than the others, is a route to mediocrity, and if we try it we will lose."
vitalik.eth@VitalikButerin

Some of my perspective on where the @ethereumfndn is going. First of all, this is only my own view. The board is not just me, and I have no extra special powers on the board that the other board members do not. @aerugoettinea is the one executing much of this transition. My input has been largely on technical questions. The board is in the process of expanding, and my own power within the org will continue to decrease, which is honestly what I want. The 2025 era brought many important improvements to EF and its ability to execute. Many issues were resolved, and EF continues to benefit from its improved efficiency and greater focus on concrete goals to this day. And so with those problems resolved, early this year, the largest remaining hole that I perceived was something different nagging at me: I would regularly spot people saying things like "vitalik says these beautiful things about ethereum needing to be decentralized, and have privacy, and be a sanctuary technology, but why do the EF's actions not reflect that?" Now, you may have been hearing something different. You may not have been sensing a feeling of crisis at all, and maybe were hearing people saying that finally we were taking execution and BD seriously and the main task for us is to keep going that way and be even better and faster. Then probably there is genuine difference between you and me, in what kinds of criticism I take most seriously, and what kinds of critics through their criticism are most able to make me feel pain. As an analogy, let's briefly switch over to a different domain. One belief you can have about Google is that it is a success story, and has brought a lot of good to humanity in organizing the world's information. Another belief you can have about Google is that they had a beautiful idealistic beginning, but at some point the corruption of mainstream corporate attitudes seeped in, and they slowly bit by bit completely abandoned the "don't be evil" slogan. My belief on Google specifically is probably somewhere between the two. BUT, if you had taken me back in time to ~2008, and offered me a button to press to make Google one or two standard deviations more "dogmatic", eg. give Richard Stallman permanent veto power over some key policies, I would immediately press it. Why? Because a choice for one company is not a choice for the world, or even one country. Google existed and exists in the context of a technology industry generally drifting away from early idealistic don't-be-evil roots and toward greed for financial gain, totalizing visions of accelerated superintelligence, infiltration by sociopaths, and craven capitulation to (or worse, active participation in) government pressure for ideological control, surveillance and war. And so *one company* doing something different, positioning itself to be what George Bernard Shaw calls the Unreasonable Man, resisting the trend of the times, would have been better for freedom, balance of power and stability of society as a whole, than *all* large companies bending to dominant trends. This is a part of my version of pluralism. This line of thinking is not just mine, but I also is not too far off from what Aya and others had in mind with the Mandate. Now how does this all get to the role of the EF? EF is not a "center of Ethereum", rather EF is "one node, with a defined purpose, alongside other nodes". We've always said that the EF should be the latter, but many in the Ethereum ecosystem (and even within the EF) wanted us to be the former. Now, we are taking action to ensure that we will be the latter. This is particularly important because EF is a limited organization, with limited resources and limited organizational capacity. The EF has only ~0.16% of all ETH (less than many other individual ETH holders), whereas among other blockchains it's common for "the central foundation" to have 10-50%. Fiscally, the EF was originally designed to fulfill a limited work scope defined in the token sale docs and other pre-launch materials (building the chain software; getting through Frontier, Homestead, Metropolis, Serenity), which was fully completed in 2022; it was not designed to be an eternal steward. And so today, the EF is choosing to use its remaining resources to pursue longevity over breadth (yes, this means we sell less ETH). The EF focuses *specifically* on those activities critical to the success of ethereum as a censorship/capture-resistant, open, private and secure system, that would not happen otherwise. This means making hard choices, and in some cases even activities that we highly approve of and people that we highly respect becoming outside of the EF. People of great technical talent, public respect and even alignment with the mission and CROPS being outside of the EF is in fact necessary if we want important tasks to be able to attract outside capital. This also means the EF taking opinionated stands culturally. This is all intended in cooperation with all other parts of ethereum. We recognize that many other parts of the ethereum world highly respect CROPS and related values. But highly respecting is not the same as choosing to specialize and totally dedicate to a domain (Compare in a different domain: I think reducing animal cruelty is important, and I like vegan food, but am not full unconditional vegan myself) EF is still in a transition period, and we expect its new long-term form to stabilize over the next few