Phil Ball

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Phil Ball

Phil Ball

@PhilBallTweets

Author of 'Morbo', 'White Storm' and sundry epics. Columnist for La Liga when I can be arsed. Grimsby Town till I expire.

Spain (sort of) Katılım Ocak 2011
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Phil Ball
Phil Ball@PhilBallTweets·
@elonmusk Yes. Like those peaceful chaps pardoned by your buddy POTUS?
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Micki way@mickitiki·
Exactly 💥🔥🇺🇸👊
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Phil Ball
Phil Ball@PhilBallTweets·
@DefiantLs He's not actually very bright, is he? He just spouts clichés in that Bot-like intonation he has. Wha he's never done is to define 'free speech'. It doesn't exist in any society. It's always conditioned by certain limits, correctly. Musk bangs on about it, but fails to define it
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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Elon Musk: "Freedom of speech is the bedrock of democracy. That's why freedom of speech is the First Amendment. Once you lose freedom of speech, you lose democracy."
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HLTCO@HLTCO·
A question for my followers… If you could only recommend one football book for people to read, what would it be?
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Phil Ball@PhilBallTweets·
@tyreflipmike @HLTCO Hi mate. No - don't think so. I did an update last year to the Spanish version, but the Brit publisher would need to get off their arses first. But thanks for asking.
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
🍀 Happy St Patrick’s Day! 🍀
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.
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Honey 🛼
Honey 🛼@honeymoon250·
Can anyone?
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The Voice of Right.↗️💊
Melania Trump has spoken out publicly in defense of her husband, delivering an emotional statement that has quickly drawn attention across the political landscape. “What is happening to my husband goes far beyond ordinary criticism. It has become deeply personal and, in many ways, profoundly unfair to a man who has devoted decades of his life to public service. I often ask myself how people can be so relentless. They are attacking a leader who carries immense responsibility every day — someone who works under constant pressure, scrutiny, and expectations that very few people could truly understand. Donald has never asked for sympathy, and he has never blamed others. Instead, he continues to work and lets his actions speak for themselves.” “To me, Donald is more than just a president. He is a determined, disciplined, and resilient man. Rather than magnifying every mistake or adding more pressure through endless headlines and debates, people should recognize the sacrifices and strength it takes to stand at the center of such intense public attention. He does not fight simply for power — he fights because he genuinely believes in the future of this nation.”
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Phil Ball
Phil Ball@PhilBallTweets·
@Suffragent_ The last nun I shagged was much better-looking than you. And smarter.
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Peter Lloyd@Suffragent_·
US Senator John Kennedy: “The United Kingdom is being run by idiots. “Taking advice from Keir Starmer is like asking a nun about sex.” 😂😂😂😂😂
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Andy Saxon
Andy Saxon@AndySaxon78·
I'm English. I exist. I have a face. I have a national flag. This is mine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Phil Ball
Phil Ball@PhilBallTweets·
@kara60806 @Flagmanuk Ha ha! Sure. So shinning up a flagpole late at night for a bit of praise from half-wits is not sad bastadry? Love it mate. And of course, if you want to be taken seriously (or call someone a moron) it helps if you can spell correctly. Ok?
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Flagman@Flagmanuk·
🚨 WARNING: Police Encouraging the Ripping Down of the National Flag? 🇬🇧 Can you believe what we’re seeing? People ripping down the British national flag 🇬🇧 — and instead of stopping it, the police are escorting them while they do it. 🚓 What has happened to this country? The UK feels broken. National pride feels broken. When did loving your country become something to apologise for? When did flying the Union Jack become a problem? It’s the national flag of the United Kingdom — a symbol of our history, our people and our country. 🇬🇧 So the question is simple: Why aren’t we proud of Britain anymore? 📹 TWO-TIER POLICING — CAUGHT ON CAMERA The people are watching 👀 The cameras are rolling 🎥 And the truth is getting out. 🇬🇧🔥 From our fellow flaggers down in Shrewsbury 🇬🇧🚩 @raisetheflagsShrewsburyplus #FlagMan #TwoTierPolicing #FlyingTheFlag #ProudToBeBritish #UKNews #BritishFlag #ForThePeople #SpeakUp 🇬🇧🔥@RupertLowe10 @elonmusk @FoxNews @SkyNews
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Flagman@Flagmanuk·
WESTON-SUPER-MARE… M5 FLAGGED. 🇬🇧 Couldn’t wait until morning to see how the flags were flying, so I went back early to capture it properly. And wow… it looks incredible. Thousands of drivers on the M5 will have already seen them flying high. You asked. We delivered. If you want Flag Man & the crew to come to your town and flag with you, drop the location below. This time we want locals to meet us there and join the flagging. Teamwork makes the dream work. 🇬🇧 #FlagMan #WestonSuperMare #ProudToBeBritish #FlyingTheFlag #UK
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Phil Ball@PhilBallTweets·
@Flagmanuk Thousands of drivers on the M5 looking up and thinking 'What a bunch of utter wankers' 🙄
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Ayushi☄️@iyoushetwt·
Can you name a single platform better than X ?
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Phil Ball@PhilBallTweets·
@Stephis_world We need Reform like we need a boil on the arse. By the way, have you got one? Is that why you're walking a bit funny?
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Stephi@Stephis_world·
The Labour party are failing us. Kier Starmer tells lie after lie and does U-turn after U-turn! Now we've lost our greatest ally because our prime minister is weak. Labour are dragging us through the mire. We need Reform in power sooner rather than later.. 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
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Phil Ball@PhilBallTweets·
@chekeeuk @Stephis_world Except the UK and Britain are different things, you arseholes. Good to see that the shitheads who makes these wanky memes don't even understand the basics.
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Phil Ball
Phil Ball@PhilBallTweets·
Anticipating the Real Sociedad v Atlético cup final, 'El Txolo' has come over in disguise to San Sebastián, to learn Basque ways. A bit of Basque/Spanish humour - but if you want the punch-line explaining, just write. 😎
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