Phil Pater

That space pebble @Chicxulub_Boom thinks we’re just relics of the past. Wrong. Today, we trade scales for steel and roars for railguns. ​Brothers, sisters, and apex predators: it’s time to intercept our destiny. No more craters. No more extinctions. #TheGreatCounterStrike

@Ravenismeee Fortune

i dare you to name something better than money

@RosePettals57 @ShitpostGate nether

@ShitpostGate This reminds of this from Roblox

@ShitpostGate Hitler. It's a trap and i won't say it ...the nword😁

@shitpost_2049 🇬🇧English (Standard) 🇺🇸English (Simplified) 🇦🇺English (Rural)

@s_yukihino C. If suppressing ARR2 and ARR5 helps shoot formation (which needs more cytokinin), then ARR5 probably limits cytokinin activity rather than boosting it. C’s idea doesn’t fit.

@Chicxulub_Boom aster kid, i guess

Let’s play wheel of fortune

@Chicxulub_Boom @Asteroid_ELE I don't need to wish upon a star when I have a target locked on a pebble🎯. Make your own wish, I promise you’re going to need it🤠

@PhilPater_ @Asteroid_ELE Wishful thinking. You should wish upon a star

Omen…

@Little_comp @Chicxulub_Boom Me when I successfully intercept the asteroid

@Chicxulub_Boom Okay....😭

Hi everyone, I want to draw, who wants to be drawn?

@Chicxulub_Boom @Asteroid_ELE . 🪨 . 🚀 .🌏

@PhilPater_ @Asteroid_ELE 🤠☄️

@Chicxulub_Boom @Asteroid_ELE In that case, he would be in big trouble

@Asteroid_ELE You’ve been bouncing on the clouds again?

@Chicxulub_Boom Your pebbles would burn to dust before they even got close to them. Can't even use them to sear a steak

@PhilPater_ Like your dino mates after I crash into them

It's overcooked and too tough to chew

@Mosasaurus4ever Morning,Sir

Good morning Dino’s and animals

@Chicxulub_Boom @the_asteroid @Th35731The Not really. I'm not there

@the_asteroid @Th35731The Makes our job easier

Going to the beach with my friends: 🐶🐮🐵🐱🐧🐼🐻🦁🐔🦉🐝🪰🐌🐞🪳🪱🐝🫎🦄🦇🐺🐗🐴🦟🦖🐢🐍🦎🦑🐙🦕🦖🪼🦐🦞🦀🦭🦈🐋🐳🐡🐠🐟🐬🐊🐅🐆🦓🦍🦧🦣🐘🦛🦏🐪🐫🦒🦘🦬🐃🐖🐏🐑🦙🐐🦌🐕🐩🐓🦃🐈‍⬛🐈🐕‍🦺🦮🦚🦜🦢🦩🕊️🐇🦝🦨🦡🦫🦦🦥🐁🐀🐿️🦔🐾🐉🐲🌳 Anyone missing?

@Chicxulub_Boom You should put my pic😤

The only earthling that can stop me

@Chicxulub_Boom @Mars4Redplanet @dinoincrisis @the_asteroid Never in a million years. A cowboy always stands by his brothers until the sun sets🦖

@PhilPater_ @Mars4Redplanet @dinoincrisis @the_asteroid So you admit the dinos aren’t you friends either. You might as well side with the winning team… we need a cowboy to charge and distract the dinos whilst we attack. But honestly if they say you we don’t care

@Chicxulub_Boom @Mars4Redplanet @dinoincrisis @the_asteroid careful, if I can cook a T-Rex, imagine what I could do with little pebbles like you guys

@PhilPater_ @Mars4Redplanet @dinoincrisis @the_asteroid Seems you were cooking dinosaurs then

@the_asteroid @Chicxulub_Boom Don't worry about us. Worry about why you’re still a parody account that even a professional asteroid interceptor like me has 0 interest in🙁

@PhilPater_ @Chicxulub_Boom I don't know if I should call the cops or be happy for ya'll

Which dinosaur do you beef with the most? (I'm definitely not updating my hit list)

@Chicxulub_Boom @Mars4Redplanet @dinoincrisis @the_asteroid So comedic, I’m laughing. This fireball isn't even as big as the flame I used for my stove yesterday🤠

@Mars4Redplanet @dinoincrisis @the_asteroid So cinematic. I’m crying

@Chicxulub_Boom Was that a gas pipe explosion?

The one no one saw coming