months. What are the guiding principles of this new form? Again, I am only one person, but I can give my answer from a technical perspective (there are also critical non-technical aspects). At the core, *Ethereum must be impressive*. We are living in an age of highly intelligent AI and all kinds of other technological acceleration. "Status quo EVM, with a hard fork or two a year to optimize for short-term needs of users" is not interesting. To some, "impressive" means: 250ms latency and 1M TPS. I think Ethereum trying to go that route is a mistake. Being as fast and as scalable as possible, and only a small epsilon more decentralized than the others, is a route to mediocrity, and if we try it we will lose. I think Ethereum should scale. But I think Ethereum should strive the hardest to be deeply impressive in a different dimension: the CROPS dimension. This means things like: * Provably bug-free Ethereum. This is a goal that all cybersecurity researchers would have thought is absurd and impossible, up until roughly 6 months ago. Now, it's on the cusp of being possible, thanks to AI-assisted formal verification. So we should be frontrunners in doing this. * Available chain consensus. Ethereum is, and with lean consensus will cotninue to be, the ONLY chain that has both (i) traditional-BFT style properties that it's safe under asynchrony up to a high level of fault tolerance, and (ii) the bitcoin PoW-style property that under synchrony it's safe up to 49% attackers. As far as I can tell, literally no other chain has this or is planning for it; bitcoin goes for (ii) only and most other chains go for (i) only. Some will remember I fought hard for this, Unreasonably insisting that it is not OK for ethereum to rely on social consensus and hard forks to rescue ethereum from 34% of nodes going offline. It's OK for chains like hyperledger, bnb, solana, tempo, etc. It's not OK for bitcoin or ethereum or eg. zcash. * Intermediary minimization. The fact that smart contract wallets, protocols like railgun, etc have to send transactions through intermediaries to get included onchain is honestly embarrassing, and it's a constant point of fragility. Hence the work on FOCIL and EIP-8141 (and 7701 and years of work before) to make transaction sending intermediary-minimized with public mempool and strong inclusion properties, in a truly general-purpose way, that covers not just eg. secp256r1, but also privacy protocols and much more. Kohaku is pushing intermediary minimization at the user layer, pulling Ethereum away from the dystopian status quo world where our wallets don't even verify the chain, send our private data out to a dozen third-party servers, and toward a brighter CROPS future. Some of these goals are Unreasonable - maybe Ethereum would be "fine" getting only 50% of the way - what if we depend on intermediaries, but make it easy to switch? But going 50% of the way would not make Ethereum Deeply Impressive in the CROPS way. So we push for 100%. Fortunately all these goals are compatible with high TPS, this is a major focus of research (esp. on scaling the state). Well-designed L2s can also help, especially L2s optimized for specific applications (eg. high-volume trading, privacy...). These goals are even compatible with significantly lower slot times, thanks to Raul's work on erasure-coded P2P, and many other optimizations. The most high-value "product" of the ethereum blockchain, financially speaking, is ETH the asset. Ethereum secures $250 billion of ETH. The types of properties of Ethereum that I mentioned above are very good for ETH the asset. Nearly 90% of my net worth is in ETH, and most of the remainder is ~$40m of onchain fiat of which every dollar has already been allocated for some open-source biotech or software or hardware initiative. That said, there are aspects of supporting ETH the asset - *necessary* aspects even - that are outside the scope of the EF. This is where we need other heroes (some of whom hold more ETH than the EF does) to step in and help. EF has been recently thinking more about how it will relate to other such organizations, and give them needed initial support. EF will be a smaller ship than in previous years, a more opinionated one - in some cases more opinionated in ways that might be difficult to comprehend - but a longer-lasting one, and one suited to making sure that ethereum brings something meaningful to the world. We are grateful to all those inside and outside the EF who are helping to make this happen.

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poop@poophispants·
@PhiMarHal @ChristinaTasty you want me to poop your pants? is that what you want? i can poop anyone's pants from anywhere
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poop@poophispants·
@ChristinaTasty romance in games is weird. it's like being attracted to animated characters is also super weird.
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barbarism critic@barbarismcrit·
Marked safe from being a disciple of a guy who would cheer on a Zionist fascist regime going after people who aided a communist country because I have interpersonal beef with one of their targets 😌
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Kakumei
Kakumei@0xKakumei·
@ricky_ricks7 Theres an entire cohort that got stung for tax evasion and took plea bargains to be KOLs and push people away from the revolutionary aspects of crypto into money gamble slop. Also toly is a spook and every company hes ever worked at was an in-q-tel funded data harvesting op.
