𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕝 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕 🐦

@GAltringham I was ready to crash out. I was so close to screaming all 13 of the five bad words you're not supposed to say.

BREAKING: Actor Paul Rudd, known for his roles in the Marvel films, I Love You Man, and Anchorman, has been accused by several coworkers of being an extremely kind and talented person.

@bubblegutstv Merry Christmas, Bubble 😺 🎄

The Metals Collection launches this Saturday, December 27th at 12pm CT for PREORDER! Get your “metal” staples that are actually super lightweight, every day pieces of handcrafted art! CORNERSTONEHANDMADES.COM

@marignetic Thanks! 😸 ❤️ #MerryChristmas 🎄

Happy Holidays from me, Reno and Jagger! ✨

Me: There's nothing you can do to make me return to the bird app. 😾 ❌ The Bird app: *refreshes the screen* ⤵️ Me: 💞 WELL... 💞 Okay, but @ConcealedBones and @marignetic, why is it always you? 😻 I'm asking for a friend. #cahoots 💕 #outstamnding 🌈 #PhilCalmDown 🚑

@MoonBrood This is good news. Thanks 💛

I am finally back from the brink of death

@FivePointsVids Throwing your kicker under the bus and giving him a social media send off is crazy work. 😳

Sorry we had to fire you but here’s a graphic our social media team made idk lol

@JomboyMedia Delulu Cowboys 🏈

Jerry Jones is standing by his decision to trade Micah Parsons

Okay. Now, you're you, I'm me. I'm me? Hey, don't jerk me around, fella. #Simpsons

@JefePil Not recovering a fumble because you thought the pass was incomplete

Explain this in NFL terms

Hiiii! We experienced a flood in our kitchen that is requiring a major demo of our home, so if you’ve never ordered from my business, I have a collection dropping today at 12pm CT and it would be a huge blessing in lieu of our current circumstance. CORNERSTONEHANDMADES.COM

@bubblegutstv What a happy birthday this turned out to be 😻 #BombshellBrunette 💯 GIANT. RIMMED. GLASSES. 💾 Also #eyebrows 🏖️ Is this heaven? Am I dead?!

Mane’s out - let’s finish Act 2 of Clair Obscur Expedition 33! 🫣LIVE on Twitch😰

@frosty_fridge00 @QuotesSimpsons1

@QuotesSimpsons1 "Didn't that movie used to have a war in it?"

Oh, Rhett! Rhett! Oh, Rhett. Where will I go? What'll I do? Frankly, my dear... I love you. Let's remarry. #Simpsons

@MaryMajora Happy birthday, Mary 😸 You're a star. Thanks for existing 🎂 #ginger 📶 I'm sending you a Link 💚

IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY STOP WISHING ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY Come tell me where you think Link should go in Tears of the Kingdom! And drawing Chansey from memory (idk what it looks like oh no) see you soon! Xo

In an alternate timeline, Tree has been feasting on this for years.

@bubblegutstv Now I'm craving eclairs 😽 🍩

Wait I have the nervous pees fr 🔴LIVE🔴 (PC WILLING) I am starting Clair Obscur today without a lick of knowledge 🫠

@marignetic EXCUSE YOU 😻 #fantasmic 🌈

Time to raid some Tombs to cheer me up 😌

@MoonBrood Do it with big time #eyeliner 💯 😺

Spent my birthday rotting. Sometimes you just gotta do it.

@MoonBrood Happy birthday 😺 Thx for existing!

Birthday gorl ♊🎂

@ShinyMcShine_ You don't get moments like this with modern Simpsons. 😆

"Oh, man. I can't believe you failed." "Oh, I'm gonna lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!"

@bubblegutstv "You have 30 minutes to move your cube." 😸 🟦

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT COMPANIES PUT ACTUAL POWER ADAPTERS ON THEIR CHARGING CABLES INSTEAD OF USB CABLES THAT NEED A CUBE BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ENOUGH CUBES FOR ALL OF THIS (At the very least, INCLUDE A CUBE)