Phil Poole

@metzgov @GregCasar 8 whole hours ....wow 😂

@InternetH0F And that he was the kid from the wonder years

@Kevavfc1993 I made it to half time the other night then passed out . Will see if I can last til full time

So who is staying up tonight again? #avfc

@QueensSpeechUK Man says something true ....let's be outraged

Pink News typists are taking the news well

@EpicHaidaMoment @FTalentScout @ChelseaFC What, so he can sit on your bench for 3 years and be totally ruined as a footballer....also he wants to play in Europe 👍

TALENT OF THE DAY Omari Kellyman Age: 17 Country: 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Club: Aston Villa Position: AM/LW/RW Player role: advanced playmaker Strengths: passing, vision, technique, ball control, creativity, first touch Foot: left Similar type of player: Mesut Özil Potential: 8,5/10

@OliLondonTV Why does it matter what sex the sheep was 🤷 And , a goat watched on In shock? Are you sure 😂

Australian man sentenced to 3 years in prison for bestiality after r*ping a male sheep. George Danakis, 44 was caught by police after breaking into a school shed which houses sheep for milking. The man was caught with his pants down r*ping a male sheep while a goat watched on in a state of shock. The depraved man attempted to blame the incident on a 5 day drug bender. Danakis pleaded guilty at Penrith District Court to damaging property, bestiality, possessing bestiality material, break and enter and possessing an unauthorised firearm before he was sentenced to over three years behind bars. Source: Daily Mail

@shoe0nhead It will always be called Twitter by everyone that uses it

the X rebrand is a terrible idea for so many reasons: 1. its corny. looks like 2006. edgy. idk. can't explain. i just know i'd think it was cool in 2006. im 2006-core so i would know. 2. it looks like a porn site, as many have pointed out. it also sounds like one. "hey bro whats your X account?" are you gay, dude? you wanna see my dick, man? 3. its unwelcoming. the bird was cute and representing chatting with people. this is dark. the "x" symbol is often associated with negativity. (do not enter, close window, etc) 4. what do we even call tweets now? he joked about "xeets" but what is even a xeet? tweeting is the sound birds make. xeet would just be a reference to the old name. 5. twitter was one of the most recognizable brand names and logos. this looks like 5 billion other things. why give that up? 6. gives off creepy comic book corpo vibes. especially considering the new woman in charge bragged about how Ai will soon control the website and they want to intergrate things like BANKING. i genuinely truly do not understand the rebrand. elon seems to be running on "if its not broken, break it" i will still use the website because i like it, its my favorite, but what do you think?

@fesshole You have a really small dick 👍

When I was 15 I re-enacted the famous pie scene from American pie, except with a Ginster's Cornish pasty.

@AVFCStatto That loss was the best thing thats happened to us since winning the European cup

Aston Villa play Fulham tomorrow night at the Exploria Stadium in Orlando, Florida. The last time Villa played Fulham at a neutral venue, we lost, but ultimately won 👀 #avfc | #utv | #vtid

@fesshole Ripped off 🤷

On a slight hangover and really wanted a blowie but the wife wasn't having any of it. Eventually gave her £100 for some shoes. She accepted. Not sure how I feel about the whole thing.

@avfc_emery McGrath is playing...it's not even a question #UTV

@Culture_Crit I'm lazy and shit at art 🤷

@atakason @OneFootball @TyCSports @emimartinezz1 He wants to play in Europe

@OneFootball @TyCSports @emimartinezz1 Cant Chelsea go all pit for this one?

Inter have offered Aston Villa €15m for World Cup champion keeper Emiliano Martínez following André Onana's move to Man United, per @TyCSports 👀🇦🇷

@OneFootball @TyCSports @emimartinezz1 Which one of his feet is that amount for ?

@DeadlineDayLive @GFFN This would be like asking a lion if he likes to eat lettuce

🚨 Kylian Mbappé is "completely uninterested" in a move to Tottenham. (Source: @GFFN)

@WonPeople @arusbridger No ,they're attacking Boris Johnson getting his secret daughter into the house of Lords even though she's not qualified at all.They're just not allowed to say so because of the super injunction suppressing the British media . So everyone has to pretend the don't know who she is

@arusbridger It's remarkable how people like alan who generally support more diversity in politics suddenly attack the introduction of a younger person like this...

We know almost nothing about her, her political views, or what she’s done to get there. But now she’s in the House of Lords, she can make laws for the rest of us for life. Thank heaven Boris Johnson took us out of the unaccountable EU!

"Well done. You managed to shoot a stationery, 14 foot peaceful creature with a high velocity rifle. Very sporting!" ~ @RickyGervais. RT if you want a WORLDWIDE ban on #trophyhunting.

@wildtiktokss Great super power ...I'm going straight to pet shop and buying as many bunnies as possible to be the richest man in the world 👍

@bronwengwriter @bmay Sorry for her ? Because of who her dad is?

@bmay I feel slightly sorry for Charlotte Owen but then again she could have refused the peerage. It feels terribly wrong but then the whole system is now corrupted.

Seriously, does anyone know why there is a total reporting black out on the reasons for and justification of this peerage? It's beyond weird.