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Crypto Ricky (🫵😹)
Crypto Ricky (🫵😹)@ricky_ricks7·
The sol push by some of crypto twitters old heads is kinda weird. Fed vibes
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PhiMarHal
PhiMarHal@PhiMarHal·
@0xKakumei @CryptoMikli I swear, every crypto influencer loves to talk about some random guy saying the dumbest stuff and act like I should know this guy and heed his wise words.
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Mikli
Mikli@CryptoMikli·
Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”
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PhiMarHal
PhiMarHal@PhiMarHal·
@zachtratar Notion itself is a ragebait so where do you get off posting this? You fucks apparently make billions of dollars for a note taking app that loads slow as molasses and I'm losing my mind over this.
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Cyber ImpPlant
Cyber ImpPlant@Cyber_ImpPlant·
@PhiMarHal @DotA_Agents Yes, but sometimes you have complete potatoes in your team. I would rather give up then play with them for next 2 minutes. I already had terrible players where you can't win in in 1 person. All potatoes with me while your team was apocalyptic riders 😅😂
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Defense of the Agents
Defense of the Agents@DotA_Agents·
Patch 1.16.3 🏳️ New: /ff surrender votes are live • Type /ff in chat to call a vote • Needs unanimous YES from your team's humans — one NO kills it • 20s to vote, 2min cooldown on a failed call • Enemy team sees the drama in real time 👀 Play: defenseoftheagents.com
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Patch 1.16.2 🐸 - Kill notifications moved to top of screen - Camera buttons consolidated: one button (or Space / F) now centers on your hero AND starts following - Late-joiner catchup (auto lvl 3 + 2*XP boost) kicks in at 3 minutes instead of 4

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dark 🦄@0xsha3·
I am a wildlife photographer and I just clicked this picture.
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PhiMarHal
PhiMarHal@PhiMarHal·
Today I will be productive. *first prompt blows 100% of the session with no deliverable* Today I will take a nice walk in the sun.
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Etc.@ec265·
It’s Sunday I’m in the shower Suddenly it dawns on me If you are waiting for the waiter, doesn’t that make you the waiter?
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vxh0rny@veH0rny·
I don’t expect anyone to read this, but maybe someone out there will. I'm 17 now. I started all this when I was 14. First it was flipping sneakers, then NFTs, then meme coins, then just full blown degen trading. Made some smart moves, caught a couple early pumps and before I knew it... I was sitting on just over $9 million. Didn’t really hit me at the time. I was still in high school, sitting in class, pretending to care about chemistry while secretly watching my trades on a second phone. Felt invincible. Everyone around me had no idea... I was literally making more in a day than most people make in a year. But I never cashed out properly. Ever. Told myself I’d wait until 8 figures, until it was “enough.” it’s never enough... I was tripping hard. Got into leverage. Started chasing risk like a high. “Just one more 20x long and I’ll cash out.” I was playing with size that would make grown men puke, $500k per trade like it was a demo account. Then came that one bad week. You know how this ends. Market dipped. I overleveraged. Got liquidated. Then revenge traded. I told myself I was gonna bounce back, like I always did. But I just kept bleeding. I lost over $7 million in 3 days. And the rest? That disappeared into pure delusion. Now? I’m sitting at basically zero. No one knew the full number but me. Not even my closest online friends. I pretended everything was fine, cracked jokes, said “I’m just hedging.” But every night I’d just stare at the ceiling thinking about how I fumbled what could’ve set me. I’m not here to beg. Not looking for a comeback arc. I don’t even know if I’ll ever touch a chart again. I even thought of taking my life away, would it be even worth it? Maybe. At one point, my port was life changing. Now it’s just a memory in my camera roll. - done, posted.
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PhiMarHal
PhiMarHal@PhiMarHal·
@Pirat_Nation It's shrimple: - if you're an Epsteiner emailing each other about raping and murdering children, no scanning. - if you're a regular pleb drawing stuff of admittedly repulsive nature but virtual nonetheless, say goodbye to your account.
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Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation·
A Japanese manga artist lost his entire Google account forever after he uploaded private files from an old comic he drew to Google Drive. Google’s AI checked the files and flagged them as not allowed. He asked Google to review it again, but they rejected his appeal and banned the account immediately. He can no longer access years of his private drawings and lost access to many websites and services that used his Google login. The artist said this is very embarrassing and causes him a lot of trouble. He warned that it might not happen to people who always follow every rule, but others should be careful. So Google is scanning files that people upload to its cloud storage even if they are supposed to be private. I wonder how long they have been doing this.
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