Phil Thomas

Update: Barstool Athletes Inc is short staffed and being overrun with applications.

@scuffedpod BELLS TIMELINE

the recap for this game could be 7 hours

@BarstoolTrent tiger calls him ZATCH johnson? 😂 youtu.be/pzHq8XgJt5Y

Engines stabilized rocket spin just in time, enabling an intact landing in water! Ships en route to rescue Falcon.

@scrowder @OwenComedy Average height of 6’4.5😂😂

Here is the checklist System 001 needs to fulfill at the test site before it can head to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. 1 down, 4 to go.

@Owen_BenjaMEME @scrowder That dude was mad creepy

@MattMiazga3 you’re my new favorite soccer player 😂@🇲🇽

@nimmthegreat Lol this tweet is not aging well

Don't open the season with them boyz from Boone, NC

I’m The Machine #My3WordLegacy

Have you digital pre-ordered my new acoustic record 'Damaged Goods' yet?? If you have, you know you get an automatic download of 'Tennessee Bound'! If you haven't, well... here's the link... you know? 😏😏 CAN NOT WAIT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU! SineadBurgessMusic.lnk.to/DamagedGoods

🚨 JERSEY GIVEAWAY 🚨 You want the 2018-19 @cpulisic_10 Cup jersey?! Retweet and follow to be entered to win 👀 🔥

Congrats coach! You’ll have a championship in no time! twitter.com/apptf_xc/statu…

@AppTF_XC Congrats! @trackrabbit__

Chelsey Hargrave with the 🥇in the long jump, posting a new PR distance of 20-1.75. K'Lynn Beal records a 7th place finish in the event with a new PR mark of 18-10.75

@sarahtiana @RickieFowler Disguise?

What a fantastic opening 45 minutes! 👏 lfc.tv/A6CM

@RealSamBarak @NickKristof 3m/year saved vs the “1.7m lost compared to 1.3m in wars” argument

In the aftermath of the YouTube shooting, my column: How to Win an Argument About Guns nytimes.com/2018/04/03/opi… Just posted.

$3M dollars spent = nice march that didn't cause change. (Backed by Hollywood elite) $2K spent = lobbying lawmakers, including @POTUS, about specific bills including #FixNICS and #StopSchoolViolenceAct which passed on Friday. The latter is grassroots. The first isn't.

@Coddington_Bear Agreed. I think it’s probably healthy to have someone like Joe to push back on him a bit however. Seems like it’s good to even things out

Just realized something: I'm reading the JRE comments section with Owen & noticed something hilariously ironic. In a podcast where its discussed how he conducts himself verbally via twitter, he comes off looking totally rational/respectful by measured his responses in person. lol